Ding-Dong, The Witch is Dead...  

bigandtallreturn 38M
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7/12/2006 8:00 pm

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Ding-Dong, The Witch is Dead...

The mean old bitch at my non-broadcasting job got fired yesterday.

That's what happens when you're caught on camera STEALING MONEY FROM THE REGISTER. Then again, she never was the brightest bulb in the lightstore, so I can't say I'm shocked by her thievery.

Good riddance, because I really disliked her. Three reasons:
1.) She couldn't speak a lick of coherent English. Too many years of drinking and drugs have rendered her speech into a slur. Remember the teachers from the Peanuts shows? "Wa-wa whup wha whawhawha wha!" I swear to God, that's what she sounded like to me half the time.
2.) She was the laziest worker I ever encountered (and yet, had the gall to call ME lazy! There's a reason I'm considered for management and she never would have been.)
3.) She brought a can of beer to work one day, then tried to say that good ol' Big & Tall himself brought it in, and that I was drinking it while working. Nice theory, except I don't drink alcohol, and that's not exactly a secret. What a dumb bitch.

So, to recap: we had a manager get fired for his pot-induced slackadasial ways, we had another worker fired for being a dumb thief, we had an employee arrested earlier this year for bringing a GUN to work, and we had one hauled by police from work directly to jail because he had heroin on him. All that since 2006 started.

I once joked that our store has a tendency to bring in "the criminal element." Sadly, it's not a joke anymore, it's a fact.

And yet, yours truly and Weezie (local rapper extraordinaire), two guys who show up on time all the time, never get in trouble, do exactly what we're told and then some, and have earned the management spot more than any other are still not managers, and probably won't be because our owner/manager (who doesn't particularly care for either of us) is thinking of bringing in his bitchy 17-year old daughter to be manager.

Funny thing is, Weezie once nailed the daughter of said owner/manager at a party thrown by our general manager. (I didn't go.) He described the sex session like this: "She sucked in bed, she didn't shave her legs, and her pussy smelled like a dead raccoon."

The things you learn about people sometimes.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


7/12/2006 10:54 pm

your job sux...but weezie soumds cool to work with ((((hugs))))

sorry missed ya catch up later

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/13/2006 5:49 pm

Dead raccoon! I can't stop laughing. Hey, when ya get off work:

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