Tuesday Night Ramblings: Journey to the Great Adventure Valley in the Time of Cold Fire Edition!  

bigandtallreturn 38M
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5/2/2006 7:30 pm

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Tuesday Night Ramblings: Journey to the Great Adventure Valley in the Time of Cold Fire Edition!


Thoughts that go through my head while I continue my staredown with the spider on my wall...

* What were the Houston Texans THINKING? If the Texans were Brad Pitt, they ditched Angelina Jolie to take Jennifer Aniston. What a mistake.

* I'm convinced any movie with James Spader in it is an unloved classic.

* I never thought it could happen in my lifetime, but I finally met a person who talks EXACTLY like the grownups in the Peanuts cartoons. "Wah wuh-wuh wuhwuhwuh wah-wah-wuh-wuh-wuh!" Even better, she's my new employee! And best of all, she's a rude bitch, too! Oh, fucking joy!

* Note to white people: if you're going to wear a baseball cap, wear it with the bill FACING THE FRONT. When the cap is turned around, you look like a moron. Just a little advice.

* There's comedy, there's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy... then there's Dave Chappelle's Samuel Jackson beer skit. "They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!"

* Is it just me, or am I the only one who consider thongs tacky? Girls are so much sexier wearing Hanes Her Way.

* Every time I watch The Brady Bunch, I think back to when Barry Williams (Greg Brady) talked about taking Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) out on a date... and it ruins the show for me.

And last, but not least...

* If James Bond really did exist, he'd have every sexually transmitted disease known to modern man.

And you can't convince me 007 carries around rubbers.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/3/2006 8:48 am

"* Is it just me, or am I the only one who consider thongs tacky? Girls are so much sexier wearing Hanes Her Way."

Ah, at last, a man who appreciates French-cut lace panties... *SMOOCH*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


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