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angelplusdevil 42F
333 posts
5/3/2006 3:17 am

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5/5/2006 1:51 pm

show only to who i want

so are ya feeling better?, sweet good-looking neighbor asked;(the one that caught me puking while taking my dog for a walk). um enough to hang ten to the local tiger mart and slap down $4 for a measely 20oz 7up and one package of ritz crackers. where is the justice in that?

i walk swayingly out the door thinking, i feel eyes gazing upon me, but why?
aside from my broken glasses and perfectly uncombed hair...someone is staring. i turn, hello, i say quickly to a naval officer who happens to catch my hello and offer to open my car door. frankly i find that odd, when he says, those are some cute pants you are wearing. then i realise, um, yeah so cute cuz i am showing my ass crack. damn, was so numb i didnt even notice. i grab my little yoga pants and yank them up. damn, i'm into shit like this but not when i am sick. bye, navy dude...i dont give out my number to men that see my ass line before i have the decency to expose it.

do i feel better? i might answer today after a second 7up. this time i am using the ties on a fresh pair of yoga pants.

mundarikos 41M
423 posts
5/3/2006 4:00 am

hi plus!
couple of things, cute dog... so sweet, apparently not jsut mans best friend!
number two, please stick an e on the end of heroin.
great blog

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
5/3/2006 11:28 am

ass cracks.....mmmmmmm (done in Homeresque style)

shispook 48F

5/5/2006 1:34 pm

ye still get to call them 7 up there? we have to call it shite



crap name fer a crap drink

they changed it a while ago

just the way they fucked up the 'Marathon'

Snickers ....fuck off...I liked MARATHON fer a name, what asshole came up with SNICKERS?????????

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