SEXUALLY CHARGED WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
2/3/2006 5:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

SEXUALLY CHARGED WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN

Ok…maybe it’s the leftover effect of the sleeping drugs….but I’m having a hard time cleaning this kitchen.

I’m standing at the sink, washing some pans…looking at the window, and thinking how nice it would be for a man to kiss my neck, and press himself against me…..and scratch my back cause it sure itches! And then I pick up the spaghetti fork thingy…hmmmmm. I bet I could scratch my back with this. And man does it feel good. Of course, now I have to wash it again.

So, back to the sink, and the window, and my horny thoughts. I’m trying to get the sprayer on the sink to work ( my husband “fixed it”…enough said?) And sometimes it sprays, and sometimes it doesn’t. Just when I thought it would never worked it did. Aimed right at me…..sprayed me in the face…got my nightie all wet. And instead of being mad…..it made me want to rub my nipples through that wet nightie. Not exactly a wet t-shirt…but close.

Time to wipe down the counter tops. And my hand lands on the bananas to move them. Hmmmmmm……banana? Divintydesires blogged about bananas lately. Bananas Anyone So, I decided to play with the banana a little….. Ran it down over my now wet nipples….touched a little between my legs… I am so wet and horny. Would it be so wrong to just see what it felt like inside me? Now, I know I’d have to throw the thing away....but what could be more perfect....use it and throw it away. No emotional attachment....no worries about a phone call tomorrow....no reason for my husband to be jealous. Yes, it sounded perfect.

It didn’t feel too bad either. So, I took that poor banana to places it never dreamed of going. And I got closer and closer to falling off that cliff…….so close. My breath came faster… my hand moved that banana faster. Closer, closer, closer………

Did you know bananas get melty when they get heated up? Squish!

The banana came….and I didn’t.


rm_unlistedone 66M
2718 posts
2/3/2006 8:53 am

....er... ummmmmm..... I hate to admit this... but so did I!!!

These intense visions are hardto deal with. And to think, I was outside the window the whole time and you were just too happy with the banana to see me!(I'll be back later to clean the window... sorry!)

Washing dishes, and bananas will never be the same.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/3/2006 9:51 am

Unlistedone....how you make me laugh! I actually have 27 windows in my house, and they all need cleaned. So, as long as you are coming back with cleaning supplies....... lol

Remember...you need bananas AND batteries at Walmart!


CamCumWithMe 60M

2/3/2006 12:02 pm

Try those "Ball Park" franks... I hear they plump when you cook them!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/3/2006 1:19 pm

Fly...thats funny! I sure hope he comes back to wash my windows. That would be a blessing.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/3/2006 1:38 pm

Cancumwith me! Gosh you guys are all so funny today! I don't think they'd be "hard" enough! Nice picture by the way.


rm_MO19532 64M
14 posts
2/3/2006 1:57 pm

ANGEL,,,MERCY,MERCY,MERCY,ME.YOU GOT MY ATTENTION WITH THAT STORY BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT THROW IT AWAY,,YOU COULD OF SOLD IT ON E-BAY FOR $1000000000SSSSS LOL


aliped 63M
3 posts
2/5/2006 1:50 am

Did the banana SPLIT?... whats' next the cucumber?...Loved the story


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/5/2006 8:19 am

Aliped.....glad you liked the story. I love the "banana split" line! Hmmmmmm.....cucumbers?


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