Dodging Firecrackers  

bigandtallreturn 38M
1538 posts
7/30/2006 7:10 pm

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Dodging Firecrackers

OK, so I'm walking home from the PRS with dinner in my hand, and I'm hearing firecrackers go off. I figure it's kids messing around in the parking lot somewhere within the complex.

Then, I see firecrackers go off within 5 feet on me.

I look up, and it's one of my neighbors lighting firecrackers and dropping them over the guardrail and onto the ground. And I almost walked right into them.

And you would THINK he'd say something along the lines of "Sorry," or "Didn't mean that," or "My bad."

You'd be wrong. His reply: "Damn fool, you better move!"

Because really, dropping off dangerous fireworks was far more important to him than the safety and well being of his neighbors. Then again, he also has a tendency to drop mucus-filled spit off that same guardrail, and twice I almost got hit by THAT. He's not a bright guy, this neighbor.

I've contemplated complaining to the office, but I'll probably get beaten to it by the neighbor directly below him, who opened his door only to scurry right back in when the firecrackers went off. So he'll probably accomplish it, and (with any luck) get the fucker evicted. They've evicted people at my apartment complex for fucking in the swimming pool, surely dropping firecrackers to the ground is worthy of the same punishment.

Or maybe his punishment should be that we throw firecrackers at him... see how he likes it.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

curiousinlorain7 60F

7/30/2006 7:40 pm

Don't you just love apartment dwelling? I mean, if you are going to be a moron you should just have a cave to live in... what a bout kids? yikes!!! Sounds like such a lovely guy... give him my number okay and yes... this is me... just a new 'outfit' pic so you're not cheating on me do you like my pic?? good night I"m tired sweet dreams bigandtall

curiousinlorain7 60F

7/31/2006 4:57 pm

****I've got great news, come on bigandtall, come and see what it is ***

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
7/31/2006 9:22 pm

Wow some people are careless and it apartment dwelling that does it? Something about being cooped up with all those other folks crammed ontop of and under so many other folks that it makes them a little stir crazy? And............Is it me, or is her/curious's tits lopsided? *scratches head and winks an onery wink* Maybe You need to offer curious a lift.

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