My night in the barrel  

babybuttman 70M
13 posts
2/14/2006 8:35 am

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3/8/2006 10:02 am

My night in the barrel

You know the old joke, but it seems I've been in this barrel forever, and nobody comes by. Wait, I hear someone approaching....what? They're sniffing my ass! Now they're putting their nose in it....and it's so cold! OMG, now they're licking my ass! But now they're leaving....wait! Come back! I turn around to see who it was....it was a damn dog! Just my luck.

Probably the worst joke I ever heard. Or was it the best?:

The hillbilly's daughter asks her dad, "Pa, can I take the truck to town?" Pa says, "Sure, little darlin', but you know what you have to do." "Yes, Pa." she says, and gets down on her knees and starts to give him a hummer. "Eww Pa! It's tastes like sh*t!" she exclaims. "Oh darn!" says Pa. "I done forgot....your brother already took the truck."


CREAMYPUDDLES 54F
108 posts
2/18/2006 1:50 am

stopping by to say hi...just saw your comment, it's so late now I'll look for it tomorrow...
BB,
Cherie'


babybuttman 70M

2/20/2006 6:51 am

Hi, thanks for stopping by. Love to hear more from you.
Does "BB" stand for "Bed and Breakfast" ?


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