Stupid Anal Retentive people  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
9/11/2005 1:31 pm

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Stupid Anal Retentive people

9/11 A time to remember. A time to stop everything we are doing to honor those that died on that day.

And yet on the Advice Lines some stupid bitch deemed that it was inappropiate to even mention it there. I dont want to call her out but her nickname is two syllables. The first syllable is barb and the second syllable is fun. Personally I would give her the two syllable name of dumbbitch or heartless.

I so wanted to post a flame against her across all pages of the magazine but I dropped back and sent her a nice email explaining to her that she is a bitch.

Then I come here and use my little blog to express my feelings and post a small picture in her honor. Fuck You Bitch. I had friends that died in the tower and friends that have died chasing the pricks responsible for it.

My prayers and thoughts are with the people hurting today in remembrance.

I am not dead yet

maybebaby33 46M/46F

9/11/2005 2:26 pm

amen my friend.

luckywithladeez 50M
266 posts
9/11/2005 7:24 pm


I don't know/care who you are talking about (fill in the blank time) I agree with you 100% about 9/11.

If you are trying to get in circulation a little more, try my blog and people in it, as well as expatbrit49, talldarkavg1, sexyfitwoman, goddessofbitches (believe me she is not a 22 yr-old bitch), jacexprime2, Network_Minx, bella_, ExploreMore4Me, violetvixen3000 (I kid you not, some lucky guy is gonna get ahold of this lady and $%%%$#$$ her lights out yet) ... and more links from there.

If you have something thoughtful to say, most of the time they respond (get a conversation going). And who knows where that may lead?


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
9/13/2005 6:21 pm

Bard, in fairness, that particular person wasn’t the only one who protested the homage’s made in honor of 9/11. Similarly, I was appalled at the post of each and every one who did oppose the propriety of those of us who felt compelled to take a moment to reflect and remember all those affected by the bombings. The original posts were selfless and were promoting nothing more than peace and goodwill. It was unnerving to find those who were so cold and heartless as to get so bent about these particular postings on the advice line. For God’s sake it does make one wonder where their compassion or their ability to empathize lies.

Perhaps this isn’t the right forum to say as much—but I’m going to say it anyway. I’d had a pretty miserable week in just about every which way imaginable—but on Sunday as I read through the replies on the advice column—you were on such a roll---funnier than usual—that you had me laughing hard, long and out loud. It totally released some much needed endorphins that took me right through the night.

A good friend was in town as his mother is scheduled to have some very serious surgery—we got together that night—and rather than freak out on all the things we do have to freak out about in our temporarily challenging lives—your responses got me on a roll which got him on a roll which spread to every body else we encountered that evening. We had a much needed night full of laughter—and you helped to set my tone and turn my doom and gloom around much earlier in the day.

In the meantime, I think you should look into become a contributing writer for Maxim magazine or a local non-mainstream paper in your city. You’ve got a lot literary talent to offer along with your humor. In the meantime, thanks for making a difference. SW3

bardicman 51M

9/14/2005 4:48 pm

Ego? I don't have an ego
I apologize to you Letme if you think my choice of the word bitch was a little to much. However I have had problems with this one individual prude type person before. Plus I just got my first webcam and I needed to good reason to post that pick ROFL.

SW3. Love ya babe. Life on the advice lines it fun with people like you. Well with everyone there. When I am really REALLY tired I cannot form coherent thoughts so that is when the humor is at its best. I will stay awake for a couple days just so I can make you smile more. It would be worth it. I love to make peoples lifes better through laughter.
SW3, If you ever need a friend to talk to email me at will. That goes for anyone out there.

I am not dead yet

lurv2licku 52M

9/15/2005 6:06 am

You were quite right to post what you did bardicman, I live in the UK, but the ramifications of what happened that day still ripple through our world (i.e. Madrid, London, Tokyo, the continued loss of allied lives in those god forsaken countries etc. etc.), my heartfelt sympathies go to you and all those who have suffered such a terrible loss at the hands of these lunatic fanatics. Don't waste your vehemence on she of the two syllable name, unless it makes you feel better of course...

rm_barbfun 60F
4 posts
9/16/2005 8:42 am

Fuck you asshole!!!! I told you (in my e-mail) if you were one of those people who lost someone there and than see someone name "1sweetbitch" on the most fucking site saying about them ---how would you feel???? If she really meant what she said,she could find more appropriate place there and even change her handle name for a few fucking minutes to post it.You are the biggest asshole on this site.I don't care go ahead post a flame against me all over.Fuck you!
Don't forget,my handle name is BARBFUN....
And you can take that finger of yours and shovel up to your 25yrs old lesbian....Go ahead and talk or write about me wherever you want.
You are and will be the loser.

bardicman 51M

9/16/2005 6:01 pm

Ahh but Barbfun, If you are not having fun you should change your handle to something else for the few minutes it takes you to post it. I did lose someone there. And when I saw 1sweetbitch's post about it I was happy. There is obviuosly nothing wrong with someone's handle not fitting the person. You are not fun so she might not be a bitch...
Why was it not a fitting place to remember? It's where everyone is. So we have a moment of silence to remember.
quick recap for you honey to make sure you understand.....
How would I feel if I lost someone there and saw the post??? I lost someone there and I felt touched that people stop having sex to remember the loss.
More approptiate place with a different name? That is where we hang out and the name we know her by.
I am the biggest asshole on this site? OK, well if you try really hard you can be something someday too.
I am and will be the biggest loser? OK well once again if you try really hard and apply yourself then someday you will be somthing too.

God I love people.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

9/16/2005 6:06 pm

Luckywithladiez: Your blog is a plethera of good information and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Lots of good stuff there. Not hard to see why you are lucky

I am not dead yet

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
9/16/2005 7:27 pm

100% agree with sensuous woman!
Barbfun: GRRRRRrrrrrrr I did not know anyone who was killed that day. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who was killed that day. Does that mean that I have reason to think of it, remember it, cherish the fact that my life, and all those that I know & care about, go on?
What you did was in extremely poor taste. If others want to remember that day, and take a moment to share their experiences, who are YOU to say anything about it? If you are a good buddy of one of the terrorists, or horribly anti-American, just keep your opinions to yourself.
Bardicman... Don't stoop to her level. Ignore her. You're not going to convince her that she was wrong. If you see a post of hers, just skip over it, and think of happier things. Like Love Monkeys.

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Have fun, play safe!

rm_barbfun 60F
4 posts
9/16/2005 8:40 pm

I am somebody---you don't have a clue!
Have you ever seen me bitching about something in here(besides you)?--I don't think so.
Fun??? You have no idea how much fun I have reading those losers complaints,including your.....I can see you really couldn't come up with something smart and had to take everything from what I've said.What's the matter?Got stuck in between man with tiny dick and lesbian again?
And by the way-fuck off,I am not your honey!
Once again,I don't need to be something some day,I am somebody today!
But you still an asshole....Wow,-"Maybe if you apply yourself then some day"...
In the first place, God made idiots.That was for practice.Then he made you--who knows why though!

God help those who do not help themselves!

bardicman 51M

9/17/2005 8:27 am

Dear Sweet Misunderstood barbfun,
The reason I didn't come up with something smart is because I was having a conversation with you. I was responding to your remarks. For me to come up with something smart would be ignore your post and not answer you.
This all started because of your secret fetish to knock boots with Dr. Phil and when I used his picture on the magazine posts you discovered that you were masturbating not to Dr. Phil but to me. I guess that pushed you over the edge because you actually believed that you were cyber sexing with Dr. Phil. How is that working out for you? I guess mentally you were upset and denied yourself any further pleasure with me. Alas, fun one. Even though your mind was telling you know your pussy was still weeping sweet necter for the one known as bardicman. Now your whole body aches as you slowly come to the realization that the story about me being a 25 year old lesbian trapped in a 39 year old mans body was just a joke. I promise that I never meant to mislead you into thinking that sex with me alone would be like an orgy because of so many personalities.
You are somebody, a lost confused little girl who just wants her fantasy man to be real. But alas my love, some fantasies just cannot come true when you base them on the stories that you hear and percieve as true.
Perhaps I should just hold you close to my bosom as your weeping body slowly gains strength.. Strength to face another day. One step at a time my love. One small step at a time.

I am not dead yet

rm_barbfun 60F
4 posts
9/17/2005 8:47 pm

Yes,that's right.I did ask you to get rid of that pic and I wasn't the only one who didn't like it.But I was very nice and polite....not any more asshole.
So why is that you couldn't act like a man but you had to attack me?
Even though you know you should ignore me,you just can't.
You can't stand, there is someone on this site who stood up to you.
You can't stand that you can manipulate me as you do with the rest of the people here so called your friends.
----------That I wasn't afraid of your posts
----------That I don't care and even posted my handle name here
----------That there are no post of mine and you have nothing to say

about them
----------That woman is smarter than you are
---------You just can't stand all those things!

Sweetie listen to "Hippie square" and ignore me or keep going and make me laugh even more.There is nothing you can say honey that would hurt me.You are just a low life man with a tiny dick and that's why you attacked me at the first place.So keep going honey,I love it.....
Remember sweeetie-- it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.
And in your thirst for revenge,be sure not to drown,some people may really miss you,especially the one 2000 miles away.

rm_bardfun 60M

9/18/2005 9:58 am

Her name is really close to my name. I am glad I am not an Anal retentive bitch. Please don't confuse me with her.

micahbiguns 52M

12/5/2005 8:16 pm

Some folks lack the good sence to get out of a shower of shit. this applies to all who want to degrade or play down the great loss america suffered on 9/11

rm_Mzhineyhole 37F
138 posts
12/8/2005 4:04 pm


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/14/2005 7:43 pm

Spock posted on your blog!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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