rm_bedbuddy1974 43M
3 posts
6/4/2006 8:43 am

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6/7/2006 2:03 pm


Another Sunday, lovelly sunny weather and not a wave in sight. High pressure has put paid to that.

It sucks that whenever the weather is great there is no surf. I can't think of much else I'd like to be doing on a day like this apart from spending a hedonistic day in bed with a foxy woman, or sat out back waiting for another set to roll in. sigh...

Alas, here I am writing a blog.

Back to work tomorrow. I'll have to wait another five days.

I sometimes wonder whether it's healthy to want time to go by so fast?

Im speaking of course, about the working week. After all, these days are still the days of my life and I only have a finite number of them within which to live.

As far as I know there may be nothing else after life finishes and 'bosh' I've spent most of It working. I expect they'll be having a right laugh in the afterlife. If it exists....

The afterlife
God: Welcome Chris. To the afterlife (cue the music)

Me: Hi God, nice hair btw

God: Thanks, so tell me Chris, what have you done with your life? I know I'm omnipotent and all that but my memory isn't what it used to be. There are so many humans to keep track of these days.

Me: Well, lemmeee see here. I um, spent my youth making lots of mistakes, getting laid, getting high and going to parties. Adulthood beckoned and put paid to that lifestyle; Of course, I hung in there for as long as I possibly could. I then spent the majority of my active life, approximately 35 years, working in a stupid fucking system. I then retired and spent a good 15 years regressing to a baby like state. Eventually, other people had to come and do things for me. Then I copped it.

God: Ahahahahaaaaahahahahahahah

Me: Asshole. Wheres the party and all the women?

God: Huh?


It's been one of those

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
6/4/2006 1:02 pm

~ smilez ~ hope you'll see sum surf soonish....

welcome to blogging

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
6/4/2006 4:14 pm

Welcome to blogging...I hope your stay here is a enjoyable one.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_bedbuddy1974 43M

6/5/2006 10:50 am

Thanks ladies

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