start this one with high pitch annoying girly voice...  

angelplusdevil 41F
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5/3/2006 6:38 pm

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4/10/2007 5:17 pm

start this one with high pitch annoying girly voice...

awww, what cute dogs you have! can i pet them?

--um, you can pet the schnauzer, yet the other dog...its not mine.

they looooooooove each other. isn't it great they found each other

--this woman has got to be crazy if she thinks i am taking another pet home.

what name are ya going to give the new pup?
--ok here's where i can make a new friend or be brutally honest

did ya hear me sweetie?

--yes, i did!

well?

--ok, andy doesn't want a new brother or sister or what-eva that thing is. i luv dogs, but i don't know where that one came from and i don't intend to take it home.

GASP! how can you leave this cute baby out here all alone?

--a-hem...i HAVE that cute baby (pointing at andy) and he has taught me one is more than a fucking handful.

the rest of the conversation is just a bunch of mutters not worth sharing.



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