Day Two looking a little more scary.....  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
5/7/2006 8:48 am

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5/10/2006 6:28 am

Day Two looking a little more scary.....

Hmmmm, At least men are more prone to answer emails than women seem to be.

I guess that is something to be happy for.


Thanks for writing - I would be happy to introduce you to the romance and passion that 2 men can enjoy.
Imagine, you lying on the bed, me taking your legs in my hands and pushing them up and over your head and staring you in the eye as my cock slides into your lubed virgin ass. I would gladly whisper I love you as I take you as my own.
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Sender: bardicman
> To: (Name omitted)
> Date: May 7, 2006 12:10 AM EST
>
> I have decided that I can no longer exist in the heterosexual world. I am scared of being gay and I look for someone to be loving and gentle with me.
> At first I thought a good ass pounding would be just what I needed but now I am thinking that a little romance and several stiff drinks would be in order.
> I am curious, Do gay men experience romance or is it just a bunch of ass fucking and squeeling like farm animals?

I sent this response....
"I am sorry, I don't think I am that gay."

I picked the color green for obvious reasons.

There are obvious advantages to being gay though. I am recieving several offers from women to help straighten me out. I think it is going to take several to get this taste out of my mouth




I am not dead yet


jadedbabe78 107F

5/7/2006 9:04 am

LOL....you are certainly a trip.

I always wondered why you loved wearing that green thong so much....


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:49 am:
I wore that when I was turning you on Jadey.

Now I am wondering if you have a brother

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
5/7/2006 9:11 am

There are obvious advantages to being gay though. I am recieving several offers from women to help straighten me out. I think it is going to take several to get this taste out of my mouth

I think your onto something here Bard, you should play it out for all it's worth.


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:50 am:
I think those are words of wisdom True.

southrnpeach333 51F

5/7/2006 9:18 am

Uh OH we have given Bardic a new come one method.


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:50 am:
Ahh yes peaches.. You have created an animal

catseyes23 62F

5/7/2006 9:27 am

I don't know whether I am coming or going with you, Bard! Behave yourself!

Cats...


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:51 am:
I will know when you are coming, I will hear the screams

twirly_girl 48F

5/7/2006 9:28 am

Texarkana baby.

That email is too much.

You probably got the poor guy excited
to meet a loving virgin partner.


-Nikki


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:51 am:
Texarkana, ok

When is good for you

mycin62 55F

5/7/2006 9:37 am

LOL, you are too funny)


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:54 am:
Thank you.

Did I ever mention I like nipples

OboesHonedIambs 63F

5/7/2006 10:00 am

I LOVE that Red wig! That's so you! And I do take it that you've gotten that lifetime supply of anal-eze?

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:55 am:
I hope that stuff has benzocaine in it

Fox4aKnight1 44F

5/7/2006 10:00 am

rotfl ....hugs sweetie ......LOL


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:57 am:
Thank you Foxy

rm_Bacardiman42 54M
176 posts
5/7/2006 10:12 am

Um, Just for the record, I am still as straight as an arrow...

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:58 am:
Yes, but you are too drunk to get it up other_me

rm_Mzhineyhole 37F
138 posts
5/7/2006 10:20 am

So now you know how it feels to live as someone else ?

Jeez.

I am sad


TTigerAtty 63M

5/7/2006 10:27 am

I'm just soooooooo happy for ya' sweetie! "squealing like farm animals"


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 10:58 am:
Awwwww thanks precious.

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
5/7/2006 11:08 am

"getting rid of this taste in my mouth" How far have you gone with these men?


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 11:17 am:
I have no recollection of that senator.

rm_LilBlondeNZ 41F
1028 posts
5/7/2006 11:22 am

What's with the green

Did that email come from a certain Kiwi bloke ???

I knew our relationship was too good to be true... *SOB*

At least I found out the truth before I moved there.



A


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 12:02 pm:
No, Actually the green is because that is what color the email made me turn....

And why did you call me an *SOB*?

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
5/7/2006 11:36 am

You're absolutely lovely! But..some poor guy is really going to be really heartbroken when he finds out the cruel truth. Be gentle with him!

Kiss


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 12:02 pm:
um.. He is wanting to tear my ass up and you are telling me to be gentle?

header1979 38M
507 posts
5/7/2006 12:07 pm

Hey Bard, now that you are taking a walk on the wild side (get the David Bowie CD for the song), I am beginning to wonder what you did to Spinmedown when you met him in that parking lot in Georgia. He hasn't posted in his blog since. Just how much bonding did you guys do? lol


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 1:17 pm:
Nothing more than a bottle of peach wine Header.

I swear

Really

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
5/7/2006 12:53 pm

"I think it is going to take several to get this taste out of my mouth"

Ohmygawd, she made you take the dare THAT far???!!!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 1:24 pm:
Wahine, You know me, I like to be thorough 0

digdug41 50M

5/7/2006 12:59 pm

oh yeah you've slipped off the deep end fer sure

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 1:25 pm:
You wanna come slip into this deep end?

FeistySyn 53F

5/7/2006 1:09 pm

Red is definitely your color... too sexxxaaaaaay

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:20 pm:
Thank you so very much. I thought it highlighted my desire.

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
5/7/2006 2:54 pm

Ohhhhh My Goodness.
*Hippie feels sympathy for all the men who are being led on by you, only to discover you'll be coming back to the straight team in another day*
You heart-breaker, you!
Or is that ball-breaker?

Unless, of course, you decide you like being gay too much and decide to hang around over on the other team a bit longer.... never know!
I hear men are supposed to give better blow jobs. And a cock feels WAY better in the ass than a strap-on. WAYYYYYYYYY BETTER.
Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:21 pm:
Hmmmm hippie,
I could just be a prick tease...


FunandFrisky79 42M/38F

5/7/2006 3:20 pm

OMFG! This is WAY too much fun!!!

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bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:21 pm:
I am so happy that everyone is having such a great time over my homosexuality...


clevergirl4U 59F

5/7/2006 3:28 pm

Sweetie! When your flaming photo showed up on my blog, I just HAD to run over here and give you a word of advice, from one girl to another...

You KNOW that I support your decision to FINALLY act on your latent homosexually. And I am just SO PROUD OF YOU for stepping out inspite of ridicule from your friends!!!I want you to BE the best you can BE and just break out of those hetero bonds that have repressed you!!

But I think maybe you need to contain your enthusiasm just a teensy little bit, sweetie. As a flaming femme, you may find yourself attracting the wrong kind of man. We girls often need to re-evaluate what kind of man will be attracted by the bait we use. Maybe tone it down just a little?


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:23 pm:
Ahh Clever, finally some advice I can really use.

Yes, I see your point. I really do not want to attract the paul bunyun lumberjack types. God knows I do now want to be reamed by the big blue ox, if you get my drift.

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
5/7/2006 3:30 pm

You have provided well needed laughs for me this weekend Bardic. Thank you.

Artistic


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:23 pm:
You are so welcome Artistic.

want2play926 46F

5/7/2006 4:29 pm

I am laughing so hard I can hardly breath!!!! I live in the country and as I was reading this, I heard the cows in the farm behind my house mooing......OMG what timing!

I can't take this.....LOL.................


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 4:51 pm:
Hmmmm what kind of cows?

Farm animal sounds to tend to get me hot....

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/7/2006 5:46 pm

I have to say this is the funniest of all the dares and you are doing a great job. You're a really good sport and your profile is just hilarious.


bardicman replies on 5/7/2006 6:13 pm:
Thank you Real. I do appreciate the compliment.

mangomamiCT 43F

5/7/2006 6:00 pm

Holy S**t this has got to be the best of the dares too funny Bard


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:29 am:
I don't know Mango.. I am looking at a pretty damn sweet dare right now
Damn shame though, All this hot female flesh being exposed and I am busy staring at Aascrompn.

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
5/7/2006 6:23 pm

4B ~ Oh Lord ... I see a trip to Arkansas is in order. *sigh*

Mistress Safira {=}

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bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:29 am:
Mistress, You better make it two.

MyRealLoverOne 47M

5/7/2006 8:12 pm

Have you been eatin Ass-crappins claim chowder again???


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:30 am:
I offered to toss his salad but I couldn't handle the croutons.

carebearluv2 43F

5/7/2006 8:23 pm

Bardicman...playing with the heartstrings of men and women everywhere!


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:30 am:
awwww, Now I am feeling bad...

bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:31 am:
Ok not real bad.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
5/7/2006 9:39 pm

DAMN Bard...you're making me horny!!!..What size of suit jacket do you wear by the way?..find someone your size and you could double your wordrobe overnight..LMAO

lustytaurus


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:31 am:
Great Idea, More trendy clothes for me

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
5/8/2006 1:56 am

Careful, Bard my dear, you are going to be breaking the hearts of men everywhere. You get them all excited and hopeful about finding romance with the right man and then you crush all their dreams. Be gentle.


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:32 am:
Somehow Curious.. this has got to be your fault

happyladychat 48F
3740 posts
5/8/2006 2:06 am

That is so UN-original....
Thanks for being a FUN gay and make me laugh.

Hope you can UN-gay soon.


Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


bardicman replies on 5/8/2006 7:33 am:
Thanks HappyLady.

I think it is just about time to ungay now.

rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
5/8/2006 7:21 am

I think we need an intervention here, Bard is getting a little too good at this cross dressing thing here! The letters are just the sticky, gooey icing on the cake! Bahahahahahaha


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 1:23 pm:
And to think this is coming from the man in the dress.. er kilt I mean... Yeah, he said kilt.

I still think plaid dress

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
5/9/2006 4:37 am

MY FAULT????? HOW THE HELL IS IT MY FAULT????


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 1:23 pm:
I dont know how its your fault but you have GOT to fix it

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
5/9/2006 9:51 pm

Amazing! {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:28 am:
Thank you Goddess

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
5/11/2006 9:54 pm

Oh my gawd!!!! Bardic, please stop this!!! Return to the heterosexual side of the fence!! This is too funny!!!

Lady


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