bardicman 51M
7540 posts
1/19/2006 2:19 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Thats me.

Faithful and true, can't you see?
I flirt with my friends,
and will to the ends,
Of time and eternity.

But my heart is reserved,
for someone deserves,
that most special part of me.
Flirting is for fun,
but when the day is done,
I go home most faithfully.

Sometimes rumors abound,
all over this town,
That I play some hurtful game.
Someone's just out for spite,
'cause their heads not right,
and somehow I am to blame.

The big story on me
Is I like comedy
and to make everyone else wanna smile
and where is the hurt
if we all like to flirt
and be happy if only for awhile

So ignore all the rumors,
They're just malignant tumors,
Being spread to hurt and destroy.
My hearts here for you,
So what will you do?
I suggest you take it and enjoy.

This was posted for my mysterious amish friend.
I will leave it because it is who I am and what I stand for.

I am not dead yet

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
1/19/2006 6:44 pm

dang it, now your really working on me, how can I blame you? how?

Great one

hugs and smiles

rm_mu_tiger_ 61M
61 posts
1/19/2006 6:46 pm

I hear you man!

southrnpeach333 51F

1/19/2006 6:49 pm

Well said.

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/19/2006 7:59 pm

nicely said Sir but I'm still blameing it on you. LOL.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/19/2006 7:59 pm

I like it. I really, really like it. You done good my man Bard. (again)

BTW....since you honored Janis by improving her song, I thought you may be interested, if you didn't know would have been Janis' 63rd birthday. Un-fuck-ing believable, man

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
1/19/2006 8:21 pm

I like your poems..and this one is really good.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
1/19/2006 8:21 pm

She says - Paper or plastic? Oh hell, I'll just wear you home.

Or was I suppose to call you a player?

SolarPowered0 111M
8026 posts
1/19/2006 8:58 pm

I don't understand any of it, Bard. Of course, I'm not privy of the deeper meaning - or the inside track. So, with that in mind, I offer these words...

Fuck 'em - if they can't take a joke! Just PLEASE! don't fuck me, OK?! My "sexy" ass is way too fragile!


Never got your eMail...

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
1/19/2006 9:10 pm

That was really nice. I like the style of the words

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

bardicman 51M

1/19/2006 10:28 pm

BCT - You will have no problem blaming me.. after a little practice... it seems to get really easy. Just ask my exwife.

I am not dead yet

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
1/19/2006 11:42 pm

So you mean the rumor I've been passing around about you and a dozen midget clowns behind the 7-11 isn't true? *sigh*

bardicman 51M

1/19/2006 11:57 pm

Tiger - Thanks.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 12:00 am

Peach - Thank you. Sometimes you just have to sit back and say.. Bullshit. This is me. Not that.

I am not dead yet

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
1/20/2006 12:28 am

My favorite poem so far...

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 12:49 am

Oldman.. just exactly what are you blaming me for? at least give the sorted details..

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:00 am

Ladytoplease - Thanks sweetie. Hmm hard to believe that she would be that old.. seems like only yesterday she was in her prime. Curses to drugs and the abuse of them.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:04 am

Sweet, thank you so much. I do try to be a class act.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:07 am

Slide - Thank you.. I think my poems are rather juvenile at best. But its my style.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:14 am

Juliet.. you may call me anything you want. All the bad stuff you can think of. Just never call me a player.. Please.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:17 am

Solar - The meaning Bro ? I flirt with the ladies and have fun with everyone. However, mentally and emotionally and morally, I am incapable of more than one serious relationship at a time.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:18 am

straightten - Thankyou neighbor, someday we should meet at the nickel slots for laughs and cocktails.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:18 am

MissAnn - They were dwarves and I have NO idea what you are talking about.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:20 am

Curious, I am missing you.. I been to busy the last few days. Tell that man of yours I said Hey !!

I am not dead yet

ArealUnicorn 45F

1/20/2006 2:29 am

Wow Bard...sounds like you wrote that for me...but since this is blame Bard day I have to blame you for something...Im horny now and it's all BARDICMANS fault..there you go Trav...

Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

1/20/2006 3:38 am

That just about says it all, doesn't it? And most eloquently so!

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 4:37 am

Unicorn.. sigh.. I am going to get blamed for so much today..

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 4:39 am

Louisa - Thanks Sister, I just dont want the reputation of being something that I am not. I am a lot of things... But a player is not one of them.

I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
1/20/2006 7:50 am

It's wasn't a 7-11, it was a Motel 6.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
1/20/2006 7:56 am

Whats this about a stolen pic?!?!?!?!

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
1/20/2006 8:34 am

That was awesome! I agree w/ it entirely!

SolarPowered0 111M
8026 posts
1/20/2006 11:30 am


I understand the poem - I just don't understand anything else! Really, I don't. I'm too much of a loner to relate to anything. That's why my humor will never stand up to public scrutiny. *ROTFL*


bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:39 pm

Daph - They left the light on for me. But the pics are missing so the proof is lacking..

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:40 pm

Hinky - What pics.. huh... what pics????

I am not dead yet

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 1:41 pm

Aascrompn - Thanks again bro.

I am not dead yet

catseyes23 62F

1/20/2006 4:57 pm

Bard, my love...definitely not a player. Rather more a class act.


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
1/20/2006 7:02 pm

I thought U said Mahogany..not monogomy!! shoot

Its good to be...ME

bardicman 51M

1/20/2006 7:57 pm

I only said mahogany so people would think I had wood

I am not dead yet

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/21/2006 12:49 am

you got the style right but managed to personalize it. am trying to look at it critically but am quite impressed. keep stretching like this...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/21/2006 12:56 am

dammit - I meant to post my above comment on the NEXT POST (think it's called My Homework). sorry. I'm old. (but not as old as oldman,, lol). Anyway, sorry. Read the above comment in relation to the Baudeliere style one.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
1/21/2006 10:57 am

The one that says "This stolen image is not viewable on this site" Bard!

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
1/22/2006 7:49 am

We all need to respect that need to fantasize, escape from the real world if only for a moment at a time. Dream of another life, another love, wishes fulfilled, demands met, perfection.

If your heart belongs to one woman, that is to be respected and revered, admired and a model to follow. If you truely feel there is only one woman for you (at a time), then I'm sure she knows it.

Monogamy to so many is synonymous and interchangeable with monotony. Flirting allows you to shake up that monotony. For one to understand it, they only need to look in the mirror. If the image they see can be trusted, then it's possible that others can be trusted as well.

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!

bardicman 51M

1/22/2006 6:00 pm

HIPPIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn .. Now there is a beautiful face I miss dearly.

I am not dead yet

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
1/23/2006 8:38 pm

People who spread rumors need to get a fucking life. It's sad they have nothing better to do then makes up some story, because they are jealous. Shows lack of self-esteem.

You are too good of a guy to fall victim to anothers false stories. They should put their imaginiations to use and write a good blog for us to read. Entertain us, not hurt us.


bardicman 51M

1/23/2006 10:41 pm

Oh so true Dusty, So true indeed.

I am not dead yet

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