Sex Rocks  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
5/3/2006 7:19 am

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Sex Rocks

It was bound to happen sooner or later. I have a little bag of toys by my bed. You know....the silver bullet....the pink rabbit....the blue dolphin. Sounds colorful, doesn't it? It also has altoids, and Sex Rocks......oral sex candy. Now, we've never opened these, or tried them....but they are there.

So, the other day my grandson found this box of candy on the floor by my bed. I didn't see it until it was too late...but he picks it up and he reads it....."Sick Rocks". (good thing he reads phonetically, isn't it? lol) "What's this Nanny?", as he hands me the package. Now, I think quick....and I haven't tried these....but I was under the impression that they were like pop rocks and exploded in your mouth or something. So, I told him they were exploding candy. "Can I have one?" So, looking at the package, and seeing they were menthol candy, I said sure.

But he didn't want it for himself.....he went running from the room to give it to his mommy! And then he waited for it to explode in her mouth! And it didn't. So, my daughter says to me, "I hate to tell you Mom, but you got ripped off...this didn't explode....its just like a menthol cough drop!"

Read the box.......pop one in your mouth and watch HIM exlode! Going now to hide the toys.....AND the candy!!!!

firestarter665 44M/40F

5/3/2006 7:34 am

LMAO!! Great story!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:23 pm:
firestarter....I have to admit that it makes me giggle every time I think of it. Thank God for the innocence of children.

fantasylover_05 63M

5/3/2006 7:46 am


So tell me Sweet Sexy Angel... did you tell your daughter? LOL LOL

That is just so darned funny!!!

I guess you are THANKFUL he did not dicover the TOYS and bring THEM TO HIS MOM!!!

I can't stop LAUGHING!!! (I am sure you can HEAR me all the way there can't you?) LOL LOL LOL LOL

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:26 pm:
Fantasylover.....I CAN hear you laughing clear across the east coast! Actually, I am glad that he didn't find the toys....and I'm making sure they are out of sight now. But his mommy knows that I have them....I even bought both of my daughters a silver bullet of their own for Christmas! lol

digdug41 50M

5/3/2006 7:57 am

ROFL oh thats classic gotta luv them darn kids huh angel

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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:26 pm:
Dig....I can hear that laugh of yours too my friend! Yep....gotta love kids!

HighPocKets1938 79M

5/3/2006 8:23 am

OOOPS, Quick thinking dear, but I betcha Mom still got a bigger kick out of it than you did.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:27 pm:
Highpockets...I do think quick on my feet. And Mommy did get a laugh out of it when I told her later in private what it was!

seek_u_topia 52M

5/3/2006 8:28 am

That is hilarious! love it...let me know if they do make him explode. If so, maybe i'll get those for a special someone.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:28 pm:
Seeku....I'll let you know! I guess the theory is that the mentol in the candy gives an extra thrill to the man or woman receiving oral sex.

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
5/3/2006 8:40 am

Rasberry Red, Lemon Yellow, Orange Orange.
Blue moons, Green clovers...
Maybe you have Trix on Lucky Charms under the bed. Hmmm Trix? Lucky Charms? Could be another name for the toys.

You got out of that one easy. Next time give the grandson some of the gum that turns your tongue black.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:29 pm:
SR....those would be good names! And trust me...once he reads a little better...I'd be sunk! Toys going under lock and key now!

ilsuconu 58M

5/3/2006 8:40 am

Oh to be young and curious again! (Oh, wait... I AM young and curious! if we can agree that 46 is still young and "curious" is just another euphamism for "lonely".)

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:30 pm:
Ilsuconu....oh you bet I agree that 46 is still young! And I wish you weren't lonely....only curious.

saddletrampsk 55F

5/3/2006 8:48 am

thats so cute..

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:32 pm: sure is one of those moments that I'll never forget. Maybe when he is grown and married....I'll tell him the story!

spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
5/3/2006 8:52 am

My goodness I laughed for a long time this reminded me of the time I was getting dressed to go out:
I went into my room where I find my 11 year old daughter bare assed naked in my bed she jumped 10 feet as I entered the room so I asked her "what are you doing?" she said "nothing" complete silence as I get the clothes from the closet as I turn to walk out of my room I hearMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what the hell is that? I pull back my covers she had the Hibachi Wand plugged into the wall she couldn't turn it off fast enough.

All I could say was "haven't I told you about messing with my stuff without permission? Get out of my room now" When she left the room I called her dad and I died laughing he didn't think it was funny! but I reminded him "You're a freak, I'm a freak it stands to reason we'd produce at least one freak" I had to have a long talk with her and naturally I offered her one more her speed she declined but the whole thing still tickles the shit outta me!!!

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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:33 pm: your story was funny! Poor girl....caught in the act. At least you went and talked to her about it afterwards!

SweetDarlinAngel 41F
2996 posts
5/3/2006 9:14 am

That was great! It make me feel better about convincing my son that the sounds he heard when I masterbated in the shower (and he caught me in the act!) were because I was practicing being a monster for later when we played!!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:34 pm:
Angel....oh my! That is funny. I'm going to have to remember that one.....practicing my monster noises! Good thinking.

Westhill19 54M

5/3/2006 9:23 am

Great post,you make me laugh,thanks.
Take it easy...

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:34 pm:
Westhill....thanks! I'm always happy to make someone laugh!

mycin62 56F

5/3/2006 9:40 am

LOL! Note to self, hide the "toy" box in a better place

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:35 pm:
Mycin....absolutely right! Hide those toys in a better place. That is on my list for today also.

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
5/3/2006 10:08 am

OMGoodness...that was so funny lol

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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:37 pm:
Sula....when I told my husband that night...he laughed so hard about it. It was just one of those moments!

sexyariesgirl 59F

5/3/2006 10:17 am

Oh Angel you are too funny darlin! I laughed so hard I cried! Know that my thoughts are with you this week and in the coming weeks of recovery as well!

Power To FOK

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:38 pm:
Sexyariesgirl.....thank you so much! I am hanging onto those thoughts and prayers! They are giving me more strength than you know.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/3/2006 10:24 am


Sounds like to me you got ripped off on your oral sex

Great blog , thanks for sharing.

Mr.Bambi and I would like to let you know that our prayer's are with and keep up the faith.

Team Bambi

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:39 pm:
Team two always make me smile....and never more than today. Thank you for your prayers....and I will always be grateful for those like you who are standing with me on this one. Hold on tight to one are so blessed to have each other.

Scooterbabe4u 81F

5/3/2006 11:06 am

Oh Thank You!!!! Lesson learned = My toys are now under lock and key.(Key on chain around neck)
And now that they are, Dam Thats funny!!!!!

Many Blessings with a strong box in mind.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:40 pm:
Scooter....I guess we all need to think about where to put those toys of ours, don't we? Lock and key is the best with young children around!

horny4770 61M
8158 posts
5/3/2006 11:46 am

Leave it to the innocence of a child; if it can be found, a kid can find it! Too funny!


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:41 pm:
Horny....isn't that the truth?

freetime648 53F

5/3/2006 12:13 pm

OMG...that is too funny....well none the wiser if he or his mommy knew what they were...

xx FREETIME648 xx

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:41 pm:
Freetime...I actually told his mommy later in private...and she cracked up laughing about it!

rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
5/3/2006 12:23 pm

what a grandma!

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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 12:42 pm:
Freelove....yep! I'm one hot granny! lol

micahbiguns 52M

5/3/2006 1:14 pm

lmao that was good quick thinking for an oldster lol

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:34 pm: little pipsqueak! An oldster, huh???????

HBowt2 60F

5/3/2006 3:11 pm

Angel....candy and glitter....I think you really know how to live....great story....

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:36 pm:
HB.....I know....this has been one heck of a week already!

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
5/3/2006 3:30 pm

You have all the fun(ny) stuff happen to you.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:37 pm:
Cru....I'm trying to decide if thats the case....or if I'm just trying to see all the fun....and funny stuff in my life right now. If I don't laugh, I might cry.

caressmewell 55F

5/3/2006 3:47 pm are one grandmother that's got it going on!!! Cute story.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:37 pm:
Thanks Caress....This grandma tries hard!

VATraveler1948 69M

5/3/2006 3:52 pm

Well, did he eat all of the "Sick Candy"? Or is there some left for you to experiment with. I know the idea behind the Altoids, is this something along those lines?

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:38 pm:
VAT....I think it is the same theory as the Altoids...and adds an additional "thrill and chill" to oral sex. And yes, there are plenty left....he only took one to his mommy! Wanna be my next experiment?????

oldude1946 72M

5/3/2006 4:56 pm

Damn, all I have beside my bed is the TV control

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:40 pm: toy bag??? I'm going to have to send you some of these along with the glitter lotion!

rm_impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
5/3/2006 5:09 pm

You know of course that Humor is the BEST medicine. One day, when you need it most, I'll tell you the story of my children (who were going through DARE at the time) finding my "memory" bong. Hysterical...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:41 pm:
Imp.....I'm going to hold you to that story telling! Humor IS the best medicine!

loadeddice05 45M

5/3/2006 6:07 pm

yeah!! You really need a better place than under the bed!! Maybe in the closet?? He'll probably be looking for it now!! KIDS!! Gotta love em'. Mines eating his hardcover book right now!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:42 pm:
Loaded.....eating his hard cover book???? Too funny! Yes, I need a better place than under the bed! I do love kids....they keep me young.


5/3/2006 7:11 pm

lmao... I removed all liquid away from my desk
before i read this.. thank gwaddddddddddd.. your too funny

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you choose what you comprehend.
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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 7:43 pm:
Mrsmuffland....I'm glad you saved the monitor tonight! I missed you under the stars tonight....I took my grandson roller skating. But I was driving him home at that time...and I looked up and thought about you.

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
5/3/2006 9:12 pm

lmao...them damn kids find everything don't they

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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angelofmercy5 replies on 5/3/2006 9:48 pm:
Yep! You're right....they do find everything! But it does make for some funny situations sometimes. Thanks for stopping by my blog!

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
5/4/2006 5:34 am

Great story!


Ah! Wrong application of product!

"........pop one in your mouth and watch HIM exlode!" They forgot to tell you what else to put in your mouth!!!!

Halls Menthol or Fisherman's Friends are cheaper!

And a Scotch Mint (Ganong Bros, St. Stephen, NB, Canada) are better and more effective than TUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/4/2006 8:02 am:
Labio....your comments always make me smile. Yes, I think you are right, a Halls would be cheaper! And probably just as effective!

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
5/5/2006 10:35 pm

Reminds me of the time that my son found my box of tampons in the bathroom!! I found him after had unwrapped nearly the whole box and was busy playing with them!!! He was just laughing and saying "tank tank" I was in shock as I watched unwrapp one, and force the tampon through the other end across the room like a rocket of some sort!! Totally embarassing!!!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/6/2006 8:42 pm:
Lady....aren't kids great??? You just never know what they are going to do next, do you?

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