Tuesday Night Ramblings: The Oscar Edition!  

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3/7/2006 3:26 pm

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3/17/2006 7:18 pm

Tuesday Night Ramblings: The Oscar Edition!

Thoughts that go through my head while I wonder just how hard it really is out there for a pimp...

* Jon Stewart, like Chris Rock and David Letterman before him, will not be invited back. Why? He didn't kiss the celebs' asses. It's that simple. There's a reason why Crystal, Goldberg, and Martin get repeat hosting duties.

* If George Clooney is not The Man, then I don't know who is. It's his world, and we're all living in it.

* "Judi Dench dug my eye out in a bar fight!" CLASSIC.

* There should only be 2 montages: one celebrating the movies, and one for those who's passed away. And that's it. No need to have 6-8 of them.

* Of course, that would then give the Best Editing winner and Best Documentary Feature more time to thank people, and GOD FORBID we can't have that!

* "For those keeping score at home, Martin Scorsese has 0 Oscars... Three 6 Mafia, 1." Another reason why Stewart won't be back.

* I hate the way that the Best Actress Award has become strictly reserved for the Glamorous Leadng Lady (Witherspoon, Kidman, Roberts, etc.). Bring back the days of Jessica Tandy, Kathy Bates and Frances McDormand.

And last, but not least...

* The 2005 Best Picture nominees list will come close, but nothing will ever top the 1994 Best Picture nominees list. It just will not happen. What was 1994? Forrest Gump (the eventual winner), Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redempion, Quiz Show, and 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

What a list. Will never be duplicated.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

PassionKisses4Me 45F

3/9/2006 4:12 am

I didnt even bother watching them...plus don't have the time lol



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