The Things People Say Online  

barbiebunny 37F
6789 posts
2/16/2006 4:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Things People Say Online

(What They Really Mean)

"You sound interesting. I'd really like to get to know you better"
"I want sex"

" You can trust me, we're friends now"
"I've wasted enough time listening to you rambling on about your boring and monotonous life. I want sex now "

" r u M or F"
"I'm really 13 and mom doesn't know I'm surfing the internet so late in my bedroom"

" Wanna fuck" ?
" I'm really 13 and socially inept too "

"How old RU" ?
as above .. and the same for any other stupid abbreviations the dimwitted use online as though real words were rationed"

"On your knees slave"
"I'm a shoe salesman who's used to being ignored and I'd have no clue what to do next if anyone ever did take me seriously"

" I am your true Master"
" I wear a woolly cardigan and live at home with my mom and my pet gerbil Horace"

"Thats a spankable offence in this chatroom"
" I may as well see if the new girl's stupid enough to fall for it"

" Slaves must kneel on entering this chatroom and ask permission to
leave "
" I have the mental age of a child of 10 and inhabit some weird sci-fi gorean fantasy"

"You'll find that I'm a firm but fair Dom"
"I'm totally boring and unimaginative"

"I'm a bit of a brat really..giggle"
" I'm the female counterpart of the "Firm but Fair" Dom. I have no imagination either"

"I don't have a picture I can send you"
" I'm not Susie the Submissive Sex-kitten .. I'm really Bearded Bob the computer nerd."

" I don't have a recent picture I can send you"
"I'm 20 years older and/or 100 pounds fatter than I told you... and I have a wooden leg"

"I'd like to send you my picture"

" I'm desperate for someone to talk to. I'll just dig out that picture of me when I was 10 years younger and/or 30lbs thinner".

" My wifes vanilla and fully understands my need to explore D/s in online chat"
" My wife thinks I'm playing Nintendo"

"My wife and I don't sleep together any more and I feel very lonely at times"

"My wife and I screw like rabbits, but having a sub online too makes me feel kinda cool"

"I'm divorced/separated"

"I'm cruising for sex online tonight because my wife's out at the shops"

" No-one I've played with online has ever made me cum like you do"

"I've shagged every guy in the chat-room"

"I'm using online chat to explore some of my sexual fantasies in safety"

" I've shagged every guy in the chat-room and given my computer mouse and the games joystick a good seeing too as well"

" I never truly gave my submission to anyone online until I met you Master"
" I spent so much time in the past submitting to strangers online that I have callouses on my knee-caps and I call the computer Sir"

" We seem to be a little lagged sweetheart"

" I'm a bit busy secretly talking to my other master and my lesbian girlfriend on ICQ"

" I just have to re-boot my computer"
"my wife/husband just walked in on me"

" I bet you've got a lovely voice. Can I phone you, just to talk for a moment" ?
" Quick .. my wife's gone out and I want 'phone sex before she gets back"

"I will always honour the collar you gave me "
" I will take every opportunity I can to dishonour it and act like a total slut"

" Trust me. I will never betray you, Master"
"I will betray you in every way I can think of"

" I've been too busy with 'real-life to spend much time online recently "

" You bore me and I'm having cybersex every night with someone else these days anyway"

"I'll go straight to bed after we finish talking Master. Trust me, there is no-one but you, and there never will be. I love you."

" I will go straight to an orgy chatroom and have cybersex with my lesbian girlfriend, 15 strangers, oh...and maybe my other master "

love n leather

Its good to be...ME

tillerbabe 57F

2/17/2006 2:57 am

You're so silly..but so RIGHT!

DTduzDallas 51F

2/17/2006 4:10 am

lmao tell it sista **hugs**

rm_buzzbay99 52M

2/17/2006 7:49 am

A couple of additions:

Do you like role play?
I'll need you to do all the talking here and unless you stick to the student/teacher script, you'll lose me

I have a secret to tell you
I actually have a penis and a high voice... but please keep calling me Patti

I enjoyed reading your blog and wish that you are our Friends
My name is James and here's a pic I found in a Google image search for "amateur breast"

bardicman 51M

2/17/2006 2:08 pm

ROFL Bunz..

Here is a good one for you also...

Damn Bardi.. You are a sexy sexy man.
I am so glad you are 1000's of miles away from me so I can say that like I mean it.

I am not dead yet

ThumbChickStool 34F

2/17/2006 10:42 pm

You know what? I agree with Bard :: snigger :: J/K!! Further proof of why I delete most e-mails and never enter the chats around here.

cba15 48M
1 post
2/18/2006 9:35 am


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
2/18/2006 4:43 pm

I have a big dick
I have no brain

Fer fucks sake! thanks for playin cba!

Its good to be...ME

rm_PhxPhatChick 59F
202 posts
2/19/2006 12:24 am

" I wear a woolly cardigan and live at home with my mom and my pet gerbil Horace"

OMG Bunz! I'm still wiping off my monitor from that one.

Note to self . . . refrain from refreshments during the Antiblog!

danteszippo 53M
4058 posts
2/23/2006 1:46 am

but ny question to your readers is:

Does any guy find the term "sassy" enticing in any way? it reminds me of the bully girl from little house on the prairie. not attractive as a descriptive online term or part of a nick name. just thougth I'd share that with any woman thinking of using "sassy" in any capacity.

funny post, by the way.

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