Sometimes Lady Luck Just Gives Me a Blow Job!!  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
8/21/2006 12:47 pm

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Sometimes Lady Luck Just Gives Me a Blow Job!!

Finally, after some serious hours of work I get caught up from the money I spent when my car took a shit/ My trip to Atlanta/ My trip with the kids to Spring River for rafting and floating and getting my ass skint up on a huge fucking boulder that lept up from the bottom of the river and left a gouge beside the one God put on my ass......

Been so tired my thought patterns have totally fried and I have caught myself wandering around like Moses in the desert, lost and clueless....

Decided to say fuck you world and take a day off to blog a bit and the damn site is so slow I have sat here for an hour and managed to visit 3 blogs.

Maybe sometimes Lady Luck just gives me a blow job but today it was just a good general fucking.

Is skint a word? Hell if I know. I like the way it sounds though. Skint Skint Skint !!!!!

Headed out to Chicago in a couple hours to pull a trailer back for some friends. Imagine me in a big truck pulling a big trailer on YOUR highway.

I am hoping the frantic pace of my total lack of life slows down some next month. I miss blogville and I am getting tired of not being able to chat with friends and I REALLY miss not being able to get neck deep in the Dra-mama that sometimes seems to be the adrenaline of the wondrous land.




I am not dead yet


EroticaXTC 51F

8/21/2006 1:56 pm

yeah, we miss you too


EroticaXTC 51F

8/21/2006 2:00 pm

btw, for some strange reason, I thought of you when I mutilated this song... Bloghemian Rhapsody


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
8/21/2006 2:16 pm

"I have caught myself wandering around like Moses in the desert, lost and clueless...."

I know the feeling well. Perhaps there was something in the water (or the alcohol!) in ATL and we all caught the same thing.

Drive safely,

Frangi x


southrnpeach333 52F

8/21/2006 2:34 pm

chi town!!!! but give me a warning to stay off the highway those days! and i can't wait for you life to slow down also...i miss your posts. oh, yeah, and i miss you too.


kyplowboy22 63M

8/21/2006 3:50 pm

Damn! Glad I ain't out on the road tonight in my truck....even all the way over here, you would prolly manage to get me some how!. lol

kpb

PS: Just so you know, we no long have DRAMA here in Blogland, k? It has a new PC title. It is now to be referred to as Logically Challenged Behavior Disorder (LCBD). Just thought you might wanna know, so you are up to speed.


frassy_sass 56F

8/21/2006 4:50 pm

It won't be long now and I will be an official conscript of the 'Atlanta Bloggers'! Looking forward to meeting you sometime and will have my ropes and restraints ready for ya!

frassy


jadedbabe78 107F

8/21/2006 9:30 pm

I am so glad I don't drive the highways of Chi-town anymore......


twirly_girl 48F

8/21/2006 9:40 pm

The ball gag has missed you bunches.


-Nikki


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/21/2006 10:31 pm

Nope, it's not the same without you. By the way, this phrase:
the frantic pace of my total lack of life
killed me. Loved it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
8/22/2006 2:40 am

Why does being on the other side of the world suddenly seem so safe? I can drive with impudence!

How the hell can you make any money if you spend all your time helping out your friends? You angling for a sainthood?


KC_JJ 55M

8/22/2006 4:15 am

I'm sure the Dramamma will not expire before you can again dive head first into the deep end here and stay there for awhile. There always seems to be some of it going around no matter what.

Good luck truckin' that trailer and also with anything else that is sucking your attention away from this crazy but yet fully addicting place.

MMM [ MMM


ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
8/22/2006 2:36 pm

I just knew you loved the drama Bardic... you wallow in it don't you.hehehehe


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
8/22/2006 5:59 pm

You should have carried me with you in that big truck. Hell I don't even blog anymore and I miss it but I have to maintain my strength to not write again here.

I hope you are safe out there on our highway.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
8/23/2006 5:37 pm

Well, hello! Good to see you again... don't know if I got a chance to tell you how much I enjoyed the time we spent together.

Damn.... the secrets of the bloggers I forgot to tell was how nice you clean up.....


SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
8/24/2006 3:07 am

Well, at least you've gotten a taste of what "we've" all had to put up with, here! While you've been off (doing your "thing", I suppose - or wishin' it were so) galavantin' around the country, we've all been here dealin' with this piece of shit website! But, that's just what ya get for "slummin' - ain't it!?

Next time you decide to do some water walkin', try greasin' yer ass up so it sorta slides over them rocks. Ya know, Bard, even Moses had sense enough to part the damned waters before draggin' his sorry ass to the other side.

BTW: Yes! Skint IS a word... down where you come from. *LMFAO*

Solar...(blowin' in the wind)


want2play926 47F

8/24/2006 9:48 am

Sorry to hear about your ass.

Glad that I am on the east coast as you will be driving that truck!

Be safe~


themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
8/24/2006 6:10 pm

i miss you too!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
8/24/2006 6:11 pm

solar, i thank you for that laugh!!!! i needed it!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


woofff 42F

8/29/2006 5:17 am

Hey you. Sometimes your posts go above my head B...but your mood comes thru crystal clear as always.

I've used a picture of yours on a post. Sending the link to you, sweetie.

In A Word

xxx,
Ms Mann


woofff 42F

8/29/2006 5:20 am

In A Word Hmm...wonder why the link didn't come thru...here's trying again. Ach hell. You know my blog. You couldn't have forgotten
everything....

Mann


catseyes23 62F

9/1/2006 7:37 am

Followed the link from Wooffs's blog. It's been a long time since I visited your blog, Bard.
I kinda miss ya!


catseyes23 62F

9/1/2006 7:42 am

    Quoting SolarPowered0:
    Well, at least you've gotten a taste of what "we've" all had to put up with, here! While you've been off (doing your "thing", I suppose - or wishin' it were so) galavantin' around the country, we've all been here dealin' with this piece of shit website! But, that's just what ya get for "slummin' - ain't it!?

    Next time you decide to do some water walkin', try greasin' yer ass up so it sorta slides over them rocks. Ya know, Bard, even Moses had sense enough to part the damned waters before draggin' his sorry ass to the other side.

    BTW: Yes! Skint IS a word... down where you come from. *LMFAO*

    Solar...(blowin' in the wind)
Solar...you're just too funny for words but I still luv ya!


rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
3656 posts
9/1/2006 8:11 pm

Skint? I dunno, but I like the way it sounds too. I'll make sure I use it in a blog sometime soon.

tires


SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
9/3/2006 6:50 pm

Catzy...

I may be too funny for words, but... then again, what's a few words when yer havin' fun?

I still luv ya, too.

Solar...

Bard - ya ugly fucker... where the hell have you been hidin'? Are you forcin' me to call yer sorry ass?


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
9/9/2006 5:59 pm

At least you got a blowjob out of the deal.

Seen any good skintflicks lately?

How the hell have you been?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


_Safira 55F
11260 posts
9/13/2006 6:59 pm

Miss you, 4B ~ Come back to Blogville soon. / {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me


rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
9/14/2006 3:22 pm

Skint is a word, but it doesn't mean to bust your ass on a rock.

It means poor/cheap.

aka LilPoorBlondeNZ

My condolences to the rock!

A


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/21/2006 9:19 pm

Damn I miss you

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
10/7/2006 11:31 pm

J-lick D-lick L-lick.
I miss your licks. Where are ya?
Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!


vanna4u 39F

10/23/2006 9:55 am

Excuse me, but I was looking for Bacardiman. Have you seen him? I have a couple of letters for him that I wanted to deliver.


rm_hinkawaza 54M
371 posts
11/5/2006 8:36 am

In yer nek o the woods skint is a werd.


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
11/12/2006 10:36 am


~ peekz in again ~




curious082385 32F
4925 posts
12/13/2006 1:13 am

Miss you!


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
12/17/2006 7:45 pm

Hullo bard! Whatcha doin?


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/21/2006 11:42 am

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GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
12/25/2006 2:09 am

Happy Holiday wishez for you and those you love

b safe, b well.... and get yer ass back here!

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rm_Good_Cheer 56F

12/25/2006 4:58 am


MERRY CHRISTMAS BARD !!!


rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
3656 posts
1/20/2007 11:47 am

A belated Happy New Year bard. Hope all is well with you.

tires


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2/1/2007 12:14 pm

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I love you.

Yours,
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SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
2/26/2007 1:49 pm


Bard...

You rotten fucker! I hope you're havin' fun... where ever it is you've taken off to!!!

Solar...


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/4/2007 8:24 am

saw you about and popped into say hi i hope all is well with you


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