Wrinkles  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
3/1/2006 11:17 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wrinkles

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Friday.


timberwolf6972 45M

3/1/2006 11:56 pm

Lmao, very funny!


HBowt2 60F

3/2/2006 12:24 am

Wicked......


rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
3/2/2006 6:58 am

that just goes to prove that diamonds are a girl's best friend


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/2/2006 7:17 am

Timberwolf....it IS funny, isn't it?

Mzhuny...I'm sure you could get away with it....no one would think you needed ironing! lol

Hbowt2 ....thanks for stopping by...Come back again soon.

Gentle...You got that straight! Finally a man who knows what a girl wants. lol Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Hope to see you again soon.


TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
3/2/2006 7:32 am

hahahahahaha. ol lord. too funny


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/2/2006 11:12 am

Citizen....I knew you'd appreciate this one! You are too cute!


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
3/2/2006 2:09 pm

I can feel the luv! Or was it a cold chill? Diamonds may be safer, good call Gentle.

It was the funniest thing I've heard all day!


rm_zoey4u22 54F
24 posts
3/2/2006 2:15 pm

oh my that was so funny. I will have to remember that one. Thank you for the laugh.

~ You will get WET on this RIDE! ~
HUGS


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/3/2006 6:21 am

Horny....glad I could make you laugh! Have a good one!


CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
3/3/2006 5:10 pm

OMG, thank YOU for the chuckle. The bastard deserved it!

Hugs from us ...


rm_lucytart 51F
590 posts
3/3/2006 9:41 pm

So true! Do they really think we don't notice that they don't notice??


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/4/2006 4:12 am

Cantonohcouple.....I think he deserved it too! This one made me laugh also. ~hugz~


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/4/2006 4:13 am

lucytart.....I guess they do think that! And welcome to my blog...come again soon. And I will check out yours as well!


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