13. Things About My Life You Didnt Want To Know.  

bardicman 51M
7540 posts
4/10/2006 4:33 pm

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13. Things About My Life You Didnt Want To Know.

1. Within the last week 2 towns within a 60 mile radius of me were almost completely destroyed by tornado's.

2. Several small communities within a 120 mile radius of me were damaged.

3. A large part of my day job is the manufacture of precast concrete storm shelters.

4. When it storms like it has people get scared and start buying storm shelters.

5. I am working 10-12 hours a day Monday - Friday while we are so far behind.

6. I also work 3rd shift 8-9 hours a night Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday.

7. I spent the last hours of my free time last week and over the weekend trying to catch up with all the blogs on my watched list.

8. Like an idiot I added about 20 more because I really love the content and talent.

9. I am fixing to get so far behind in visiting others blogs again but I will try to keep responding on mine.

10. If I ever have time to post again.

11. I have parts of "Deliverance - The Musical" written but the next part has me temporarily hung up but it is coming soon. I am having to change my format because 20 pictures is the maximum allowed on a post.

12. I am going to take my two hour nap before I go to Wally World for my sweet 9.60 an hour. Hey it ain't much but its not bad considering I will be walking around like a zombie all night and then I will leave there and go straight to day job and drive around in a rather large truck all day.............

13. Oh yea, I found a picture of Aascrompn and Sexydisaster30. I have posted it for you all to see how hot she really is.

I am not dead yet

Seriously_Real 49M

4/10/2006 4:38 pm

Who said we didn't want to know?

--Seriously (wondering if the pick of Crompn & My Sweetie is nakey)

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:11 pm:
Yes they are Seriously.

But he can only cum on her ankles....

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/10/2006 4:57 pm

Let's see, how did that go? Hrm...if you managed your time better...

You can post 20 pics then come in and post 20 pics per comment too if you want to make the Deliverance thing longer. Of course editing would be a BITCH...and we know how it went last time.

Why do I have this visual of you guys cutting doors into septic tanks and selling then as storm shelters and no one in Arkansas noticing?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:12 pm:
Yes Daph.. the cruise scene is the longest and hardest to format..

You are close on the Storm Shelter concept.. Realllllll Close.

twirly_girl 48F

4/10/2006 4:58 pm

Wow... he's really short!


bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:13 pm:
Look at his height too, not just his penis.

TTigerAtty 63M

4/10/2006 5:00 pm

These tornados have been spooky. Pre-cast concrete storm shelters sound like they would be safer than a basement! You may working overtime all year if the weather forecasters know what they're talking about! Take care!

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:15 pm:
They are really safe TTiger. We have had a couple take direct hits in storms past and the inhabitants were safe and sound. Its a good feeling to know that your work may have saved some lives.

southrnpeach333 51F

4/10/2006 5:12 pm

That pic is too funny, and don't they look great together. Oops, sorry Seriously.

Hope you get a little rest in there somewhere Bardic.

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:16 pm:
I slip in naps where I can. If I get to tired someone gets a call.

EroticaXTC 51F

4/10/2006 6:27 pm

so what are you really saying bard?

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:18 pm:
I am saying a barely have time to stare at your picture and whack it....


4/10/2006 7:20 pm

3. A large part of my day job is the manufacture of precast concrete storm shelters.

Could a custom storm shelter of this type be ordered with embossed or "bas relief" type nekkid womens adorning the insides?

And is your too sweet, overpayed 6 Flags Chevy Chase Wally Whirled job a different one than your way too much overtime bomb shelter assembly line playtime? And if the cyclone shelter workshop job is a salaried one which pays you the same no matter how many hours you work it better include complimentay blowjob breaks and free beer for life!

My 100th remains in custody and seemingly has not even been allowed a phone call home. But I'm seriously thinking of now making an alternate consolation prize/substitute.

And I just might, right this minute, be sneaking in to steal your top ten key words for Top Ten Keywords


bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:22 pm:
Take whatever you want JJ. The duties have already been paid.

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
4/10/2006 8:02 pm

She says - How far do you guys deliver? (The storm shelters, not the Walley trucks.)

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:25 pm:
About 150 miles radius but we do have covert wally world truck cruising the hiways near you.

jadedbabe78 107F

4/10/2006 8:15 pm

lol....hot pic.

You work too damn hard! Dayum, makes me look like a lazy bum.


bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:27 pm:
Jadey, I said I was working close to 20 hours a day.. I didnt mention working hard..... And yes, I do enjoy looking at your bum

digdug41 50M

4/10/2006 8:26 pm


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:27 pm:
Thanks Digger.

This picture has been passed around more than my sister.

MaggiesWishes 61F

4/10/2006 8:33 pm

Take care now... we'll be waiting for you.

ok, pic is really really interesting, which theme park?

warm huggies

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:31 pm:
Ankle Biters Liberty Swing Club...

Thats the theme park

8337 posts
4/10/2006 8:57 pm

You live a hectic life, Bardicbro.

You seem happy though, female companion notwithstanding.

I'm anticipating Act II.

Is this when we see the "real" Ned Beatty?


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:32 pm:
Still more act 1 to go Div.

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
4/10/2006 9:13 pm

Gotta love the OT during a disaster

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:32 pm:
At this rate I will just wait another month and then go pay cash for a new bike. (motorcycle)

its_a_go 38M

4/10/2006 9:23 pm

kudos on working. you might want to cut back a little but that's a commendable work load. just keep the hair cut and the bags out of the eyes and you're doing fine.

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:33 pm:
Fuck I got confused and kept the hair from my eyes and got the bag cut ...... FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/10/2006 9:26 pm

Stop. Take a deep breath. Okay, now---wait---did you fall asleep??? Never mind. (Wahine tosses a blanket Bard's way and turns off the computer before tiptoeing back out)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:34 pm:

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
4/10/2006 10:50 pm

you know what they say darling? if you can't get your work done in 24 hours, work nights!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:35 pm:
And I do.. I think I am working 9 days a week now.


4/11/2006 12:11 am

Working that much sounds like a good enough excuse to get yourself cloned.

And weirdly Centurion of the Century's Celebratory 100th Cnote Post just showed up again at the doorstep in a stone cold stupor and without a trace of an answer about it's mystery disappearance. I scanned it and it appears intact but I'll still have to read through it slowly to see if it may have been secretly neutered. And this post definitely was sportin' a set. It does appear that it's at least been given a mickey or similarly dumbed up on some sort of "truth serum" though. But it's head should be clear enough after some sleep.

Amnesty International would be all over this one if they knew but actually I find those idjits overall much more annoying than helpful so I won't be reporting it.

And I did indeed steal your top 25 keywords which are now featured with a pimp link straight back here in my Top Ten keywords "deliberate waste of time" posting. And If I happen to make some dough from them I'll give you back twice the profit I make. (or more)


bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:37 pm:
Wooohoooooo. I like profit and stuff.

Its amazing how sometimes a post will disappear for days and then come crawling home like nothing ever happened. We should have an ambert alert for posts or something like it.

woofff 42F

4/11/2006 8:33 am

Dear You,
You know how I feel about the hours and the jobs and the frequency of the hours accumalating and adding inevitably to less time elsewhere
doing far more imaginative things with far more long term benefits like
a 'almost-sex' life online, for starters.

Now I know you know all that but I'm just making sure we're on the same page.So shall remind you where I stand once and for all.

Muuaahh *not a sexy sound admittedly....but what do you expect at this dismal rate of contact??!*


bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:47 pm:
My sweet sweetie,

Yes I do know how you feel and we are on the same page.

Muahhh.. It sounds sexy with your connotation


rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
4/11/2006 1:14 pm

Sorry to hear about all the Tornado's in your areas, as you know I am in a Hurricane zone here and it is awful. If I had to pick one or the other it would be a hurricane though. Be careful driving them big truck while you are tired.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 4:48 pm:
I know 1sweet. Everyone has it tough weatherwise at times.

Its like we have 3 choices in America.


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/11/2006 5:06 pm


hehe, cheer up!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 6:18 pm:
I always told you I was a lesbian

8337 posts
4/11/2006 5:43 pm

I almost forgot, Bardicbro!

I know a perfect song to incorporate in to your musical.

Download this:

Revolting Cocks - Beers, Steers & Queers (Remix)

This is right down your alley, bro.

It's great Industrial, and the song is a parody of "Deliverance" complete with samples taken from the movie.

You will find it interesting.

Bare your soul.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 6:19 pm:
I will have to check that out Div. Thanks.

EroticaXTC 51F

4/11/2006 5:51 pm

Whew!!! ...for a minute there, I thought something deep and mysterious had flown over my head!!

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 6:21 pm:
Sorry, I am falling asleep here. Did you say something about deep and head?

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
4/11/2006 6:00 pm

I have no words for how I feel about this...

bardicman replies on 4/11/2006 6:22 pm:
Here are a few words you can borrow.....

Funny as hell.
You da man Bard..

Anything along that line will be fine Aas.

Allsleeky 37F

4/11/2006 9:59 pm

I didn't know
was so short!

I have so many blogs on my watch list too, and I don't even have time to scratch myself!

bardicman replies on 4/17/2006 11:17 pm:
Perhaps you are taking applications for Scratcher... I would like to apply

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
4/12/2006 3:42 am

I miss you!

But I know you are busy and doing what you have to do. You guys are dealing with crazy weather too. Take care and make sure that you get some sleep.

bardicman replies on 4/12/2006 7:39 am:
I sorely miss you too girlie.

We shall catch up soon I promise.

EroticaXTC 51F

4/12/2006 4:53 am

Yes!!I did!! ...I'm glad to know you're not so far gone that I couldn't get your "ears" to perk up!

bardicman replies on 4/12/2006 7:40 am:
My "ears" definately perked up

Fox4aKnight1 44F

4/13/2006 7:25 pm

hugs Bard ......hope you get a breather soon hun.

bardicman replies on 4/17/2006 11:27 pm:
october or so.. when the fall rains start.

carebearluv2 43F

4/14/2006 3:01 pm

Wow, I didn't know Wally World paid so much..thanks for enlightening me! I am now aware that if all else fails when my current employer closes, I can always find a lucrative position as a greeter! "Hello, welcome to Wally World. You can find the condoms to your left and the pregnancy tests to your right." lol

bardicman replies on 4/17/2006 11:28 pm:

Welcome to wal-mart

clevergirl4U 59F

4/15/2006 8:17 am

As funny as the photo WAS( poor aascrompn) what caught my attention was the info on concrete shelters. We have HEAVY tornadic activity here, along WITH the hurricanes, and everyone is worried about the upcoming season. What keywords do I need for an online search for the product you make?

bardicman replies on 4/17/2006 11:30 pm:
I would just search for Storm Shelter Manufacturers in your area.

That should work. Also FEMA is offering 50% of purchase price refunded to the purchaser in many areas now.

1 post
5/16/2006 12:22 pm

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