godzilla as my best friend  

angelplusdevil 42F
333 posts
4/21/2006 4:02 pm

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5/3/2006 6:11 am

godzilla as my best friend

what would you do if you woke up one morning to realize that you had grown to be 50ft tall? would it be lonely?

think of the publicity you would get if you had an enormous penis or vagina. talk about uninhibited exhibition.

i would go dance with godzilla. she always was my favorite monster.

perhaps the statue of liberty would become by personal toy (like a blow-up doll).

wonder if apache helicopters would swarm around me? ya know thats just gotta be annoying as hell. i'd make a fly swatter out of some chain link fence and squash em like normal pesty bugs.

why cant we leave the completely bizarre yet harmless alone? you know being 50ft tall or not, we all just wanna be luved...

world peace starts where you accept others for who they are. simple concept vs. simple-minded/ignorant people, how history would repeat itself.

think jack n the beanstock.
think mother nature against giant deformities; giants die at a early age.
think whales and our never ending harpooning.

seems like you wouldn't be 50ft tall for long. you'd be dead.

so, changing my mind, i'd go out with a bang...fuck with cars, squishing em, especially authoritative ones with horrendous shrieky noises. reaching inside metro buses. dumping people out. of course not actually hurting anyone. go to textile mills and wrap up in bolts of new armani fabric. drop by the white house to use the bathroom. sit on an andes mountain, when the sun sets at dusk.assuming they don't nuclear bomb my ass, before the sun sets.

i wanna hear your 50ft rendition. pass it along to me. godzilla would be proud!

mattj1094 46M

4/21/2006 8:16 pm

I would be the godzilla you see on tv with a mix of king Kong added in gotta love the ladies

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
4/21/2006 8:18 pm

lmao... thinking pervie thoughts about what I'd do if you're 50 ft tall...

oh.. and you could carry me to the top of the Empire state building while I looked pretty in my white dress and screamed a lot..

angelplusdevil 42F
203 posts
4/21/2006 9:09 pm


L00king4Fun67 50M
18 posts
4/22/2006 12:25 am

Imagine trying to find clothing....A woman would require a 3 ring circus tent sized bra. Call The Gap and request a pair of pants with a 350 waist. OH MY GAWD!! Of course, trying to find a subcompact that you could drive would be impossible. =0)

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/22/2006 2:49 pm

LMAO...that would create all sorts of problems wouldn't it...LOL


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/23/2006 9:28 am

Hey AngelPlusDevil...just wanted to say I featured you and a few other ladies in my last post...WHAT WOULD A SEX ANGEL BE LIKELOL

I hope you like it.


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