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rm_aspalathos 58M
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5/5/2006 12:03 am

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aspalathos

This can be fun....

Seven Kinds Of Sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you
are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the hallway you both say, "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.


dollyluv26969 38F

9/16/2007 5:09 pm

This is classic.It gave me a good laugh. Thank you. Peronally I will take some of 1,2 and 3 but if it gets to 4 I'm leaving. LOL


DESIRIOUSRHYMES 68F
488 posts
10/25/2007 11:26 pm

You forgot the kinky sex, which is every which way. LOL

Why did you give up on the blog...good post!

"Stay well & swell."

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