The TRUE Legend of the Pink Panther.........  

barbiebunny 38F
6789 posts
1/15/2006 1:57 am

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5/27/2006 12:39 am

The TRUE Legend of the Pink Panther.........

...Uh I ment Pink BunnyNapper!
Cue McGyver theme song

EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!



Yes your Bunz and her cabana boy went out late tonight to "bunny kidnap" a neighbor bunny....See the sordid details in print SUNDAY!

Stay tuned! I cant say much as Im laying realll low...(horizontal)
U know..the down lo..from the Po Po

(flip flops and horse poop again involved!!!)
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DATELINE: SAT NIGHT

Allright...
You know SuperBunz has connections all around the Metropolis I live in, so THE Most favorite town treasure, THE REAL "PINKY ATASCADERO "(the one that the happy days character is based..no joke) meets me at my Bunny Casa as Im returning from the market with fresh shrimp and sauce for dinner.

Naturally I invite this ICON in for shrimp and we catch up. Shes helping out my neighbor across the street feed their horses (as she is a large animal expert) and reports to me her concern about their black velveteen rex bunny Mr. Wiggles.

Mr Wiggles, as she reported, was out in the cold rain and the owners "left him outside with a bunch of food in his cage thinking hed be ok for a week!"

Horrified and concerned was I. A little three pound bunny cannot be freezing cold n wet in the elements. It would cause certain illness or death. Not to mention Mr Wiggles spent part of the summer over at my house for bunny camp this year. I grew fond of the lil fella.

I thanked Pinky Atascadero for the 411 and she finished her shrimp as she had other things to do. She slipped me the name of the guy that hired her just in case. I turned to my cabana boy (who else was serving the shrimp?!) and said "Come on, we got a bunny to rescue.. bundle up its cold out there!"

We couldnt waste another moment..so I put on my white flip flops and rushed over to the neighbor house thru the "secret gates" and once we were walking to the bunny area..their dog Cujo, decided to bark wildly and were trying to settle him down goin "good cujo..nice doggie."

At that moment I realized I diddnt plan out the mission all to well as it was more of a reactionary one at that as Im staring at this barking dog wagging his tail and wondering why the hell I diddnt bring a Milk bone with me. No worries, Ill just feed Cujo the cabana boy.

SO, we trudge thru to the bunny area with our flashlight that burns out if you hold it wrong, (not to self: update equptment) and we find the area where Mr Wiggles resides. Upon inspection-- his cage was already breeched, as if some other animal tried to break in and eat poor Mr Wiggles.

His cage was soaked-- bedding soaked --and it was a crisp night of 40 degress and dropping. In otherwords..It was forkin cold!

So I carefully step over 3 feet of chicken wire that composed of his bunny run area, and realized-

Id have to get on my hands and knees to fish Mr Wiggles out of his cage. Only, I was wearing a bran new bright bubblegum pink track suit and realized it would be a trickier manuever than anticipated to get Mr wiggles out as I did not want to soil my new outfit.

BOLLLICKS!

My Trusty Cabana boy, (and now bunny napping accomplice) handed me the bunny blanket we had ready in the carrier. I put it down at bunnys cage and I carefully balanced my knees on it as I gingerly grabbed a scared bunny from his cage and came to Mr Wiggles' rescue.

BOLLICKS!

My feet slipped because the ground was all muddy, poopy, and yep-- my toes landed once again in the cold freezing mud manure.

&^%$%* This stinks!


SO my Cabana boy gets the carrier in position and with one fast move I put Mr wiggles in the carrier, stand up and dont even soil my tracksuit. TRIUMPHANT!!!

I hear a blood curdling yelp... "
YEOOW Bunz My finger My finger!"


In my ninja quick swoop I had caught my cabana boy's finger in the door of the carrier....and of course Cujo the friendly dog was still barking like mad.

Just when it couldn't get worse.. I scan a poliece explorer turn up onto my street...My cabana boy quietly states.. "Perhaps Mz Bunny, you need to practice your bunnynapping techniques more. They appear quite rusty."

*GIVES THE CABANA BOY THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW*

Bollicks! Its the Po Po!

Walking down the driveway my accomplice of course is dressed darkly but he diddnt understand the way of the superhero. See.. Im the girl thats AUTHORIZED...always... as in authorized people beyond this point..and we have a special confident walk..so pair that with my bright pink track suit,bright blonde hair I looked SO CONSPICUOUS that there would be no way that I would be a would-be bunnynapper! HAH!

SO the Po-Po looked at us with carrier in hand and cruised on by and never stopped. Yes, it seems I am invisible to the police.

(another trick of a superhero)

So with Cujo biting the ankles of the cabana boy we slid out the back gate to across the street where Mr Wiggles celebrated being warm and fed and doing his celebratory dance of...

Dig dig dig.. Wiggle wiggle wiggle bootie dance!

Fini



Its good to be...ME


bardicman 51M

1/15/2006 2:18 am

ooooo I cannot wait...



I am not dead yet


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
1/15/2006 10:13 am

It is Sunday...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
1/16/2006 7:37 am

Agreed. Your bunny napping techniques are indeed rusty...


ThumbChickStool 34F

1/16/2006 10:43 am

Remind me never to invite you to my next "animal-napping" adventure. Although I might have to call you up for baby-sitting.


bardicman 51M

1/16/2006 1:27 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA... Once again.. the feel of shat between your toes..



I am not dead yet


DTduzDallas 51F

1/17/2006 4:45 am

lmao


MeshyGrainBaggy 49M
3 posts
1/21/2006 11:46 am

Looking forward to the next episode of the Bunny Liberation Front!! LMAO!! Show us how it's done girl!! ;D


slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
1/22/2006 11:26 pm

I'm sure Mr.Wiggles is very appreciative. That's cool you did that...and whats even more impressive, is your outfit remained intact. A true sign of a caped crusader. Well done. Bunz.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


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