Tuesday Night Ramblings: Mmm-Mmm, Time For Pie!  

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6/27/2006 3:37 pm

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Tuesday Night Ramblings: Mmm-Mmm, Time For Pie!

Thoughts that go through my head while I cringe at the sight of an animated Bill Walton:

* There's comedy, there's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy... then there's Steve Guttenberg's mini-biography on IMDB. Personally, I think "The Gutt" wrote it himself.

* Does it make me weird that I get horny whenever Becky acts all deviant and foul-mouthed?

* Note to CMT: you might want to air Nickel Creek videos at a time when I'm not (theoretically) asleep, ya know? (On the flip side, anytime's a good time for my Sara Watkins fix.)

* I'm colflicted: on the one hand, Cars looks like a good movie. But on the other hand, I'm thinking of refusing to see it on the grounds that Larry The Cable Prick is in it. Decisions, decisions...

* With Republicans trying to pass an amendment to ban flag burning (act of desperation to try to win the mid-term elections), I can't help but think of the great Mr. Show skit where the Founding Fathers created an American flag people couldn't shit on. "It would be an empty gesture!"

* You know you've looked at too much internet porn when a baseball bat insertion doesn't gross you out anymore.

And last, but not least...

* Demi Moore shouting "SUCK MY DICK!" in G.I. Jane makes me wonder...

... does Ashton know something we don't?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


6/28/2006 11:18 am

Who cares??? Its Demi Moore woo hoo!!!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

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