Hezbollah Terrorists Downgraded.  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
8/2/2006 4:00 pm

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Hezbollah Terrorists Downgraded.

BAALBEK, Lebanon (AFP)...One Israeli was killed in the barrage, the heaviest in 22 days of fighting, as 230 rockets rained down on northern Israel...

Ummm, Sorry but I am laughing my ass off at this.

Hezbollah will no longer be referred to as the "Terrorist Group Hezbollah". Instead they shall now be known as the "Comedian Touring Troupe Hezbollah".

How the fuck can you unleash 230 rockets and kill only 1 person? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And the one they killed probably just died of old age at just the right time so they got lucky and claimed that as a kill.

Bring me two more gross of bottle rockets. We have them Israeli Bastards on the run now.

Hmmm, With a little research I have discovered that the Jewish population of Israel is a little over 5 million. At this rate Hezbollah will only need about 1,150,000,000 more rockets.


I am not dead yet

Seriously_Real 49M

8/2/2006 5:12 pm

You know what's really sad? If they aimed those rockets at France, the French would STILL surrender.


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/2/2006 5:49 pm

..I had the exact same thought...lets hope they don't get good at it though.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
8/2/2006 7:37 pm

who counted the rockets? Reporters? Israeli's? Do they have trained combat personal, whose job it is is to count rockets? Did Hezbollah count them and then issue a statement about the count? Wouldn't that be an embarrassment to them? I am thankful that more weren't killed, but I still want to know who counted the rockets?

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

caressmewell 54F

8/2/2006 8:57 pm

lmao at Seriously.

I wonder if there was an accounting error and there were only 2.30 rockets?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/2/2006 10:37 pm

Yeah, you're right.

But now I'm listening to Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet. Don't know why I am compelled to announce that. It is a pretty great song, tho.

Hell, Buffet after 20 margaritas could have had better luck with the rockets.

Hey! I made it relevant!

Sorry, I just get so happy when you actually POST SOMETHING that I just lose control.

Not of bodily functions, mind you.

Just clarifying...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
8/3/2006 12:19 am

You are funny....not only is this funny and true, but reading your comments on other posts, like Gerson's, crack me up.

nightstalker172 37M
1258 posts
8/5/2006 4:17 am

ladytoplease/flyaway - Well my guess is they count the shells or left overs when they recieve them....or they count the craters and give it a best guess...OR they could lie about them completely and just say its happening to have an excuse to attack someone...all are plauseable answer....which one is the correct one you decide.

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