Tuesday Night Ramblings: The Things I Do For Money...  

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7/11/2006 3:41 pm

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Tuesday Night Ramblings: The Things I Do For Money...

Thoughts that go through my head while I look forward to another day of deep-cleaning grease pits...

* You haven't seen it all until you've seen the beatboxing parrot on YouTube.

* The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced old people were put on this earth to annoy me to no end.

* Once upon a time, baseball's All-Star Game used to MEAN SOMETHING... now, it's just another game to me.

* Jessica Simpson swears she hasn't dated since her marriage dissolution. Well, it makes sense; casual fuck sessions in the backseats of limos shouldn't count as dates anyways! *RIMSHOT!*

* I'm convinced the I Love The... series kills the careers of those who appear in them. I mean, has Hal Sparks and Michael Ian Black and Chris Jericho done ANYTHING of note since they first appeared in that series?

* Any politician who ends his advertisement with "I approve this message" doesn't deserve to serve in office. (I mean, it's in your ad, I would THINK you would approve the ad that sings your praises!) Just because Prezeedent Bush said it doesn't mean you all have to follow suit like sheep.

* Why do CMT (which stands for Country Music Television) air movies like Grease and The Breakfast Club, movies that don't have a lick of country in it? I don't get it.

* As desperate for sex as I have been in the past, I've never sunk so low as to buy the Fleshlight. I mean, once you go there... rock bottom is truly upon you.

And last, but not least...

* The whole "Chuck Norris facts" craze is getting a bit ridiculous.

Besides, everybody knows Bill Walton counted to infinity long before Chuck ever tried.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


7/11/2006 6:39 pm

hal sparks always make me long for skunk boy and talk soup

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

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