Water...Cool Clear Water.  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
4/30/2006 10:23 am

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5/7/2006 6:13 pm

Water...Cool Clear Water.


The following will probably amaze and startle you...

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (see picture)

I am not dead yet

twirly_girl 48F

4/30/2006 10:41 am

Hmm... guess I should drink more water.


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:16 am:
I think she has carpet burns on her nipples from standing and vacuuming in the nude...

jadedbabe78 107F

4/30/2006 10:46 am

I drink plenty, thankyouverymuch.

Hmmm.....blog block?

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:16 am:
No damn time Jadey.. No damn time

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
4/30/2006 10:47 am

I already drink lots of water and I am no where near being the size she is. She looks like she will eventually topple over.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:17 am:
But would you want to be 007? Surely not.

digdug41 50M

4/30/2006 10:52 am

nothing like a human floatation device eh bard

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:17 am:
If she were aboard the Titanic it would have never went down Digger.. Speaking of going down... I wonder if she would?

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
4/30/2006 11:04 am

We in Arizona have this one figured out. You can't help but drink water when it's 115 degree's out. Thanks for the reminder though Bardic.


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:18 am:
115? Damn.. Thats almost to hot for sex.

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/30/2006 11:17 am

~ nodz ~ I was reminded recently that I need to drink much more water

wanna help me remember that Bard? or you still in that shower? ~ innocent lewk ~

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:19 am:
Ride ride little cheeks. sit on me I'm a bicycle seat

caressmewell 55F

4/30/2006 11:44 am

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.

Good to know...I thought it was because I was a tad hungover this morning.

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:07 pm:
I wanna be hung over

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
4/30/2006 11:50 am

Interesting stuff, Bard.

I drink at least a gallon of water a day, and have for years. But, other than the fact that I have to pee a million times a day, nothing else about me physically has changed...

I think Ive been cheated!!!!!

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:08 pm:
I think you have to quit peeing in order for it to work

jadedbabe78 107F

4/30/2006 11:55 am

There there, it's ok....I don't have any time either .

Let's wax my floor together.....lol.

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:11 pm:
I wax and you watch?

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
4/30/2006 2:09 pm

He says - Can't read screen. Too blurry. What was I saying?

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:11 pm:
I don't remember

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/30/2006 2:12 pm

I'm never going to believe a word you tell me, ever again! You promised you wouldn't show anyone my picture.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:12 pm:
Well, I didnt say it was you.. You 'fessed up to that.

kelly402005 53F

4/30/2006 3:04 pm

I drink a lot of water...... My boobs aren't like that though!
I don't want them like that either!

Have a good one,

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:15 pm:
I like yours just like they are.

southrnpeach333 52F

4/30/2006 3:11 pm

how much water does coffee and wine have in it?

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:18 pm:
You have to drink twice as much wine to get half the benefits. Only with too much wine you end up with me on your chest instead of really large hooters.

Seriously_Real 49M

4/30/2006 3:15 pm

Well, see...it's odorless, colorless, and tasteless....it will never catch on.

--Seriously (doesn't see the point of water, and doesn't believe anything he reads on the internet...heh)

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:19 pm:
Water only has a point when it is an icicle

themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
4/30/2006 3:20 pm

but fish FUCK in water!!!!!!!!!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:21 pm:
hmmm a new Krissy photo....


Actually, I read something somewhere that fish do not fuck. The female lays a bunch of eggs and then the male comes and jacks off on them. I read that somewhere.

frassy_sass 56F

4/30/2006 3:57 pm

It’s really hard to distinguish symptoms of “water intoxication” from those of dehydration: muscle cramps, confusion, nausea, inappropriate behavior, slurred speech, and disorientation. http://AdultFriendFinder.com

All along I thought my 38D's were due to genetics.

I now know my behavorial issues are related to H20.
I now know my Tourette bouts are only related to me trying to figure out if I am on AdultFriendFinder blogs or feeding my goat.
Now I see that all of my problems are due to my water consumption....Bless you Bardic!...you are my savior!...I shall quit drinking that nasty concoction of hyrogen and oxygen.

What was it that W.C Fields said about water???


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:26 pm:
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
W.C. Fields


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/30/2006 5:19 pm

yeah, but I'd like to have her on my side in a good squirt gun battle...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:26 pm:
Her kids all have stretch marks around their mouths

EroticaXTC 51F

4/30/2006 5:34 pm

well now I know what to grab in case there's a fire

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:27 pm:
That is not a water hose, thats my.... ooooo grab it

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
4/30/2006 5:47 pm

Who is going to have a 102% drop in body water? How come only 3 people posted comments on here, I thought it was interesting.
Who is going to have a 102% drop in body water? Why is the girl in the picture so flat chested?

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 7:27 pm:

I love the sense of humour in blogville.

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
4/30/2006 7:44 pm



bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:32 am:
The sweatier the bettier

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
4/30/2006 8:49 pm

I usually drink 3 to 4 liters (quarts) of water daily. When it really gets hot in Phoenix, I'll drink at least a gallon of water or else I feel dehydrated. And it's all tap water, no bottled water for me - it tastes like plastic.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:34 am:
Paul, I have always believed that bottled water is just tap water with an expensive name

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/30/2006 9:43 pm

Bard....I've been drinking alot more water than usual per docs orders getting ready for the surgery May 9th. Why do you have to wait until Jan 07 for your surgery? Sorry....just nosey.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:36 am:
Angel, My hernia's cause me some discomfort and pain and limit the amount I can lift but there is nothing life threatening about them. In january my insurance will cover the surgery. I am waiting because I do not want to lose 5 grand on something that is not life threatening. If the status changed I would be in tomorrow.

bulging_boy 50M

4/30/2006 9:45 pm

I'm not going to get colon cancer now.

I just ripped that key from my keyboard and threw it out the window.

Sweet As!

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:46 am:
That is a wonderful idea Bulge. I shall do the same thing.

I cant do this ; or this : any more after I make this response.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
5/1/2006 1:17 am

Another reason to drink enough water is you can get kidney stones from dehydration. I learned that the hard way. As I was writhing in agony and going into shock from the pain in the ER isolation room so my screams wouldn't disturb the other patients, I asked the nurse hooking up the IV how women manage to give birth, as we've always been told that's the worst pain possible. She looked at me and said, "Oh honey, a kidney stone is the worst pain known to humanity. My best friend has had four children and one kidney stone. She said she would rather have four more kids than ever have a kidney stone again."

Two shots of dilaudid later, I was still in pain, but no longer screaming. As I said, I learned the hard way.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:48 am:
OUCH,, I had the infernal kidney stone once. I pray to god I never get another.

It is the worse pain I have ever felt.

Peche85 32F

5/1/2006 1:52 am

I try to drink lots of water everyday. But I'm fussy and I only drink bottled mineral water, which gets kinda expensive. And its heavy to carry home from the supermarket lol so sometimes I don't drink as much as I should.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:53 am:
Its cheaper to drink it in the store when no one is looking

EroticaXTC 51F

5/1/2006 3:58 am

OK, I'll grab it, but don't fuss at me when I break the ring

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:57 am:
Its gonna take a lot of pulling to break the ring

clevergirl4U 59F

5/1/2006 7:40 am

Guess I better strap on the water bottle

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:58 am:
You said strap on.

I need a drink now.

trish778 45F

5/1/2006 8:10 am

I'd still be reading your posts although I won't be able to comment anymore.

Keep writing. I'll keep reading.

Goodbye and Thanks.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 1:59 pm:
Your loyal readership is appreciated.

I do hope you are smiling.

Notjustmanmeat 52M
39 posts
5/1/2006 8:29 am

Ive been meaning to visit ur blog this tour of duty Bardic, Good work man, as usual, lol informative yet amusing . In reference to the picture, were you aware that water melons are 92% water by weight, and "water" pair of melons shes got! Regards Notjustmanmeat aka Lurv2licku.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 2:00 pm:
LURV !!!!!!

I was visiting my basement the other day and I wondered where the hell you had dissapeared too.

Welcome back !!!!!!!!

OboesHonedIambs 63F

5/1/2006 3:35 pm

Water and coffee are my drinks of choice -- and I go through 46 fl. oz of water minimum daily, not counting the coffee I drink. In the summer, I easily drink twice that amount.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

kyplowboy22 63M

5/1/2006 3:48 pm

Is that what they mean by 'water wings'??? I don't see how in the world, those are gonna help you float!

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
5/1/2006 10:33 pm

She cringes. Leave for a few days and ask a man to keep up with the issues. Oh, look! Gigantic hooters! What a proud day...

HBowt2 60F

5/2/2006 4:27 pm

and here I was thinking it was a bloggin addiction that was causing my difficulty focusing on the computer screen......gone to get some water....

8337 posts
5/2/2006 6:56 pm

You're right, Bardic.

Hydration is very important, esp for people wanting to lose weight.

It keeps the stomach full which lessens hunger and actually aids in digestion as well.

I tend to takin about 4-5 liters per day...


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
5/2/2006 8:30 pm

will water work for me in the same way it works for her????

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
5/4/2006 9:27 am

LOL - Tell her to drink more! I want to see them on the floor!

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