Application for a piece of ass  

bbwslut4u2fuck 43F
101 posts
3/11/2006 12:11 am

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3/11/2006 9:01 pm

Application for a piece of ass


(This for humor purposes only)

Application for a piece of Ass

Name:___________________________
Address:___________________________

Age:_______ Phone:_______________
S.S.#____-___-_____

Color of hair:__________
Real color? Y or N circle one.
Color of eyes:__________
Dentures?__________
Weight:____________
Height:____________

Chest size or
Bra size:____________
Marital Status:
Check One.
Married:____
Divorced:______
Single:_____
Other:_____ Remarks: ____________
_____________________
_____________________
_____________________
_____________________
_____________________

Are your breast or balls
real?
Yes:______
No:______

Do you like them …
sucked ___ caressed ___
chewed___ kissed ____
squeezed___ none ____
All of the above _____

Can you stay out Late?
Yes _____ No _______

How Late ?
Hours___
All night ___
several days ____

Penis or pussy size.
Small__ Medium____
Large___ Extra Large___
pitiful___ Awesome____
(optional to attach pictures)

While screwing do you ..
faint__ fart__ cry__ moan__ hum__ scream__
whistle__ yodel__ scratch__ sleep__ or
all of the above ___

Do you like to be screwed? yes___ no ___

Do you like oral sex?
Yes ___ NO ___

When you cum do you …
wiggle__ wobble__ twist__
jerk__ scream__ cry___
start humping like hell!!___

What kind of screw do you
like? fast__ super fast__ slow__ all night___
How many times?___

List the top 3 positions you like the best: 1____________
2________________________
3________________________

If you have screwed before give 2 references. (not immediate family)
Name:________________
phone#_______________
Name:________________
phone#_______________

If application is favorable, what expectations do you expect? one night___ one hour___ muff diver___

rm_jbmm3 47M/35F
74 posts
3/11/2006 12:25 am

thats fuckin awesome..... welcome to blogs


bbwslut4u2fuck 43F

3/11/2006 12:50 am

Thanks. I've been here for a bit.


ldftb1 36M
214 posts
3/11/2006 8:27 pm

i filled it out, where do i send it? lol


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