Lymerick Time !!!!  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
4/21/2006 11:03 pm

Last Read:
3/2/2007 11:55 pm

Lymerick Time !!!!

I was visiting NSAAddict and I saw this post ---->[post 318567].

It reminded me how much I like lymericks so I have decided to write a lymerick in response to everyone who comments on this post.

I am not dead yet

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
4/21/2006 11:11 pm

me first!!!!


bardicman replies on 4/21/2006 11:42 pm:
Bucfannn is now on my watched list
her name I accidently dismissed
I know she was hurt
cause she hiked up her skirt
and aimed straight at my face and pissed.

twirly_girl 48F

4/21/2006 11:30 pm

*raises eyebrow*
Bardicman was in need of some head
hit on every blogger alive or dead
His mistress found out
and knocked him about
and now he's tied to her bed

Hehe... too much coffee at 1:30 in the morning.


bardicman replies on 4/21/2006 11:51 pm:
Her cat-o-nine tails bit into my back
the clamps tightend on my nut sack
Tonight you shall learn
For your mistress you yearn
as she shoved her strap-on in my crack

Fox4aKnight1 44F

4/21/2006 11:32 pm

lol hugs Bard ...

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 12:44 am:
I got to meet Fox in a bar
in Atlanta, a place not too far
Since she didnt get drunk
I didnt get funked
Except by my self on the hood of my car

EroticaXTC 51F

4/21/2006 11:35 pm

this should be entertaining!

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 12:50 am:
MMMM its Erotica X-T-C
she has such a beautiful pussy
Just to give it a lick
and insert my dick
would make come in 2 seconds maybe 3.

mangomamiCT 43F

4/21/2006 11:39 pm

Um I'm in , a little scared , but in ..............

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 9:36 am:
Mangomami is looking to sin
her tight ass makes this man grin
she's looking for guys
that are circumsized
Well I'm a little bit scarred but I'm in

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/21/2006 11:44 pm

wondering what type of lymeric bardicman would make up for me........

Happy Weekend bardic!!!


bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 9:53 am:
Here is a woman not prude
She lounges around her house nude
She used to be quick
to discuss politics
Then discovered both parties are screwed

twirly_girl 48F

4/21/2006 11:54 pm

Well done!


bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 9:58 am:
Biteme was looking for fun
she decided that I was the one
My tongue kept cruisin
till her gash was oozin
her response? quite simple, Well Done!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/22/2006 12:11 am

There once was a man named Bardic
Whose wit was incredibly quick
To stump him we tried
Some gave up and cried
But the lymerick did the trick.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:03 am:
Daphne-R is temporarily alone
Since Plowboy had to go back home
He traveled the miles
to give her some smiles
and a little short stump of his own.

woofff 42F

4/22/2006 12:23 am

(Peeps in) Mr.Man? Where's mah limmerick?!!!!!!


bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:11 am:
There once was a lady from Delhi
Who's tits were firmer than jelly
When the fucking was complete
I pulled out my meat
and came all over her belly

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/22/2006 1:09 am


this cud b .... interesting ~smilez~

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:14 am:
There once was a Goddess of the Dawn
Who was quite eager to get it on
I gave her a poke
and the rubber broke
Now we are raising our little spawn.

mary1025 48F

4/22/2006 1:20 am

there once was a...

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:18 am:
There once was a lady named Mary
Who was eager to give me her cherry
I was nervous its true
so my dick never grew
now she tells everyone I'm a fairy

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
4/22/2006 1:50 am

He says:

Worried there might be a quiz
I quickly finished my biz
But nothing is worse
Than trying to curse
When your hand is still sticky with Jiz

Owe. That hurt more than you might know.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:24 am:
Romeo is laid back just kickin' it
In a daze with Juliet still lickin' it
Wrong hole she cried
when he started to ride
Pay attention to where you are stickin' it

8337 posts
4/22/2006 4:17 am

Once again, Bardic is Still Ballin'....


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 10:32 am:
Division's blog is surely not a bore
Cause he exposes himself to the core
but the bottom line moral
is he really likes oral
he's 77 just to get 8 more

EroticaXTC 51F

4/22/2006 6:10 am

Bard wrote one for Erotica
'cause he has a taste for exotica
He said "what the Hell,
if this all goes well,
I'll down a few shots of vod-i-ka"

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 3:56 pm:
I have a shot of vod-i-ka with Erotica
Melt her inhibitions like Antarica
When her juices start flowing
Its down I am going
To play her pussy like a harmonica

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
4/22/2006 6:28 am

Let's see you do one for Yukonpaul.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 4:10 pm:
There once was a burly man named Paul.
With a lumberjack style beard on his Jaw
He's a property owner
in Phoenix Arizoner
and not from the Yukon at all

NSAAddict 43F

4/22/2006 7:12 am

Oh Bard! Thanks for my limerick and shout out, let me return the favor

The Dirty:
There once was a blogger named Bard
Who's dick was incredibly hard
He humped his pillow
and some chick named Willow
but jacked off in a tub full of lard

The Naughty:
Oh Bardicman is such a catch
to him I WOULD get attached
though he lives far away
I'd hop a plane in a day
just to feel his dick in my snatch

The Nice:
Bard is such a nice fellow
He's deep, he's sweet and he's mellow
A kindred soul
with a heart of gold
Makes my heart smile when he says hello

& {=}, NSA

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 4:20 pm:
There once was a lady from wethersfield
who's desires were slowly revealed.
She slapped it and hit it
Licked it and bit it
and finally made my pecker yield.

jadedbabe78 107F

4/22/2006 8:20 am

Oh Bardi, you silly man
Why did you ever get out of the van?
you pinched my ass
and then gave me some grass
And then I hit you with a frying pan.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 4:23 pm:
There once was this hot chick named Jaded
I sent her lots of email that she hated
There was no chance
I could get in her pants
So I stayed home and masturbated.

TabithaElectra79 39F

4/22/2006 8:34 am

Quite a commitment you have made!

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 4:33 pm:
Her porcelin skin of alabaster
Always makes my heart beat so much faster
If she were my bride
I'd have her whipped and tied
And brought to kneel before her new lord and master.

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
3656 posts
4/22/2006 8:35 am

this should be interesting

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 4:53 pm:
Sorry Tires but suddenly I'm feeling dumb
I have thought too hard and now my brain is numb
A limerick for you
I am unable to do.
Nothing funny not even a crumb.

woofff 42F

4/22/2006 8:57 am

....I was all excited about getting a limerick-thingy for my own when I came by earlie that I completely forgot to say was charmed by a novel approach to blogging (for me is novel) I like how you took the post and turned inside and out so the people came on the comments page to see what you'de put together.....

so am back with FEEDBACK, you.. All that up there?That was just me getting ready to speak...haven't actually started yet. Now shall.....

AWESOME post....loved it, B.In fact to prove how moved I am, I shall demonstrate my sincerity by KISSING YOU IN PUBLIC.

Muuuaaaah <---- (sound effects)


bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:00 pm:
So my woofff is impressed by my quips
and publicly offers me her sweet lips.
She tastes so good
that I quickly get wood
and prematurely come on her hips.

Lioness_girl 46F
3494 posts
4/22/2006 9:14 am

hmmm....can't wait to see what you come up with for me


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:16 pm:
There once was a girl from Saint Pete
Who was ready for a whole yard of meat
She called up the bard
Said measure it hard
So I did but I only had 2 feet.

catseyes23 62F

4/22/2006 10:36 am

You will have a huge load upon your hands, bard!!


bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:21 pm:
This wonderful lady from japan
Was cyber sexing with bardicman
she only typed some
and he started to come
and then had a huge load on his hand

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
4/22/2006 10:50 am

a nude poet named Bard
Decided to sun in his yard
the neighbours were struck
Yelling out "what the fuck?"
The man has but one nard.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:26 pm:
Ahh so here is a man from Saint George.
On a quest for pussy he did forge
he finally paid
just to get laid
but didnt have enough cock for that gorge...

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/22/2006 11:03 am

very cool lymerick bardic!! Very cool!!


*I hope you will ask me a question on my latest post*

southrnpeach333 51F

4/22/2006 2:06 pm

a comment for a lymerick, that sounds like a fair exchange.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:49 pm:
Ahh tis a sweet southern peach
a commodity just out of reach
Next time we're out drinking
I shall be the one thinking
If she would like to have sex on the beach.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/22/2006 3:56 pm

Oh! Do me, do me! I mean figuratively and limerically, of course.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:52 pm:
My mouth engulfs Wahine's right tit.
as my fingers slide in to her moistening slit
please give me some
I'm ready to come
then I fucked her so hard she shit.

header1979 38M
507 posts
4/22/2006 5:01 pm

I hate to think what you are going to do to me. Let 'er rip. lol


bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 1:48 pm:
Damn Header. This comment mysteriously appeared between Wahine and Solar. It pisses me off that the paid members comments post first and the non paying members post later. Well the part of it that pisses me off is the fact that the order of posting remains the same. OK your limerick response to follow.

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:29 pm:
Tired of the Advice lines and ready to quit
Still hanging around he has not yet split
Need some advice
He may not be nice
Cause he is tired of stupid peoples shit.

SolarPowered0 112M
8030 posts
4/22/2006 5:21 pm

"What HO," she cried,
In tones so bitter...
"Back out, you FOOL!
You're in my shitter!"

Oh... wait. Sorry... that ain't a limerick, is it?!

So many people are rhymin'
Hopin' the Bard will be climbin'
The walls of his castle,
Instead of their asshole,
From frustrations of limerick timin'

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 5:58 pm:
Oh Solar do you think that I feel frustrations
From rhyming and timing poetic conjugations
The only frustration I felt
was the day that you knelt
and your blowjob didnt meet expectations.

Allsleeky 37F

4/22/2006 5:57 pm

*waits impatiently!

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:31 pm:
There once was a lady so sexy and tall
Such a perfect body she really had it all
A lady so fine
I asked her to be mine
And she said yo! Fuck off grandpa

header1979 38M
507 posts
4/22/2006 6:01 pm

Here are some more that I added to the list in NSA Addict's blog:

There once was a man from Boston,
Who drove around in a little red Austin,
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls they hung out and he lost them.

There once was a man from Kent,
Whose dick was so long that it bent,
So to save him from trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.

There once was a girl named Charlotte
Who was pretty enough to be a starlet
She was wooed and pursued
Until she was screwed
Now she’s a most happy harlot.

There once was a man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
He thought it uncouth
So he added vermouth
And slipped his wife a martini.

There once was a woman from Pratt
Who had triplets named Tim, Tom and Tat
‘Twas fine in the breeding
But when came to the feeding
She didn’t have tit for Tat.

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:32 pm:
So Header was out with this chick
She was horny and wanting some dick
when she said it was time
He busted a rhyme
Instead of fucking he wrote a limerick!!

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
4/22/2006 6:47 pm

when i say "do me" i don't mean lymericks.. but then i am just a nasty ho wanna be these days.....must be the season.. hehe..

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:34 pm:
MissKrissy may be a little quirky
but her attitude is surely quite perky
she laid down right there
stuck her legs in the air
and I proceeded to stuff her like a turkey

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
4/22/2006 6:57 pm

lol...this should be interesting. Can't wait to see what you come up with for me.

bardicman replies on 4/22/2006 7:26 pm:
Somewhere in the mountains of Californ-I-A
Lives a sweet little girl that dances ballet
an intelligent mind
and a body so fine
Something came up and it wont go away

TTigerAtty 63M

4/22/2006 7:31 pm

Do me too, Bard! Will you have to quit your day job to complete this monumental task?

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:36 pm:
He picked up the phone just to call her
He was oh so ready to fucking ball her
she answered the first ring
and said come bring that thing
It wont be the first time I was fucked by a lawyer.

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
4/22/2006 8:04 pm

Shesays -

There once lived a man in Arkansas
Whose talents we thought we all saw
But we never guessed
That when he undressed
We'd all have to pick up our jaw

A woman would call and he'd cam her
Share some wine and some food then he'd slam 'er
They couldn't go down
Or try to tie down
The Bard with that twelve pound dick hammer

Enjoy the love!

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:39 pm:
She licked her lips thinking what she would get.
In a matter of time her face was dripping wet.
She just had to grin
as she wiped of her chin
Are there any questions as to what Juliet?

rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
4/22/2006 10:00 pm

Oh bardic, my friend, I've been hiding.
"Come back, blog again!" you've been chiding.
I dunno, says the Blonde.
Bulge and I've been long gone,
In him, not in blog, I've been confiding.

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:41 pm:
The girl from up in New York
Went to New Zealand to find her some pork.
She found love thats true
His balls no longer blue
Now we're patiently awaiting the stork.

catseyes23 62F

4/23/2006 12:24 am

An awesome post Bard. Hilariously wonderful! Thank you.


bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:43 pm:
Cats I am happy to have brightened your day
A bright smile is best to lead the way
It might be rude
but you should get nude
cause I am so damn ready for a lay.

TabithaElectra79 39F

4/23/2006 4:48 am

" Her porcelin skin of alabaster
Always makes my heart beat so much faster
If she were my bride
I'd have her whipped and tied
And brought to kneel before her new lord and master.

That kind of makes my heart beat faster too!

Thank you

SolarPowered0 112M
8030 posts
4/23/2006 9:30 am

Arkansas chickens ain't much good for chokin'
Though they're suitable for hickory smokin'
So, Bard let out a moan
Killed two birds with one bone
And his hickory's STILL smokin' from strokin'

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)

bardicman replies on 4/23/2006 5:47 pm:
To out do my wit he has tried
Kept up with perfect stride
My chicken I'm chokin
but his brain is smokin
All the neurological circuits are fried.

header1979 38M
507 posts
4/23/2006 12:13 pm

This is one I forgot to put in the previous post.

There once was a monk from Siberia,
Whose morals were quite inferior,
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And now she is a mother superior.

TTigerAtty 63M

4/23/2006 7:13 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Do me too, Bard! Will you have to quit your day job to complete this monumental task?
Loved my lymerick! Loved them all! You have found your calling!

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
4/23/2006 7:56 pm

you are so funny bard..what will the other patients do if you ever get out?roflmao

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:22 am:
Oh sweet Krissy I think your mistaken
My craziness I have only been fakin'
I am not a nut
but I got a cute butt
So come here and kiss MY back bacon

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
4/23/2006 8:20 pm

Oh my, I want one too if you promise to leave barbfun out of it lmao

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:25 am:
There once was a girl from Palm Beach
Who's pussy was a sweet as a peach.
I dived in for a lick
she beat me with a stick
And still I hung on like a leach.

rm_phoenix_law 62M

4/23/2006 8:28 pm

There once was a man from from Nadair
Who started to fuck on the stair.
When the bannister broke,
He quickend his stroke,
And finished her off in midair!!

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:32 am:
Now here comes a guy named Phoenix_Law
Who fucked so long his dick was raw
He cried "No more whore
My dick is to sore"
and I'm out of dressing for your coleslaw.

micahbiguns 52M

4/23/2006 8:58 pm

ok TTIGER directed me hear so ya owe him a drink lets see what ya got

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:44 am:
Micahbiguns is about to get hitched
To a woman that is NOT a physco bitch
His horses were fun
but he couldnt make em run
his Tennesee Walkers had been bewitched.


4/24/2006 10:14 am

Whatcha got for me, sugar?
ps Tig says 2 more drinks but I think he is passed out drunk

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:30 pm:
She said I want it now can you handle that trick
I stated that I could not thinking limerick
my zipper slid down
and my pants hit the ground
she said your poetry is funny but not as funny as your dick.

rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
4/24/2006 11:20 am

Ok, I'm in....Tiger sent me The man needs more booze.


bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 6:47 pm:
The once was a hot chick from Newport Coast
She looked more delicious than cinnamon toast
Magnets do attract
If they're oppositely stacked
so I ate her pussy while she sucked my post.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
4/24/2006 6:45 pm

You write these lymericks with such ease
You could almost say for you it's a breeze
But if mine rhymes with Nantucket
I'll just say "Fuck it."
And your ass will belong to Ladytoplease

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 4/24/2006 7:05 pm:
These stipulations have given me a mental block
I cant use Nantucket, thats really a crock
I think it quite crass
for you to own my ass
when you could take possesion of my cock.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
4/24/2006 8:06 pm

Your cock I would gladly take
I didn't realize what was at stake
And what would I do, my dear Bard?
But make it rock hard
By licking it like icing off cake

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:05 am:
Her licking my cock was really thrilling
I think she found me extremely willing
In my ass went her pinkie
as she sucked on my twinkie
the she swallowed the rich creamy filling

onelittlesecret 34M
1579 posts
4/24/2006 8:11 pm

This post definitely belongs in the bloggy hall of fame. Good to see you were "up" for the task buddy. lmao

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:10 am:
onelittlesecret was an awesome poet
If there was a rhyme he would know it
Hard as a rock
He pulled out his cock
In hope that some chick would blow it

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/25/2006 1:28 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Oh! Do me, do me! I mean figuratively and limerically, of course.
What concerns about myself is that I'm delighted with the results. Like a happy little kid that Santa just said weird shit to.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:41 am:
For wahine I must take a short pause
While she dreams of dear Santa Claus
Something he never did
when she was a kid
was tea bag her with his swinging balls.

TTigerAtty 63M

4/25/2006 4:38 pm

There once was a fellow named Bard
Who gave each blog visitor a reward.
From far and wide they all came
To witness firsthand his fame.
And to each he presented a humorous limerick on a card.

I came back to read all of them. Well done!

mary1025 48F

4/27/2006 9:08 am

hahahaha! how fun! what a great idea to write limericks for us!

rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
4/28/2006 12:35 pm

    Quoting rm_LilBlondeNZ:
    Oh bardic, my friend, I've been hiding.
    "Come back, blog again!" you've been chiding.
    I dunno, says the Blonde.
    Bulge and I've been long gone,
    In him, not in blog, I've been confiding.

"The girl from up in New York
Went to New Zealand to find her some pork.
She found love thats true
His balls no longer blue
Now we're patiently awaiting the stork."

Sure, sure... give away our "big secret"! If it's a boy, we'll have to name him Bard.

You are a very talented man. (And your writing isn't half bad either.)


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:22 am:
There once was a girl named LiBlonde
Who was eager to just get it on
she went to New Zealand
Fer some fuckin and feelin
But only the bard could make her body respond.

LadyFantasy68 50F
126 posts
4/28/2006 6:01 pm

Funny, witty and clever
One of the best blog entries ever
Bardicman is quick
With a limerick
Outsmart him on this we shall never

Curious to see what you come up with for me.

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:13 am:
She wants a mate thats polite
To me that sounds just contrite
I shall not be so picky
with my little dicky
we just want a cunt that is tight

rm_1sexyroo 57M/57F
333 posts
4/29/2006 12:47 am

I wonder what he'd do for a little Aussie Roo?

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:07 am:
She said' "I want it Australian Style!"
"I can handle that," I said with a smile
I inserted my dick
hopped on a pogo stick
and fucked her bouncing for 20 miles.

rufflebutt2202 67F

4/29/2006 2:20 am

These were all so damn funny! Made the night brighter,sooooo thank you!

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 7:04 am:
I was curious about rufflebutts name
So I questioned her claim to fame
Everytime her legs part
she rips out a fart
and she looks for someone else to blame

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
4/29/2006 9:01 am

Lol... I'm just trying to imagine you rhyming something with Helga!!

*Watches and waits in anticipation*


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:55 am:
She said hello my name is Helga
And I got something to tell ya
we fucked for an hour
so get in the shower
cause I am starting to smell ya

VTLakesideVixen 61F
458 posts
4/29/2006 2:29 pm

Bard--these are truly the best! What more can I say?

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:51 am:
She wonders what more she could say
Perhaps I could show her the way
Say "Bard lets get nude
and get kinda crude
I want to ride your hard cock all day!"

Peche85 32F

5/1/2006 2:12 am

I'm too late aren't I

bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 6:47 am:
For you sweet Peche85
I must keep the limericks alive
You are in New Zealand
And my heart is reelin'
But its just to damn far to drive.

rufflebutt2202 67F

5/1/2006 10:29 am

Thanks Bard! Just the tonic I needed before heading off to sleep after a hard nights work in the hospital!
Smooches to you!

bardicman replies on 5/5/2006 10:59 am:
There once was this nurse in the hospital
who thought metal bedpans were beautiful
I sent her a flirt
she hiked up her skirt
and I saw her panties were made of steel wool

rm_1sexyroo 57M/57F
333 posts
5/1/2006 10:49 am

You don't work for Hallmark...DO you??

free2chose2 67F

5/1/2006 12:38 pm

The only bard I've heard
of was Shakespeare;

His notoriety beyond peer,
So if you can limerick,

about me, your bardic
your welcome, so jot down
and frollick

Don't worry, be Happy

OboesHonedIambs 63F

5/1/2006 4:00 pm

Whatcha got for a lady who likes her whiskey in a tea-cup?

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

Notjustmanmeat 52M
39 posts
5/2/2006 4:02 am

I know im kinda late in joining in the fun but what the hell...

There once was a man named Bard
Whos iambic pantameters
Went outside parameters
And made us all laugh so damned hard.

TammyDHU 46F  
246 posts
5/3/2006 9:07 pm

...or Tammy with the

bardicman replies on 5/6/2006 1:49 pm:
There once was this lady named Tammy
Who watched game shows in her jammies
her friend in the sock
was shaped like a cock
when she came she screamed big bucks no whammy's

SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
5/4/2006 2:00 pm

Ohh, if only I'd seen this last week!


Notjustmanmeat 52M
39 posts
5/5/2006 12:06 pm

Doh! I just remembered that Limericks have 5 lines.

Lines one, two, and five contain three metrical feet, and rhyme; lines three and four contain two metrical feet, and rhyme.

Thanks Encarta

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