Emergency Room Visit.....  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
3/7/2007 9:27 pm

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Emergency Room Visit.....

I just got my X-ray developed.

Anyone want to sign my cast

I am not dead yet

FLYonTHEwall45 56F

3/7/2007 9:43 pm

I almost asked what ya broke, then luckily I saw the pic. lol.
Everybody knows there arent any bones in weiners. Those look like golf tees in there, what was that guy doin?

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bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:46 pm:

JokesAromaTroll 55M

3/7/2007 9:52 pm

That one is gonna hang FUNNY...

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:46 pm:
Perhaps a bit more to the left....

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/7/2007 10:16 pm

Knowing you, I'm sure it's leaning towards the right.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:47 pm:
Yes Wahine, I have always felt that I have a conservative penis..

2943 posts
3/7/2007 10:35 pm

Turns head slightly to right...

I think that one's gonna need traction for awhile! Ouch!
Got rope?


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:48 pm:

We need a truck load of plaster of paris

SolarPowered0 111M
8026 posts
3/7/2007 11:45 pm

Ya know, Bard...

If you were to forego the cast and put that mangled member into something warm (and just as tight), and leave it there for about 6-8 weeks, when you take it out it would be perfectly reformed for the exact fit - permanently. But there'd still be a shitpot full of weird little white hairs growing over the entire length... kinda like yer head. Yeowwwwzah! Hairy Little Bard with a twisted brain-stem. Sort of a "chip-off-the-old-cock".


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:49 pm:
Yes Solar but in my latest post you will see why that remedy (which would be my favorite) is not possible.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/8/2007 12:31 am

Not much room to sign on a pinkie splint.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:50 pm:
Bullshit Daphne. They can write the Lords Prayer on the head of a needle. You just need stronger glasses and a smaller pen

one_wilde_river 51F

3/8/2007 6:21 am

You could always rent yourself out as a traffic sign

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:50 pm:
As long as its not a school crossing guard

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/8/2007 7:11 am

Lube up that cast...it just might be a lot of fun!

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:51 pm:
[blog bardsbabe] said she finally felt something

rm_StormRS 42M
5636 posts
3/8/2007 7:16 am

Daph, that was just wrong. I mean, c'mon.....It obviously broke because it got brittle from not using it, the least you could do is not make fun of the cute little thing.

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........

clevergirl4U 59F

3/8/2007 7:25 am

You've given "boner" a whole new meaning, Bard

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:52 pm:
And that was a very clever response Clever


3/8/2007 3:10 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Knowing you, I'm sure it's leaning towards the right.
Counter to this I am known elsewhere by the handle Mr. Left.

That isn't necessarily trying to imply that The Bard is Mr. Right though.


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:52 pm:
I have been known to be Mr Right Now a few time.


3/8/2007 3:24 pm

Also I must add that I once befirended someone online who was both a certified hippie during the late 60's and who also had worked on and off in the assistance of Marine Biological and other Zoological forms of research.

He is the the first perspon I ever heard bring up the idea of a "prehensile penis" which means a penis which can move voluntarily and "grab things' in a fashion similar to the way some monkeys use their tails.

This trait sometimes gets attributed to Dolphins but I don't know it that is really a fact or not.

Another thing this guy mentioned was that some animals actually have a penis bone. Of particular relevance on this is that one animal he claimed indeed had a penis bone was none other than the Opposum.

Isn't someone around here from some place called Possum Trot?

One lingering question I have with all this is that if you did have a penis bone wouldn't you also have a permanent boner?

PS. the opposum also has a prehensile tail


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:53 pm:
I did have an elphants trunk surgically grafted onto my penis but I got tired of my ass getting stuffed with peanuts so I had it removed.

TheAlienPsycho 107M

3/8/2007 3:48 pm

That looks like a "WQ-34 Intergalactic super turbo time traveling craft" We used one of those when we went back in time and destroyed the dinosaurs.

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bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:54 pm:
Well Psycho, its the same principle. You see what happens when you use to much thrust!!!

rm_SultryVirgo 49F
567 posts
3/8/2007 4:25 pm

Jeezz Bard next time make sure the lid is all the way up before you drain the lizard.....can't imagine he was happy to have it slam down on him mid stream.


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:55 pm:
Actually the 20 pound cat hiding behind the toilet waiting to pounce......

2943 posts
3/8/2007 7:34 pm

I figured it out...

It's a Turkey Neck??????

Gobble gobble!!!!!!!

(God I hope you really didn't break your schlong...I would feel bad for makin' funnies!)


bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 9:56 pm:
ummmm no. I didnt really break it. I wonder if Turkey Neck would be a good pet name for my penis...

popmuse01 36F

3/8/2007 9:19 pm

*runs to find the mini sharpies* I have em in every color!

I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.

bardicman replies on 3/8/2007 11:16 pm:

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
3/8/2007 11:18 pm

Lotsa weirdo penis stuff, I think humans are one of the only animals to not have a bone in their boner. But you CAN fracture your boner, but only when it's a boner not when it's flaccid and they have to cast it and everything just like a broken bone(r). btw, now "they" think that in the Bible where it says God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve with, he may have used the penile bone 1) it's absent in humans and 2) men have that weird lil scar on their scrotum.

33763 posts
3/9/2007 1:45 am

what a waste of good cock !

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
3/10/2007 5:43 am

ouch did it hurt and welcum back,missed u....

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