rude taxi driver  

IronsFetesSinai 57M
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1/31/2006 10:47 am

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rude taxi driver

"Los Mina!"


IronsFetesSinai 57M
225 posts
1/31/2006 10:50 am

A man walks out of a Bingo parlor broke, without one red cent. It was very late at night, so he walked over to the only taxi that was available at that time of night.



He told the taxi driver, “I would like to go to Los Mina.”



The taxi driver replied, “that’ll be $200 upfront.



The man answered, “Tell you what, I don’t have the $200 right now, because I lost all my money at Bingo. However, if you take me there, I’ll give you $300 upon arrival.



The taxi driver refused and kisked the man out of his cab yelling obscenities at him.



A few months later, the man returned to the bingo parlor and and won $10,000. As he walked out of the parlor and saw the line of awaiting taxicabs, he remembered the rude taxi driver who refused his offer, and decided to get back at him.



After thinking about how to get back at the driver, he went to the first taxicab in the row, and asked, “how much is it to Los Minas?” The taxidriver replied, “$200.” Then the man told the driver, “I’ll give you $600 if you take me and give me a blow job upon arrival.” The taxi driver said no, so the man then went to the next taxi, then the next and the next with the same offer. All said no.



He then came upon the taxi driver who refused his ride a few months back, and asked him how much it was to go to Los Minas. The driver replied, “$200.” The man then said, “I’ll give you $300 if you take me there, and on the way out you put down your window and smile at your colleagues while waving and scream… “I’m going to Los Minas!”


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