babyblueeyez12 48F
6 posts
4/8/2006 7:54 pm

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4/24/2006 7:54 am


PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters
when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio
skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and
asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad
Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said,
"Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled
out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to
Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."
SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him,
knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie
to me!"

Did you know...Captain Hook died from jock itch.

One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during
her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of
a tree."
Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to
do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her
legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick
in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

roguebiggs 40M

4/8/2006 11:46 pm

Very funny got a kick out of all them

FunBob642 53
2 posts
4/9/2006 6:08 pm

Oh, to be Pinocchio!! Ride me baby, ride!!!

cockldoodleyou 65M

4/19/2006 4:05 pm

Just imagine me wanting to do anything to please you. I absolutely love to eat pussy, and I'm very good. I've had a lot of practice. I would fullfil your needs before I would consider my own rocks, but if you swallow, than that would make my day. I absolutely promise discretion, because I need your discretion and trust. I need to trust that you are disease free, as I am. (The pussy that I have been practicing on is clean and I want it to stay that way.) If you have any requests or hidden desires, I will do whatever is possible to fulfill your dreams, wants and needs. If you want unbridled passion, look at me. I want to eat you pussy so bad I can taste it. If you want to be in control, no problem. I would rather take it slow and be sure we have mutual trust. Believe me, I can satisfy you. I would carress your love canal with my tongue and fingers, stroke your ass if you like. You will cum first all the time. This is how I operate and this is how I can guarantee your satisfaction. Imagine me wanting you absolutely and completely. Do you want to be in control? Do you want a guaranteed good time and no risk of disease? I know how to eat pussy, I've been doing it all my life. You cumming is more important than me. It's funny, I like the wanting sometimes better than the getting. When I ejaculate, my whole passion drains and that disappoints me. Strange as it sounds, I sometimes want the passion more than the ejaculation. I wouldn't complain if you like to suck cock and swallowed my cum. That would be cool, but that's not a necesity for me. The necessity is that you cum in my mouth with my fingers up your holes. The necessity is that I fulfil your desires. I want to leave you fucking satisfied. I'm basically an average looking guy, but you're not marrying me, you'd be my fuck buddy. If you enjoy satisfying other people's needs, then you might get off absolutely rocking my world. Would that make you feel great, first being the object of my complete passion, and then returning the favor and sharing your fucking fantastic body with me? Let's somehow figure out how to get to the next step. Did I light a spark in your cunt? Let me leave you limp. Have you ever had multiple orgasms? Do you want them? I can do that for you, until you just can't take it anymore. I can wear you out. I leave my wife smiling, but she doesn't look like you. And she doesn't swallow. Do you have passion? Do you want disease free passion with a guarantee? I can not sent you my face photo until we get to the next step and establish trust and groundrules. I'm not bad looking, probably better looking than average. You would not be ashamed to be seen with me.

SirMounts 104M

4/23/2006 3:31 am

LOL! May your adventures on here be as entertaining to you, as the stories that you shared, are to us.
Welcome to the blogs, babyblueeyez. *smiling*

rm_nprmeeting 55M

5/9/2006 10:18 am

Discretion is a good thing.

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