Decisions Decisions  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
3/17/2006 10:31 pm

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3/19/2006 1:47 am

Decisions Decisions

The part of being a grown up that I hate the most is always having to make decisions.

Even now. I am faced with a decision that will alter things about me.

I either have to cut my toenails or I have to buy larger shoes.


I am not dead yet

jadedbabe78 107F

3/17/2006 11:21 pm

Damn bard, you stole my damn shoes!!! That is THE last time I let you out of my sight when you wax my floors.

*shakes head* Is nothing sacred??? Gosh! I even let you wax my floors in your *good* thong.

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 11:08 am:
Well of course its my good thong. It your good floor. and the wax is so slick I am afraid I would slip were it not for the toenails....

impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
3/17/2006 11:42 pm

Cut them...Oh please God...cut them....

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 11:09 am:
Well, I have waited 12 hours and god still hasnt cut them, I guess I will have to do it myself.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/17/2006 11:55 pm

Just breathe.
Don't rush into a decision...think about both sides. Huge life decisions like that one should only be made after much introspection.

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 11:13 am:
Ahhh my sweet little girl, You have been taught well. You are correct. One should never rush into life altering decisions. I will sit down and think on this for awhile. Another couple weeks should be long enough....

SaucyNSassy 40F

3/18/2006 12:27 am

LMAO!!! Nasty! Where do you live? I will come bearing clippers!

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:04 pm:
Are you sure you would want that task Sassy? Better bring some bolt cutters instead of just clippers... ROFL

MaggiesWishes 61F

3/18/2006 1:22 am

CAll a Podiatrist, quick!!!

Somedays, I wonder about you?

warm huggies

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:05 pm:
As long as you are not bringing a pedi-file.

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
3/18/2006 3:21 am

And those socks with kevlar reinforced toes are pricey but nice.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:06 pm:
I work 80 hours a week or more.. Price is not an object

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/18/2006 3:26 am

Bard there is another choice as well...if you dont cut them chances are you will tear me up when we get to finally get into bed you choose...cut them or me...

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:07 pm:
Yes Unicorn, I would hate to leave scratches up and down your back while you ride me like a bucking bronco..

Hmmmm I think I would probably pull a hip out of joint to pull that one off.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/18/2006 8:33 am

What you all don't realize is Bard doesn't change his sheets simply because there's nothing to change. He just remakes his bed every day because the sheets are shredded in the morning.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:08 pm:
Daph.. it is not the toenails that are shredding the sheets...


Wait.. I had shredded wheat for breakfast.. Ewwwwwwwwww

NSAAddict 43F

3/18/2006 8:45 am

ewwwwww Bard, for the love of all things holy... CUT them!

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:09 pm:
You of course correct NSAA.. Damn. I hope it does not hurt.

SolarPowered0 111M
8026 posts
3/18/2006 9:43 am


Looks like someone got carried away with the bamboo shoots. You been hangin' with MistressLena again?

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western sky)

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 12:10 pm:
I didn't know MistressLena was still around.
Bamboo shoots?


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 12:33 pm

urgggg please cover them up

I'm a

i'm here to stay

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 2:43 pm:

Sorry, see, this is why I will not post a cock shot.. people begging me to cover it up.

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/18/2006 1:08 pm

Cut them hell just paint them they would look good on you. A nice pink would be nice.

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:53 am:
Clark - I think the ladies did them in red tonight

OboesHonedIambs 63F

3/18/2006 1:37 pm

Oh, please cut them off. If you can't, cover 'em up.. for decency's sake! Just cos' this is a sex site, doesn't mean ya gotta be obscene about things!

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 2:46 pm:
Welcome to my rooftop Abgladly. I take it you DON'T have a foot fetish.

TTigerAtty 63M

3/18/2006 2:10 pm

You're in good company with Howard Hughes!

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:52 am:
I would be in a lot better company if he would share some of that money

Allsleeky 37F

3/18/2006 2:51 pm

I have a chainsaw you can borrow to saw those toenails

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 3:53 pm:
Hell ya.. Lets play lumberjack.

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:51 am:
Lumberjack on my toenails.. wooohooooo


southrnpeach333 51F

3/18/2006 4:13 pm

Do what I do when mine need to be cut. Go get a pedicure let someone else do it and get a foot massage in the process.

bardicman replies on 3/18/2006 6:35 pm:
I just do it myself. sigh.

HBowt2 60F

3/18/2006 4:22 pm

votes for cutting the damn things.....

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:50 am:
are you voting that way just because it seems to be the popular vote?

header1979 38M
507 posts
3/18/2006 5:26 pm

Hey Bard, I knew a guy who had a finger nail like that for snorting coke. But I can't image doing that with a toenail! lol

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:50 am:
BAHAHAHA - I would need hip surgery

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/18/2006 8:11 pm

no, just file them a bit and polish them this color

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 3/19/2006 1:49 am:
This Color

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
3/18/2006 9:11 pm

bardbaby, i hear ya.. thank god i will be in sport sandals soon!!!

oldman, the only pink he would likely want is a certain fluffy assed rabbit...with big teeth...(all the better to chew them with) EEEEWWWWW
sorry hippie.. i could not help myself..

Virtue Alone Ennobles

SaucyNSassy 40F

3/18/2006 11:52 pm

Bardic, I will stop by Home Depot/Lowes then... I am up for the challenge... Bolt cutters in hand, I will be there... lol


OboesHonedIambs 63F

3/19/2006 7:48 pm

Oooh... you're SO right! BTW, I do like the turquoise folding chairs and pink flamingos up here. Gives the place a little jive energy.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

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