Proverbs for Modern Times  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
6/6/2006 8:33 am

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Proverbs for Modern Times

Proverbs for modern times

- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- A closed mouth gathers no feet.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

- I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. . .


HAVE A GREAT DAY! Don't forget to pray for Tiller and Brian.


rm_Bladesong 41F
476 posts
6/6/2006 9:09 am

Great Proverbs Angel

~It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved!

Be Good to those around you!

Blade


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
6/6/2006 9:22 am

(I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face).........Oh My is that why I still look so Young!......Really I never thought about it that way. But it does make good sense! ....I hate bras!!


penguinluvr 59M
1087 posts
6/6/2006 10:24 am

I read this out loud to my wife, she liked the one about going braless removing wrinkles best, but she laughed at most of them.

Opus


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

6/6/2006 11:28 am

"- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

This one doesn't always apply..!!


westhill2006 54M

6/6/2006 11:52 am

"Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again"
Oh yes,I agree,lol...
K


VATraveler1948 69M

6/6/2006 12:48 pm

You said: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Maybe that is why I go to bed every night with a clear conscience, I just can't remember all the mistakes I made that day!


MaggiesWishes 61F

6/6/2006 12:54 pm

OH my stars!!! I love these!!! Can I borrow some of them?
I may return with some too.
LMAO!

warm huggies Angel Sis


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/6/2006 1:13 pm

LOL! These are great!!!

Whisper...


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
6/6/2006 4:11 pm

This is really hilarious and witty!


vrec_dawn 41M

6/6/2006 4:36 pm

I've seen some of these before. I love it.

Two comments:
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. <<< I'd say more than going to a garage makes you a car.

- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <<< This is just soooo true that it's almost more sad than funny.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
6/6/2006 4:41 pm

Just what I needed to day thanks angel


twirly_girl 48F

6/6/2006 5:32 pm


These were great!

-Nikki


Looking0100 55M

6/6/2006 5:48 pm

Angel my friend,

This is an interesting post. Such a lot of things to say.

I didn't pray for tillerbabe, but I did give her warm wishes for her mate to get well, and for them to get together again soon. I am always willing to give someone my warm wishes.

It seems Angel, that you are my only real blog friend right now. I do not know why. You could ban me just like everyone else did. I actually sent TammyDHU a personal email asking why she banned me, what I had done wrong. Maybe I shouldn't even ask. But she never even told me what any problem was, just stopped responding to my responses on her posts and my emails to her.

Well, I thanked both you and [blog hippie_square] for your kind and generous words on my last post. I appreciate every word. I actually decided not to leave AdultFriendFinder yet. I will stay another two months or so, in hopes that Hippie and other former friends will come back to me. I will not ask them to do anything. In fact, in my newest post (just created today), I thanked Hippie and told her that I hoped she would visit my blog sometime in the future, but that it is up to her. And that I would not ask her again for anything.

Your friend,

Jon C.


Djeeper1987 48M

6/6/2006 5:56 pm

Pretty Cool Proverbs. Funny I did a couple on my blogs. Sorry I haven't been coming over to your blogs as of late. I promise to come more often.

Good to see ya.

Carpe Diem


Looking0100 55M

6/6/2006 5:59 pm

Angel,

I also want to add that I have given serious thought to what you and Hippie have said to me in my blog very recently, as well as other responses. Yes, I may be obsessed. Maybe I ask too many personal questions and maybe I invade their safety zone at the AdultFriendFinder blogs. I try not to.

You wrote this: "- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot." I wonder if anyone even understands how I feel right now. Totally abandoned by nearly all of my friends. And I grew up without any friends. I am trying my best, and no one now thinks it is good enough (maybe you do).

I can understand how someone can be afraid of me for getting to close and personal with them. But, really I was often just responding to the posts that they wrote. If they talk about sex, their body, or other things, then a curious person would want to know more. Am I bad simply for being curious? I will stop asking people for help, including you. Everyone should do as they wish and if that means ignoring, banning, blocking me, then so be it.


impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
6/6/2006 6:58 pm

Giggle....(seriously...giggle)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
6/6/2006 7:32 pm

Those were great And the picture, hilarious!!
I did send Tiller my best wishes for Brian...thanks.


puntachueca 106M

6/6/2006 7:48 pm

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

I wiush every organization ran by this rule.

Thanks. Great fun!!!!


SacredStarDance

6/6/2006 9:08 pm

wooohooo loved them all.. and is it true about going braless..I'll try anything

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/6/2006 11:14 pm

smartass

NG61...disappearing back into the shadows chuckling...


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
6/7/2006 12:55 am

"- Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again."

Grinning and skipping off in search of more cotton candy to lick off my fingers!


campfirecozy 68M

6/7/2006 3:01 am

I noted your emphasis on the last item... good one!
Hugs,
Cozy


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
6/7/2006 1:17 pm

"No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. . ." Just cuz there are no witnesses willing to testify does NOT mean it hasn't happened! lol

A closed mouth gathers no feet. Silent now...

H.


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