SEX TRIVIA  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
6/29/2006 7:52 am

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SEX TRIVIA

5 more days till I can have sex again!

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. Well, I can guarantee you it isn't me. And from the sound of things it's not you here on AdultFriendFinder either.

A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. See.....and you only thought we were being mean asking you to mow the lawn instead of watching sports.....or playing golf!

Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. Oh my! There would have been a two year period in my life that I'd have been in trouble then!

An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long. Darn! Is that an arugment FOR or AGAINIST evolution???????

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per
hour.
WOW! I can't wait to feel that again! I will feel it, won't I? Maybe I should just "watch" it with a stopwatch in my hand. Who the hell got this statistic????

It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
And hence the need for the speed of the ejaculation!!!!!! With most men claiming to be 7 inches or more.....they'd never get out of the tube! ROFLMAO!!!!

Hope you are having a wonderful, sexy and Happy thursday!!! 143


seek_u_topia 52M

6/29/2006 7:57 am

what a great set of facts Angel! but your editorializing is even better! you have a great day too!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 8:35 am:
Seek u.....glad you enjoyed it! I just love trivia...especially about sex!

VATraveler1948 69M

6/29/2006 8:32 am

Sounds like you are a bit anxious, would you like to borrow my stopwatch?


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 8:35 am:
VAT.....ROFLMAO! I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that is your stopwatch in those pants!!!!!!

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/29/2006 8:37 am

Medically speaking ... YOU will feel everything you did before and maybe even more Many women have better sex after "the surgery". Might wanna check out those stats, little lady

warm huggies 2ya


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 8:55 am:
Mags.....I can't wait to check out those stats!!!! Thanks sweetie...and I'm sending you a special hug via our mutual friend! Make sure he gives it to you!!!!

marriedflirtm33 45M
4 posts
6/29/2006 8:43 am

Funny and interesting stuff.

Too bad it's not 1884 ... lol.
No wonder gorilla's seem so pissed off.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:29 am:
Marriedflirtm.....you are too funny! I guess gorilla's do always seem kind of angry, don't they??? Welcome to my blog sweetie!

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/29/2006 9:11 am

I am 6 years post surgery and don't take any hormones because of complications it caused with breast having had R breast duct cancer cells which were removed. As ya know theory is hormones can stimulate these probs in breast.
My two cents....OMG...maybe it's the idea of no worries (birth control) maybe the older the better like fine wine...but girlie

YOU WILL FEEL THE EARTH MOVEEEEE MO than eva

btw it is on the law books in lots of states still that oral and anal sex is illegal between anyone...MOcriminal


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:32 am:
Mo....dear lord! Illegal to have oral sex.....I am breaking the law in 5 days for sure!!!! Don't tell the cops! I'm not going to take any hormones either for the same reason...previous breast cancer. But I haven't had any problems so far! Thanks sweetie.....for being such a great supporter.

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

6/29/2006 9:19 am

Making the best of it but your post made my Thursday that much better...Ready

Ready


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:33 am:
Ready....I'm glad! I know you are always making the best of it.....that's just the kind of person you are.

SmallTightKitty2 106F

6/29/2006 9:22 am

LMAO....not only at your "facts" but at a few of the above comments!!!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:35 am:
Kitty girl.....I love the comments! They make me laugh so hard sometimes!!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog....and don't be a stranger.

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
6/29/2006 9:23 am

That's a very funny post. Thanks for the giggles!! I am sure you'll feel the earth move under your feet....

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:35 am:
Shannee....you're welcome for the giggles! And do you promise I'll feel the earth move????

4u281 65M

6/29/2006 9:52 am

I start my day wiyh webcam rm and a stop at Angels so how is it to mars from her maybe enough shots and we can start life on other planets yes Marsbase Viagra should I tell NSAA
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angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:37 am:
4u......you start your day with your webcam??? Well, now, how is it that I have missed that all along??? I'm going to have to start looking for you Lewis.

fortunaswm 63M/53F

6/29/2006 10:00 am

I have made the decision to make DAMN SURE I have me a hell of an orgasm in 5 days - one way or another
In doing so I will be honoring yours dear girl.

Only problem is - I don't let my sperm swim for at least a 1/2 hour after I eat


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:38 am:
Fortunaswm......awwwwww....that is so sweet! Perhaps I should set a time....and have everyone in blogland join me! You know.....we might just spin the earth off of its axis! What do you think???

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:38 am:
OMG! I just read the sperm part! ROFLMAO!!!!!

000TBoy 43M
194 posts
6/29/2006 10:14 am

Tell me Angel, is there something on your mind at the mo?!!

May the days seem like minutes! xx


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:39 am:
000T......oh my! Can you tell where my mind is? lol

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
6/29/2006 10:41 am

well... it might well be me tomorrow ... the only question is: "to custard, or not to custard?"



[blog freelove999]


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 11:40 am:
Freelove...."to custard or not to custard?".....you just crack me up girl! Let me know!

HBowt2 60F

6/29/2006 11:44 am

I found a book in my mum's house...everything you ever wanted to know about sex and were afraid to ask.....guess you don't need it....


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:47 pm:
Oh no HB.....you can never know too much! Is it one of the antigue books.......that could be interesting.

GMURN 68F

6/29/2006 11:45 am

Me thinks you have sex on the brain my friend ...lol
You always make me smile


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:48 pm:
GMURN.....I have been living vicariously through your vacation posts on your blog! You make me smile too!

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
6/29/2006 11:59 am

ROFLMAO! That is so funny. Counting down with you. xx

Wacky Jacky


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:49 pm:
Wacky.....I'm so glad you're counting down with me! I appreciate it!

fortunaswm 63M/53F

6/29/2006 12:45 pm

A most enjoyable idea Angel. You set the time - I'll adjust for the time zones - put on a party hat and rattled the windows


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:49 pm:
Fortunaswm....sounds great to me! It could be a world wide experiment on personal energy!

horny4770 61M
8158 posts
6/29/2006 1:52 pm

"The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour." You could put someones eye out with that...better aim carefully! lol

H.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:51 pm:
Horny.....this is true! So, this is a good argument for when you are giving a blow job...you shouldn't pull away at the last minute! lol

rm_imtheone42 75M
485 posts
6/29/2006 2:11 pm

Great post but I am having a hard time with that 28 MPH thing. I don`t think I was that fast even when I was 18, certainly not now. It would be interesting to know how they determined that. Somebody mentioned a radar gun...Maybe so lol. I really don`t care how fast. I`m just happy everthing still works.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:52 pm:
Imtheone.....I'm wondering exactly how they measured that too! But, as far as my hubby goes....I'm just glad it all works too! lol You sure made me smile with this comment tonight! Thanks for stopping by!

spacecadet561 61M

6/29/2006 2:31 pm

Oi! Just hope he's up for the occasion and doesn't cum too soon in his excitement at getting to fuck u again after all this time.

SpaceCadetรน


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:53 pm:
Spacecadet.....this is true! I hadn't thought of that! The poor guy could get performance anxiety!

MWWwantmore 52F

6/29/2006 3:39 pm

Isnt it funny how much more you think about sex when you cant have it? LOL



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:54 pm:
MWW....oh my gosh yes! That is the truth!

marywannado 44F

6/29/2006 3:48 pm

Betcha can't wait,,, woohoo


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:55 pm:
Mary.....I will take that bet! I've already waited it out almost the whole time! Thanks Mary for stopping by...I love your picture and your blog.

redrobin012057 61F

6/29/2006 4:13 pm

Hi Angel....I am curious, I haven't been reading your blog in the last few days and I was wondering why you are counting down the days to have sex.Is it that time of the month?Are you not well?

An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long. Darn! Is that an arugment FOR or AGAINIST evolution???????

And adult Gorilla having a 2in penis,ok... who took those vital statistics any way?is that 2in under sedation? or is that erect?
Makes you wonder if man didn't evolve from horses and elephants.So much for Darwinism


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:58 pm:
Redrobin.....I had a complete hysterectomy 7 weeks ago....and because the cervical sutures hadn't completely healed...I had to wait until the 8 week mark to have sex. But about the gorilla.....I don't know if that was erect or not! And if it was erect...how in the world does that big animal have sex????

VirginiaDuckie2 61M

6/29/2006 4:50 pm

There is speed and then there is style. I don't have any idea how fast them little guys are but they have great form.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 7:59 pm:
VirginiaDuckie......great form eh? Do I know you??????

oldude1946 72M

6/29/2006 5:19 pm

I had 7 inches the other day but I lost it between mowing and scratching my ass


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 8:00 pm:
Oldude.....you poor baby! Do you need help looking for it???

impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
6/29/2006 5:43 pm

I'm game...set the time. (Think maybe I could have some of that icing to enjoy at the same time???) **giggles**

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 8:01 pm:
Impish.....I knew I could count on you! And yes, if the icing will do it for you....I'll make it! lol

lovemetouchme5 52F
2102 posts
6/29/2006 8:31 pm

I'll never be able to look at the gorillas at the zoo the same anymore! Hope your fireworks are as big as the ones in the sky! Loveme


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 9:14 pm:
Loveme.....I feel the same way as you do about those gorillas! Poor things! Thanks for the wish for the fireworks!

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/30/2006 4:26 am

Angel,

Mr. Bambi here...

Damn, I feel like a stud now... My dick is bigger than that of a gorilla's AND my sperm travels faster that world class sprinter Michael Johnson can run. What a stud I am!

Lady Bambi


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/30/2006 5:45 am:
Awwwwwww Mr Bambi......we always KNEW you were a stud!!!!! lol

VATraveler1948 69M

6/30/2006 5:20 am

Last night after talking about the topic of this post with my dear wife I decided to do some internet research. Actually, my wife made me do the research, she just didn't believe some of the stuff in your blog about the gorilla thingy. I did a Goggle search for "gorilla penis" and discovered a gold mine of hits. I investigated one specific web site far more than the others and extracted some pertinent data to include in my blog for today. Take a look at my post [post 408254].

Thanks for ther inspiration Angel, I don't like the results but in the spirit of good journalism I will report it here.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/30/2006 5:45 am:
VAT.....I just went there and read this post....and my comment was....GOOD GRIEF!!!!

marywannado 44F

6/30/2006 8:03 pm

Angel, hey thanks , luv your blog too...


tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
7/1/2006 10:31 am

It will be great for you when you can have sex again but not for us who are entertained by these wee sex facts you are comng up with. I love reading your blog

Bye everyone, it was a blast


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