Dads I Swear....  

barbiebunny 37F
6789 posts
7/15/2006 11:53 pm

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7/20/2006 10:44 am

Dads I Swear....

For those of you that are new...I need to explain he's a soundbyte. The stuff he says are so concise and useful..it blows me away sometimes..and now I laugh and realize as soon as I hear one of those one-liners im doomed to an adventure as if he is Karma himself.

This weeks story revolves around a time when we were walking the sheepdogs in the desert as they ran their little tails off, Dad drives his SUV. He looks over at me, out of nowhere and says.....

"NEVER CAMP IN A WASH!"

Ok lemme explain to you just exactly what happened to my brain at that moment. Imagine throwing the car in reverse barreling down the highway at high speeds. Imagine that feeling you get at the chiropractor when he pushes down to adjust your back and nothing snapps...that u know there isnt a word ...not even WTF covers its that ..??????????

WHAT DAD????

"NEVER CAMP IN A WASH"
he repeated.

Still..I had no IDEA what he ment. And he secretly knew itd drive me berzerk trying to figure it out...And you wonder where I get my masochistic streak from..sheesh...

Dad, what does that mean?? and What is a wash???

"LET ME SHOW YOU" he gleefully said..and he made a sharp left in the desert, off the usual doggie run track we had been going on the past week.

Oh shit..I know this giggle before... right before I usually crap my pants and squeese my buttcheeks so tight I bite the seat Im sitting on...

(to be continued)


Its good to be...ME


tootsiedippin 54M/54F
1078 posts
7/16/2006 12:23 am

Never pass up a chance to ask Bunzi...

Dippin < --- Smurf at large


barbiebunny replies on 7/17/2006 8:59 pm:
Dippinsmurf..u got that right thank you

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
7/16/2006 6:33 am

Well as soon as you said "never camp in a wash" My brain kicked in and I knew exactly what he was talking about... I pictured the wash flash filling... You and your tent being washed away.

My mother is the worst about saying things out of the blue.... You can be talking about the grocery store and what you need and right in the middle of the sentence she will say something like... "the needle hurt" and then go right on with the list... What she ment was... she had been to the doctor earlier in the week and they gave her a flu shot and the needle hurt that time where other times when she got the flu shot it didnt hurt and she doesnt understand why it hurt this time, but maybe the nurse that gave her the shot mught have stuck her bad or something. next time she will ask for a different nurse.

Now I dont know how I was supposed to get all of that from one line in the middle of another conversation... but thats how my mother talks.


barbiebunny replies on 7/17/2006 8:59 pm:
LOL....ure right technically...lol but theres more to the story!

kokopelli_123 52M

7/17/2006 10:41 am

'cause you never know when it's gonna rain.
Your dad sounds like a hoot!
XO


barbiebunny replies on 7/17/2006 8:58 pm:
Koko.... I know for SURE...you and him would be the best of friends! LOL

foxxxydiva 38F  
50 posts
7/20/2006 12:59 am

    Quoting floydian_slips:
    ?????????????????????

    “stay tuned kiddie and hers a towel to wipe yourself off”

    Umm yes, undeniably the mating call of the blonde, barren, comes complete w/own boy-toy So.Cal. Beach bunny Gen-Xer. You’d love my granddaughter.

    Well, excuszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze me for interrupting your fun.
If you would have taken the time to read the rest of the blog, you would see that my twin is the total package. Brains, Brawn, Blonde AND BEAUTY. You asinine behavior and abrasive unsolicited commentary is such an insignificant interruption in her "fun" that it lacks the motivation to become a speed bump. Now move your geriatric scooter/trike driving ass before this gen NEXT er runs it over, you are fucking up my RPM's.

FYI she probably would love your granddaughter. She is such the total package, she pulls more pussy in 5 min than you have had in your almost 5 decades...Dont fuck with my twinnie just because you are pissed off they wont change the channel on the TV in the home to supermarket sweep.

*straightening bra and getting panties out of a twist* back to our regularly scheduled blogging *dropping mic chris rock style*


barbiebunny replies on 7/20/2006 1:48 am:
sIve given slip the slip..i banned his ass but thanks diva momma for backup from fucktards!

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