The Milkman Cometh  

bedroomice2003 45M
359 posts
6/8/2006 12:14 am

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12/11/2007 1:05 am

The Milkman Cometh

We’ve all heard the stories of the proverbial milkman. He never misses a single delivery or forgets an appointment. She answers the door in her little see-through nightie and invites him inside with that come-hither stare and seduces him into her quiet suburban bedroom. She makes small talk, flirts shamelessly, touches his shoulder, and laughs at all his jokes while he struggles desperately to remain professional. But it’s no use. She entraps him into her web and repays him for all his years of faithful service, wondering if her husband will come home early and discover them in a state of ecstasy.

As a service technician, I’ve actually had a few close calls, always silently cursing myself for my discretion after leaving, and wondering what might have happened if I had succumbed to her charms. I imagine the experience is similar for cable installers, pizza delivery boys and the like. I wonder if any of them have had any irresistible offers or breathless encounters.

I’ve gotten phone numbers on occasion, not-so-subtle flirting and hints of future availability. Perhaps it’s the lure of anonymity that intrigues them, or the thought of being with a complete stranger. Or maybe the old saying is true that when the cat’s away, the mice really do play.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/8/2006 7:21 am


Hey, it's on honorable to tip the people who do your dirty work for you.LOL

Lady Bambi

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/8/2006 11:50 am

Dear Mr. Mice,

I thought I'd put a bug in your ear that a blog was written about you! He-he-he

Lady Bambi

digdug41 50M

6/8/2006 2:59 pm

well its not unheard of, Yeah those horny housewives will put it on ya if ya let'em you know the drill

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SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
6/8/2006 4:21 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    well its not unheard of, Yeah those horny housewives will put it on ya if ya let'em you know the drill
You are soo naughty Digs! Don't go making us housewives seem like nymphos.


bedroomice2003 45M

6/10/2006 2:39 am

OhBaby199, sweetie, I never cease to be amazed by you. Here I am talking about a milkman, and you've had the milkman. I wonder who was the seducteur and who the seductee. Yes, I've had plenty of housewives - I seem to attract them more than any other group, possibly because they are neglected and need a special attention that only I can provide, maybe because they realized that they should've chosen the nice guy instead of the assholes they married. Or maybe I'm just damn sexy.

imLadyBambi, darlin, if only everyone tipped this good. Thanks for the yummy blog the other day. I loved it!

digdug41 - Digs, man, there have only been a few housewives that I simply couldn't resist. One of whom you know quite well. I feel like my ears are burning everytime the two of you talk on the phone. Thanks for being such a good friend.

SweetDarlinAngel, and what's wrong with being a nympho, dear? At least to those of us who worship you.


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