Tuesday Night Ramblings: Is It November Yet??  

bigandtallreturn 38M
1538 posts
8/15/2006 1:46 pm

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Tuesday Night Ramblings: Is It November Yet??

Thoughts that go through my head while I find spiders where they DON'T belong...

* OK, just to clear this up: I am a real member. I am a real blogger. I do exist. PassionKisses4Me can clarify that I am real. Since everyone's in some sort of fake-blogger witchhunt nowadays, I feel it's important to state this.

* I know emo bands are coming up with ridiculous and long-winded song titles nowadays ("I Write Sins Not Tragedies," anyone?), but no one touches Frank Zappa when it comes to weird song titles. You simply can't compete with gems like "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?," "My Guitar Wants To Kill Yer Mama," and of course, "Theme From The 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear."

* When I grow up, I want to be just like Bob Barker.

* What's the bigger shock: every woman on the planet, young and old, loves Ellen DeGeneres, or that Oprah hasn't attempted to kick Ellen's ass yet because of it? (And just wait 'till Rachael Ray gets into the woman's talk show fold...)

* Speaking of La Rachael, the thought of her and Giada de Laurentiis together on Iron Chef: America... can Food Network really handle that much sex appeal in one show?

* There's comedy, there's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy... then there's Joel McHale's reaction to Flavor of Love 2's moment of infamy. I don't know about you all, but if a woman takes a shit on MY floor in MY show, she wouldn't last very long.

* I don't know how to play fantasy football, I don't understand the appeal of fantasy football, and I can't fathom why anyone would want to get involved in fantasy football. But maybe that's just me.

And last, but not least...

* Is it just me, or do 3 out of every 5 cops still sport vintage 1986-era moustaches?

Are they mandatory in the police force?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
8/15/2006 1:59 pm

Have to say i never have liked Ellen. LOL So that all women idea is kabashed here. She is way too manly for my tastes...When this girl wants a Man she wants just that...and when i want a woman...i want that woman to have curves and the soft sides that makes one feminine.. i want to kiss soft lips and wrap my arms around a warm soft form....i want to experience the softness of her laughter...her heart...all that makes a woman desirable. *hands b&t a fan o cool off with....and smiles in that wicked bad girl way*

PassionKisses4Me 45F

8/15/2006 3:19 pm

Yep you are most definitely real baby ...and since I have been to your apartment many times I am a great judge of that fact



curiousinlorain7 60F

8/15/2006 6:45 pm

When I first got divorced one of my co-workers asked me out.. but we had to plan our first date around his fantasy football schedule with his people... I knew it had been a long time since I had been dating.. but bad manners and odd priorities seemed to be timeless... never did go out with him... hope his 'team' won... whatever that means...

and can you really pick out zappa out of the crowd??? I mean looked what he named his KIDS.. much less song titles

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