New Iraq Strategy  

barbiebunny 37F
6789 posts
2/15/2006 3:44 pm

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New Iraq Strategy

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Colorado (excluding Boulder and Aspen), Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the Iraq problem to be over by Friday.

Thank you for your time & patience

Its good to be...ME

norprin5 56M

2/16/2006 7:31 am

now, why didn't this happen 4 years ago?

King Nor XVIII

Plano69 55M

2/16/2006 8:29 am

ROFL! Woohoo! Barbie for President!

TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
2/16/2006 10:11 am

and their battle cry is "Hey Y'all! Watch this!"

bardicman 51M

2/16/2006 10:57 am

Git "R" Done !!!!

That's funny, I don't care who ya' are. If you can't laugh at that you need to jest git up an leave.

I am not dead yet

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
2/16/2006 6:05 pm

What? they killed Big E? where's my gun!!!!

boydcounty 68M

2/16/2006 7:47 pm

So the Bush Administration, in their infinite wisdom, posted this elite fightin' force to that terrorist haven in Louisiana guardin' all those FEMA mobile homes they bought and didn't bother to give to Katrina refugees...


vanna4u 39F

2/16/2006 10:00 pm

it seems like you are somebody that I know?

tillerbabe 57F

2/17/2006 2:59 am

OMG! You're "silly" and "WRONG"! LOL!

You sure have a purty mouth!

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
2/18/2006 4:42 pm

*gigglin* well its time to "Git er Done" over there ..sheesh!

Its good to be...ME

Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
2/23/2006 3:38 pm

barbie, I think they are called "marines". Your unit sounds like everyone in my bother-in-law's unit out of Camp Lejeune.

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