Hokey Pokey  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
3/9/2006 12:54 pm

Last Read:
5/3/2012 5:03 pm

Hokey Pokey

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. He died April 4th 1996. He was finally laid to rest last week.

The most traumatic (and time consuming) part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in.

And then the trouble started.




I am not dead yet


ArealUnicorn 45F

3/9/2006 1:38 pm

Bard ur the only one I know that can take something like this and make me smile...no wait laugh...just when i thought all was gone...you make me laugh...thanks...


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/9/2006 1:43 pm



Cute! Thanks for the laugh

-MsB


ticktock500 45M

3/9/2006 1:45 pm


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
3/9/2006 1:58 pm

I fell out of my chair laughing over this one Now I am standing up and shaking my ass

Now I am singing the "hokey pokey" song

hugs and smiles


Fallen_Angel_777 50F

3/9/2006 2:12 pm

LMAO! It's fun to watch/participate in the hokey pokey on skates! Weeeeeeeeeee...


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/9/2006 3:33 pm

laugh, you don't know how bad, at this point in my day I so needed this ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


southrnpeach333 51F

3/9/2006 3:40 pm

Funny, funny, only now I am going to be singing the Hokey Pokey all day.


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:46 pm

Unicorn... It never has to all just be gone.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:48 pm

MsB - Thank you for the visit. I am glad you are smiling now.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:48 pm

Tick -



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:49 pm

BCT - Are you wearing that Bikini while you are shaking your ass?



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:50 pm

Disaster, Oh, you do not know the half of it...

ROFL



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 3:51 pm

Fallen - Yes, I have done that in the past.. I think I shall try again.. I have always wanted to try hip replacement surgery too



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 4:28 pm

Daph - I am glad I finally came through for you again



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 4:28 pm

Southern.. you put your whole self in you take your whole self out..

Hoooookey poookey.

ROFL



I am not dead yet


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/9/2006 4:32 pm

Oh, so that's what the song is all about!!!! All this time I thought it was about having sex and because of the graphic nature of the last verses they had to leave them out of the song. You know the ones...
Ya putcha cock in here
Ya putcha cock in there
Ya do the hokey pokey and ya go in and out
Ya putcha tongue in here
ya pucha tongue in there
You lap it all up and you then swallow it down

Something like that anyway...I don't remember all the words. It does however remind me of a joke about to song, but unfortunately it's too long to post here.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 5:16 pm

hmmmm Ladyto. That is interesting. Adult lyrics rock..



I am not dead yet


TTigerAtty 63M

3/9/2006 5:56 pm

Love those adult lyrics! Way to go Bard and LadytoPleaseMe!


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
3/9/2006 6:02 pm

i ain't touvhing this with a 7 foot snuffleufagus...

Virtue Alone Ennobles


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/9/2006 6:05 pm

Oh brother. Do ya know any jokes from this millenium?


trish778 44F

3/9/2006 7:07 pm

YOU are the best!! I was feeling a bit down earlier but I read this post and I laughed!! Thank you.


Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
3/9/2006 7:11 pm

OMG...


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 7:13 pm

TTiger - I thought so too



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 7:15 pm

Krissy - FINE !!! Be that way.. How about touching it with 6" of pure pleasure.. yes please send me a 100 dollar bill



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 7:16 pm

Keith - What? There are no good jokes and no good music from this millenium..

ROFL



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/9/2006 7:17 pm

Kaliedascope61 - You had to be there



I am not dead yet


tillerbabe 57F

3/9/2006 8:21 pm

Oh my... OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!!


MaggiesWishes 61F

3/9/2006 8:58 pm

Bardi ~~
Did ya miss ya medication today hunny?

ROFLMAO x2 !!!

you still owe me from last time


jadedbabe78 107F

3/9/2006 9:08 pm

LOL...oh my, I wasn't expecting that


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
3/9/2006 9:50 pm

blows kisses to bardicman.....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


HBowt2 60F

3/10/2006 2:18 am

You know that I'll be singing that all day now.....thanks....


00Shazam00 38M

3/10/2006 4:41 am

You see my man
this joke has been around for ages
like you a retread
freshness is the hallmark of imagination set free, liberty
the agent has watched from affar
but no more
my you spread your laughter for those to enjoy
until they commomn man sees through the ploy
originality
yes is there for the asking, fertility of mind does not require the use of excrement
I await your feeble gesture in response if not
well then the agent has spoken


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/10/2006 8:21 am

LMOAO. Good one bard.


caressmewell 54F

3/10/2006 8:23 am

ROFLMAO..

It's not funny..but it is...


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 2:48 pm

Tiller - Keep on smiling. Its contagious.



I am not dead yet


rm_titsandtires 52M/42F
3656 posts
3/10/2006 5:51 pm

I heard they actually had to add a couple of lines for the burial ceremony, and the family was fighting over who should receive the royalties if it goes into syndication.

tires.

... cuz that's what it's all about...


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:05 pm

Maggie - Medication is over (ACK) rated.

We dont need our meds



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:06 pm

Jaded - Neither was his family



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:09 pm

Salz - Nipple you very much..er thank you..



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:12 pm

Krissy - I read that without the word "kisses" in there



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:13 pm

Hbow - Wow you can carry a tune while you are putting it all in and taking it out.. Shweeet



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:14 pm

Sweetneeds - If priceless means free you are 100% right



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:17 pm

Shazam - Thank your fake ass for giving me just one more unique response. Please come back in 30 days and shed some more of your wisdom. I may be a retread but you can blow my valve stem.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:18 pm

Oldman - You dont have much OA left



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:20 pm

Caress - Kinda like me.. Have fun tonight. I pussied out.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 51M

3/10/2006 6:20 pm

Rickslovely - you just make me go gah gah



I am not dead yet


NSAAddict 43F

3/15/2006 12:48 pm

Bard, I have to tell you I've been on the verge of tears, if not crying my eyes out all day and reading this post gave me such a purely joyful ROFLMAO. Thank you for the bit of cheer. Hugs, NSA


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
3/16/2006 9:04 pm

Oh yes, some more of these ,please. You're making me laugh so much and I just love to laugh..Ha Ha Ha Ha!.. loud and long and clear

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


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