5 Types of Sex  

angelwoarose 42F
211 posts
3/12/2006 7:44 pm

Last Read:
3/17/2006 8:27 pm

5 Types of Sex

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of
sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F--- You".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

Ooops. Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each
month, but not enough to live on!


crazygurl2xx 58F

3/12/2006 8:05 pm

smurf sex...yum!


rm_scionsteve05 33M
3 posts
3/14/2006 4:10 pm

i love kitchen sex!!!!And smurf sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hell even bedroom sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


rm_scionsteve05 33M
3 posts
3/14/2006 4:10 pm

i love kitchen sex!!!!And smurf sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hell even bedroom sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rm_scionsteve05 33M
3 posts
3/14/2006 4:11 pm

opps sorry about that!


easy_8 57M

3/17/2006 6:58 pm


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