Hot Neighbor  

bigandtallreturn 38M
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4/29/2006 6:34 am
Hot Neighbor

After 3 1/2 years of living in an apartment, it finally happened. It was gonna happen sooner or later, I guess. It was destined to be. Nothing could be done about it.

I finally got a complaint about how loud my music was.

Really, I'm surprised it took this long. You'd be amazed how much decibel They Might Be Giants can provide. (Although the offending song in question was "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D.) But when I heard a knock on my door, I knew it wasn't either of my Adult Friends, or the pizza guy.

It was my next door neighbor to the right of me, asking me to turn it down just a notch, because the bass had knocked pictures off her wall.

Now, two things raced through my mind while this happened:
1.) Jesus, this is embarrasing.
2.) Holy shit, she's hot!

And she is. Nice little blonde with a cute smile and a soft, sexy voice. She is legitimately the first hot "girl next door" neighbor I've ever had. For once, Playboy's credo came true.

Now, dear reader, it's been my personal experience that a hot girl ALWAYS has a (usually vapid) boyfriend, so I'm not exactly going to be trying anything. But still, she was rather cool about the whole noise thing, adding she's been warned for that, too. And who knows, should her man go wrong... I'm always available... heh heh...

Damn, I need to get laid right about now.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

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