A re-occurring Halloween Story...... Thanks Snopes  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
10/30/2005 7:39 am

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A re-occurring Halloween Story...... Thanks Snopes

On the night of the masked ball, a woman developed a migraine and told her husband to go alone. Later she she felt better, so she got into her costume, which her husband had never seen. When she arrived and saw her spouse prancing around with one woman after another, she decided to get even.

Seductively, she whispered sweet nothings in his ear and after a long embrace lured him to the garden. Just before midnight, when everyone was to unmask, the woman slipped away and returned home. Her husband didn't arrive until 3 A.M.

"How was the party?" she asked.

"Dull, he said."

"Did you dance much?"

"To tell the truth," her husband replied, when I got there I saw that Pete, Bill and Fred were stag, too, so we went into the den and played poker."

"You played cards all night?" she shrieked.

"Yeah," he told her. "I gave my costume to Charlie. He said he had the time of his life."

I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/14/2005 9:17 pm

Wanna dance?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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