DEAD CAMEL  

LabioBent 106M
1273 posts
2/15/2006 6:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

DEAD CAMEL

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone
would come to their rescue, but no one came. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they
were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot and they
discussed their predicament in great depth.

Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about
to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on
earth to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your
clothes so I can look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then
agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she
remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes,
too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the
nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging
between your legs?"

The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from
God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."

"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the
camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here!"


timberwolf6972 45M

2/15/2006 7:35 am

I like that!


MakMeLuvItBig 66F

2/15/2006 10:43 am

LOL!


rm_maybesingle 47M

2/15/2006 11:45 am

damn I needed that laugh...ty


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