Something About Me.  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
11/20/2005 1:36 am

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Something About Me.

sj365 [blog sj365] posted a question in her post How do you do. How do we write? How do the ideas develop.
I thought I would share with you all and tell you how a portion of my mind works.
Poetry is my favorite thing to write. Why? Because it rolls out of my head faster than you could ever imagine. There is only one twist. It has to end humorously as in the post Sad, Forlorn, Poetry. It actually took me about 3 or 4 minutes to dump that out on my blog. I just right stuff down until the "punch line" falls out and thats when I know to stop. I seriously cannot right a serious poem from start to finish. It will always end with a humorous twist.
In my post More epic Attention Whoring, I had 57 names of people to to use. I had no idea how I was going to use them but luckily for me bulging_boy had a nice contest going on and that gave me something to play on. I actually only spent about 10 minutes writing that bit of poetry. Why didn't I use all 57 names? Because it ended in my mind so I had to stop. When the bit about conceding to travelingintexas and admitting that I could never out "Attention Whore" him the poem was finished. Mentally, I could not hold that thought till later and use all the names I had.
Thats the bad part to my poetry. When its over it over and I cannot stretch it out. When the ending of the poem presents itself to me my mind shuts down and I end it. I have no choice.
Other stuff just pops in my head.
How to put an old joke to new use.( Blogville Playhouse )
Original stuff that just flies out of my head.
The Oral Roberts post started out as something totally different but my mind said "Why the hell would someone name their child Oral?" And boom I am off and running on a tangent.
I cannot plan posts. That is why some days I have none and other days I may have 2 or 3.
They just happen.
I love you all for reading.

I am not dead yet

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
11/20/2005 11:05 am

God, you have a sexy mouth.

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bardicman 51M

11/20/2005 11:38 am

hippie - All the better to kiss you and lick you and mmmmmmm

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rm_bella_ 48F
4030 posts
11/20/2005 12:14 pm

I have to agree with hippie...very nice mouth!

bardicman 51M

11/20/2005 2:32 pm

Stop it girls. You are making me blush !!

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SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
11/20/2005 4:05 pm

Well, I can't (and won't) say anything about your mouth, Bard, as I ain't into guys. What I will say is I have a deep seated desire to rub your brain! I'll admit one thing - you have what it takes to stay in here and crank out the product. That's something worthwhile. There are many here that fancy themselves writers. It takes a special kind of insight and drive to produce literary work - of any kind. You are one who possesses that quality.

I don't care what they say about you on the boards. I don't care what they say about you in the blogs. I DO care about what you say about yourself. There's a little known side of you that appears to some; that side of you which screams out "Give me ten minutes of your mind's attention and I'll let you understand who I am."

Some may see this place as a waste of time... if they ain't gettin' laid by it. I see this place as the proving ground for some of the best minds that ever graced a keyboard. Your's is one of these few minds, my friend.

Don't ever give up on the rest of the "residents." They need your mind as much as you need them to have it. Your mouth may attract the ladies, but your mind will make women AND men weep and take to their knees in gratitude.

My respect for your wit and for your ten minute literary forays will always be here - at your pleasure, as well as mine. Your play might go "Off Bardway"... yet your mind will always be right-on Bardway!

Your loyal subject, in the written word...


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/20/2005 4:18 pm

Maybe his parents had an "Oral" fixation, speaking of which.........nice mouth.

bardicman 51M

11/20/2005 5:17 pm

Solar - Thanks, We have one thing in common. I don't care what they say about me on the boards either :::: ROFL This site is so much more than just a place to get laid. I can say that since I am not getting laid... ROFL Anyways, Thanks for the compliments. They went to my head

Lianna - I think I had an "Oral" fixation too but E's 9 iron fixed that

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themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
11/20/2005 6:58 pm

i don't care if some think you are bi-polar... i know you are..
just keep me laughing...i have enuf to cry about.. and thanks for sharing the blanket btw..
gee after the mutilation of little girls i can rethink a lot of the negative votes and comments i took personally!!... some people really are that ignorant, and not just picking on me all the time!
posts like that separate the cream from that crackpots for sure..


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tillerbabe 57F

11/20/2005 10:34 pm

Seems your mouth has won top honors! I agree!
On writing: isn't it wonderful how it just "flows"?

wife4stranger 58F

11/21/2005 7:51 am mouth indeed...kinda like the brain that goes along with it too....

ArealUnicorn 45F

11/22/2005 2:17 am

Yes your mouth is sexy, as is your brain. It has been an absolute joy on this site since I've found your blog. Please do not stop because since I've read your blog I will stay and no it's not to get laid but just so I can pop in here and be amazed by that head of yours and what actually comes out on paper. I've known people who have been "writers" but I can say this nothing compares to your imagination and wit.

header1979 38M
507 posts
11/22/2005 12:52 pm

Hey Bardicman, you are fucking awesome. I am talking about your writing - not your mouth. You were on breath of fresh air when you came on the Advice Line and now you have turned the blogs into some of the best reading you can find. Thanks for sharing your creative process. I am now a devoted fan of yours. Keep up the good work.

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rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/14/2005 10:43 pm

slide that tongue out just a little bit more ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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