need help, lost belly button  

rm_author7 64M
5 posts
5/30/2006 1:37 pm

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6/13/2006 7:52 am

need help, lost belly button

Don't laugh I'm serious.

My problem is I need a new way to introduce the topic. I have developed a few chat up lines around the subject but I really really need some new ones.

Can anybody help??????????

maybe I'll post the existing lines. in the meantime let your mind run riot.


alchemistz9 58M

5/30/2006 2:07 pm

Virgin birth?
Your penis doubled as an umbilical cord?
You're a REAL test-tube baby?
You're only imagining that other people have them ?( a disorder similar in type to penis envy, but I can't think of a snappy enough title)
You're the only person you know (or in the world, for all we know) who really can have a flat stomach?

Hope that gets the ball rolling.

P.S. If you did have one - which would you prefer an innie or an outie? - That's a very interesting question - I'm gonna put that up as a poll on my blog.

Thanks for being the catalyst in that piece of thinking.

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
5/30/2006 2:13 pm

hi author

i clicked on your post as it made me giggle .......

way back, in a room of many guys ... and me a lil tipsy, ... i spoke that line loudly many offers of help ....... like knights to a damsel in distress.......turned out to be a very very interesting and fantacy fulfilling evening


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