Fun For the Holidays  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
11/18/2005 12:08 am

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Fun For the Holidays

Just for shits and giggles:

Go to the market and purchase only three items. Go through the check out line with a really cocky grin on your face. When the cashier asks how you are doing tell her you are doing ok but soon you will be doing a whole hell of a lot better.

What three items:
A tube of KY Jelly.
A pack of Condoms.
A Turkey.

A tube of KY Jelly
A Pack of Condoms.
A pack of Turkey Legs.


I am not dead yet

Efilnikufecin69 48M

11/18/2005 2:31 am

Oh, I GOTTA do this one! Thanks for the tip! Eh, no hard feelings ok? Didn't mean to send you to the Hospital, but that damn Nine Iron was just too slippery. Send me the bill!

caressmewell 54F

11/18/2005 4:27 am

lmao! Bard, this is pervy funny!

Myhoneysrooster 69M
882 posts
11/18/2005 5:38 am

Damn Bard now they will think you are a fowl f***er

Hey thanks for the laughs my friend. I really do enjoy them.

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
11/18/2005 5:58 am

You just put me off turkey until next year...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
11/18/2005 8:00 am

I remember one thanksgiving turkey that was well f***ed. Except this one was dry rather than wet. They shoulda let me roast that mother...

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
11/18/2005 9:09 am

A turkey beats the hell out of a pencil sharpener. at least its dead and dont shred skin.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

SolarPowered0 111M
8023 posts
11/18/2005 10:53 am

Save a parrot - F*** a turkey!


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
11/18/2005 11:26 am

[size6]you are a very sick man[size6]

from a very sick woman
AL# 181

Virtue Alone Ennobles

ArealUnicorn 45F

11/18/2005 12:10 pm

Actually I did something like that once (not exactly but pretty close) , the lady was old enough to be my grandmother and the look on her face was priceless....

nightstalker172 37M
1258 posts
11/18/2005 1:49 pm

to straightten2002 - actaully I hate to disagree but there are BONES in there mmkay...and they dont feel any better....not the...I would know or anything.......DONT JUDGE ME!!!

this is funny though I might actaully do that or hey is the cashier is cute you can ask if they want to have thanks giving dinner with you and the give a

bardicman 51M

11/18/2005 3:45 pm

E - Damn the KY on the Nine Iron Leave the wedge home

Caress - Want to have Thanksgiving with me?

Rooster - Your Welcome kind sir.

Keith - I will need some good recipe's for left over Turkey.

Silhouette - The only thing I want smoking is the Turkey !!!!

TEN - Yes but the turkey is an eight.

Solar - The damn parrots tend to talk back.

Krissy - I am actually a very sick man size 7

Unicorn - Please tell us the story

Nitestalker - Them Rib Bones are kinda sharp........

I am not dead yet

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
11/19/2005 6:14 pm

LMAO What a Ham!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_SultryVirgo 49F
567 posts
11/19/2005 6:32 pm

I must remember not to drink smirnoff black ice while reading your blog, when it comes out the nose it burns.

However, add some bannas, for either sex, just for the hell of it, you would want an all around experiance.


rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
11/20/2005 10:24 am

Dear Bardicman,

Thank you for the recipe for the roasted turkey legs. I hate to sound ungrateful but the latex from the basting bag melted all over the turkey legs. Not to worry though, the KY basting sauce helped with pealing off the worst parts. I think I may have gotten the wrong flavor KY basting sauce because the one I used had no flavor at all. Thanks again and Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

header1979 38M
507 posts
11/22/2005 1:09 pm

Now how am I supposed to eat turkey on Thanksgiving Day. Every one will want to what the smirk on my face is about. Gives new meaning to turkey stuffing. lol Thanks for the holiday laugh.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/14/2005 10:34 pm

Let's just skip the turkey and go with the comdoms and KY

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/14/2005 10:35 pm

comdoms? try condoms ... typing in the dark just sucks

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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