Could You Stuff that Back in for Me ?  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
1/13/2006 6:06 pm

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Could You Stuff that Back in for Me ?

I am weak, tired and weary,
I just need to lay and rest.
Winter chills, so deep and bleary,
I feel a longing in my chest.

Were you ever really with me,
Or just sweet thoughts inside my head.
The cold, chilling wind is blowing.
My peanut butter will barely spread.

And yet, I must keep on trying,
There's a rumbling in my belly.
Cold peanut butter tears fresh bread,
and leaves holes that drip jelly.

Slowly oozing, puddles of grape,
only the crust is left intact.
The lifes blood of my sandwich,
Can I ever stuff it back?

Back into the weeping holes,
of a soft and torn center of life?
I should have made a ham and cheese,
They cause so much less strife.

And yet, I sit here contemplating,
were you real or just a phony.
Fuck ham and cheese.
Fuck P.B and jelly
I'm just having bologna!!


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themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
1/13/2006 6:23 pm

cuz oscar meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!

that brought tears to my eyes ....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


caressmewell 55F

1/13/2006 6:26 pm

giggles


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
1/13/2006 6:30 pm

Just slap a slice of bologna on either side of the sandwiche to hold it all in and try to enjoy it. Or eat it open-face.

Jeez! I sound so like a perv.

Feel better, and try to enjoy what you have.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/13/2006 6:46 pm

as they say....we are what we eat....therefore having eaten bologna does that make you bologna....or just full of it?

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
1/13/2006 6:46 pm

Hey! Oldman can get it up, just give him a chance. And did you ever hear of English muffins?


pinkplaytoyz 51F

1/13/2006 6:53 pm

i feel what you're saying Bard; its quite soggy...


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 7:29 pm

Hate it when it when it oozes out the hole.

Thanks for letting all the laides on here know I can't get it up you Ugly Old Bastard.

Love ya ass.


romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
1/13/2006 8:59 pm

She says - “The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.” William Shakespeare

When the time comes, hugs are in order. And junk food.


SolarPowered0 112M
8030 posts
1/13/2006 9:19 pm

Oldman...

Don't let him get to ya. The size of his 'bologna' requires 37 slices just to cover the mustard lid (and that's single stacked!) *RITF* as Bard would say!

Bard...

Sorry, Bud!!! I take all that back - well, all but the bologna! LMAO

Solar...


themisskrissy 58F
2302 posts
1/13/2006 9:37 pm

eat it however works best spinhon!
now i am off to peruse oldmans blog...
hugs for lettimg me flirt on your time...

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 10:53 pm

Krissy - Wipe those gentle tears...



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:08 pm

Caress -



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:21 pm

Spinman.. there is an Idea that I had not considered.



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:22 pm

Lady.. Maybe I just have a big stick of all meat .......

ROFL

Probably not.



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slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
1/13/2006 11:29 pm

lol..you said "oozing"

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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:34 pm

Lianna.. Are you trying to say that oldman masturbates with english muffins???



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:41 pm

Mizz... So sorry.. I will try not to use that kind of language again.



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:43 pm

I feel you too pink.. Soggy. mmmmmmm



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bardicman 51M

1/13/2006 11:43 pm

Oldman - If you could get it up it wouldn't ooze out the hole....



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 12:11 am

Hugz and Junk Food... Hell yes She.



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 12:37 am

Solar.. you can have the bologna.. yes you can...



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 12:38 am

Krissy... you were flirting on his time.... Is time a canadian word for something.. .



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 12:45 am

Slide.. I really did didnt I.



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rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/14/2006 1:44 am

Life gives us all the answers
When we need them most
Avoid the gaping bread holes
First, just make it toast.



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catseyes23 62F

1/14/2006 3:40 am

Enjoyed the read, Bard. If it is you who have this excellent command
of the English language....I honour your craft.
Keep Smilin' and don't let your mouse bite yuh!


rm_hinkawaza 54M
371 posts
1/14/2006 9:24 am

Man that was deep, like I can totally feel your pain and anquish, the depths of epicurean hell you are enduring, you are a far stronger man than I!


yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
1/14/2006 10:32 am

Only you................

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


_Safira 55F
11260 posts
1/14/2006 11:47 am

I was picturing such an erotic spread, but you had to ruin it with the grape jelly ... I'm a strawberry preserves chickie (or orange marmelade). *mmmm*

Either way I'm with Wahine. When life tries to had you hole-y bread ... Make toast!



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_Safira 55F
11260 posts
1/14/2006 11:50 am

And oh yes ...

Oldman might be older than fuck
But I bet he can still go like a buck!

(Just my secret thought ... )

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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 11:50 am

1hot.. You got me confused with the Kiwi Hobbit boy.. He likes toast



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 11:54 am

Cats.. Thank you so very much.. *blushes*



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 11:54 am

Hinky - You sound like a man who has been there.



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 11:55 am

Yagota... you say that like its a bad thing



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rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/14/2006 3:32 pm

well sweetie, what happen to the "warming" part? if you don't stir and play then......... eg

hugs and smiles

oh and thanks for making me want a ppj I love grape jelly...mmmmmm


bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 7:08 pm

Safira.. I was picturing such an erotic spread too... But it didn't have anything to do with jelly or marmamade..... Maybe a little jam though...



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bardicman 51M

1/14/2006 7:09 pm

BCT - ***WEG***



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bardicman 51M

1/15/2006 6:45 am

Bubbalooey - Mmmmmmmmm creamy .....



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bardicman 51M

1/15/2006 11:07 am

MzHuny - The oldman is wonderful.. You should join us in chat sometime when he is in.



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