Masturbate With Someone You Love  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
8/9/2006 6:30 am

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Masturbate With Someone You Love

Thank you to all of you for the incredible comments yesterday. I want you to know that I'm on my way to the doctor today to get some advice about counseling. And just know that I WILL be okay. I love this man.....and if it can be worked out, it will.

But in the meantime.....it looks like I'll be taking care of my own sexual needs. So....today, lets laugh a little about masturbation!


What does it mean when a man makes a fist and kisses each knuckle?
Foreplay before masturbation!

Sex is like bridge.....you either need a good partner, or a good hand.

You know you masturbate in the shower too much when you get an erection every time it rains!


There once was a man whose religion said that he had to be naked all the time. Not wanting to go against his religion, he went everywhere naked – even to the supermarket. One day he went shopping for Lifesavers and gum. As he was heading toward the counter to pay for his candy, he saw three nuns come into the store. He thought, "I don't want these nuns to see me and preach to me about how I should wear clothes." Not having anywhere to hide, he stood very still and pretended to be a mannequin. The three nuns walked up to him and were very curious. The first one went up and yanked on the man's penis, and the man dropped the Lifesavers. The nun picked them up and showed them to the others saying, "Look, I got Lifesavers." The second nun went up to the man and pulled on his penis, and the man dropped his gum. The nun picked it up and said, "Look, I got gum." Not wanting to go home empty-handed, the last nun went up to the man, yanked on his penis, and said, "Look, I got hand lotion."

Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep


Finally, remember my friends......when you masturbate you are always having sex with someone you love!


fantasylover_05 63M

8/9/2006 6:35 am

My thoughts and prayers are with you BOTH!

"you've got mail"


pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

8/9/2006 6:37 am

Not to mention that you hit the right spot every time!!

On a serious note...Know that we are here for you. Taking care of yourself in this type of situation is very important.

Love you!!
{=}


ZZ_Todd 61M

8/9/2006 6:40 am

Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep


Whew! I thought this only happened to me!


rm_pagan380 66M
4405 posts
8/9/2006 6:45 am

I'm just glad I've still got one good hand.
Truly,


Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.

Digambara


JazzDlight 61F

8/9/2006 6:48 am

Angel, I am so glad to hear that you are seeking help..it is the first step in your family's journey to healing. If nothing else do it for yourself, trust me it helps. Just keep an open mind to what the therapist tells you even if you feel it is silly or don't agree. Also, it might take time to find a therapist you feel comfortable with so if the first one you go to does not work out, please don't give up. Remember you and your family are worth it. Hugs, Jazz


electriccompany 54M

8/9/2006 7:02 am

Q: When did Pinnochio figure out that he was made of wood?
A: When his right hand caught on fire!


Have a better day, Angel. Good to see you having fun again!


amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
8/9/2006 7:05 am

Angel, I am also happy that you are seeking counselling. We did marriage counselling and family therepy with my son, and I am the only one still going. It helps just to have someone impartial to talk to every week, or however many times you go. I hope you have good insurance! Best wished to you, dear. I loved the first joke about the knuckles. They all made me laugh. Have a good day.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


free2chose2 67F

8/9/2006 7:12 am

Hopefully the counseling helps, I know masturbation does lol

Don't worry, be Happy


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
8/9/2006 7:19 am

It's good to see you in higher spirits this morning...we been worrying about ya! Keep keepin' on...

The thing about masturbation...you have to make sure it just doesn't get out of hand...

Hugs Sweetie,

H.


HighPocKets1938 79M

8/9/2006 9:30 am

Councelling can be a daunting project so if you ever feel that you are uncomfortable with your therepists, just go out and buy you a new one. You can find them in most good adult stores nowadays. They are the ones that can't make up their minds which battery to get. Just ask one or two which is better for you and then ask to see samples of their "craft"


rm_shagknight 49M
67 posts
8/9/2006 9:31 am

Our thoughts and prayers are constantly with you.

A quote from a stand up comedian I once heard.

"Try masturbating with the other hand. It's like you're with someone different."


rm_aWench4U 63M/62F
741 posts
8/9/2006 9:55 am

I'm glad you're taking that first step, which is always the hardest. As so many have said, you have the love, prayers and support of a whole lot of people here. In addition to taking care of yourself emotionally and sexually, be sure to take care of yourself physically by eating well, getting some exercise, and enough sleep--stuff I know you know, but sometimes need to be be reminded. We're all pulling for you. Keep us posted. ((((Hugs!)))

Remember the past but do not dwell there.
Face the future where all our hopes stand.


~Angela


puntachueca 107M

8/9/2006 12:01 pm

The main problem with masterbation is it lacks the element of surprise.


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/9/2006 12:35 pm

Good news to hear and so glad to see an "angel at work" Hugs, kisses, and hi fives with our oh so good hands


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


wickedeasy 68F  
31340 posts
8/9/2006 1:45 pm

i know how it feels to butt up against that kind of anger ad how awful one can feel themselves and boy CD, it's real easy to take the blame.

but it isn't yours to take. and you can't make him change, only he can do that for himself and then, only if he wants to.

you did not fail. you have stood next to this man forever. loved him. cared for him. perhaps now, it is time for him to do that for himself and for you to allow him that

i Love you sis - call me anytime, day or night

WE

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


PassionKisses4Me 45F

8/9/2006 3:07 pm

Hugs sweetie...glad you are seeking some help and also taking matters into your own hands

Becky


~Becky~


Horneyukman69

8/9/2006 3:23 pm

Love love love it!!! Thanks to for the advice! Chat sometime soon I hope!


spacecadet561 61M

8/9/2006 3:31 pm

Check around the blogs if you need some recommendations on toys to help your "game". Welcome to the club.

Good luck with the counselling. It may help, or at least provide you with another safe vent for your frustrations. There's also cybersex, if you're interested (yes, this is an offer).

SpaceCadetù


sexyariesgirl 59F

8/9/2006 3:48 pm

Angel...I'm so glad you are seeking assistance! You know my thoughts and prayers are with you darlin.....HUGGS

And I loved the masturbation jokes! lol

Power To FOK


rm_dimples565 69F
24436 posts
8/9/2006 3:56 pm

You know you masturbate in the shower too much when you get an erection every time it rains!

My God that is so hilarious Angel. They all are but this is my favorite one.

Glad to see you in better spirits today.

Glad your going to counceling too. Just remember you might get one now and then that really listen, has happened to me. I just moved on and found a great one.

Hugs to you both.

A Drama Free Blog with Smiles



MY PRIVATE LITTLE CORNER


rm_dimples565 69F
24436 posts
8/9/2006 3:57 pm

WHoops I meant one that doesn't listen, seems disinterested.

A Drama Free Blog with Smiles



MY PRIVATE LITTLE CORNER


40lovesetmatch 61M

8/9/2006 4:03 pm

I don't know about the rest of you, but Ink about what I want done to me while I masturbate. I mostly think about what I want to do to the other person in my fantasy. Orgasm is never achieved until it is time for insertion.

What about you ladies?

James


sassy1296 52F

8/9/2006 4:05 pm

Glad to see you can still smile and joke. This was to funny... Thank you so much.


tenorsaxxman 67M

8/9/2006 4:29 pm

lol . . ...lol twice . . ... .. . . .rotflmao .. .....OMG!!!! . . . . .I'm dying here!!!!! . . .. ..tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard. . . . . ..
Was it good for you too? (lights up imaginary cig .. . ). You are tooooo much !!!



Tenorsaxxman


mysticdreamangel 62F
2759 posts
8/9/2006 5:20 pm

Angel, thank you for making me laugh at a time when you need a friend! Know my thoughts and prayers are with you!

Hugs to you...

MDA


darubagrumpypant 49M
7 posts
8/9/2006 5:22 pm

hi you

so waht's this surgery all about?


tadpudgy 57M

8/9/2006 6:43 pm

Been 4+ years since sex.....Uh 'lil joe' is growing a bit weary of the left and right hand. But, when you clearly think about the most wonderful woman, well, he allows me one more time. Keep your chin up, and laugh when the tears stop. It really helps....it has gotten me through the toughest times. And the list of men in blog-land would be very long indeed if you needed a bit of attention to the 'kitty'!!! HUG=GASMS!!!


libgemOH 57M/53F

8/9/2006 7:32 pm

Angel, are you aware that 95% of the people in this world masturbate?

The other 5% lie about it!!! -B


SacredStarDance

8/9/2006 7:33 pm

LMAO...
sending you all the love and huggs you deserve.. and dance naked under the stars.. with massage oil..and a toy

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
8/9/2006 9:08 pm

Glad to hear your getting help...keep the faith...things will get better...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


drivinthrough 63M

8/9/2006 9:43 pm

I laughed so hard I...thanks for the jokes. I proudly admit i'm in the 95% group. Two years is to long not to relieve the pressure some how. Looks like the smile is back, looks great. HUGS and KISSES.
Wayne


rm_ironhead1956 61M
275 posts
8/10/2006 12:56 am

As I've said before, I have'nt been on this site but a couple of months. I just broused the blogs and came onto yours, AND I AM SO GLAD I DID. You seem like such a wonderful woman, I hope to meet someone like you some day, all the women I've met lately are not as level headed as you are, and that's putting it lightly. God BLESS YOU, AND YOUR FAMILY, "HUBBY" INCLUDED.

I know this is going to sound so lame, but LAUGHER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, AND I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU "SELF MEDICATE". Love ya girl.


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
8/10/2006 10:26 am

HELL YEA!!I love to masterbate. Seems I can satisfy myself BETTER!.....(well on short notice!)


rm_cowman72 30M

8/11/2006 7:26 am

This is some good stuff your saying here. It's worth a read at the least. I thought it was funny. Thanks for your wonderfull comments on my Blog. They meant a lit to me. By all means, keep coming back and see how someone can turn a day so flat into something quite rediculouse. I'll keep whatching your Blog if you don't mind becouse you have some very valid points in life and I respect them thouroghly. It was good


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/11/2006 7:46 am

Angel,

Good move there. This is something that only a professional can sort through. I hope you do not continue to beat yourself up. Hugs and Love to you darlin'

Lady Hunter


After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


rm_rault72 46M
10 posts
8/11/2006 12:42 pm

when i masturbate always I think for someone to love. I can love her face, I can love her body, I can love her passion or her hard thougth, but always love her. Thank for your visit on my blog, I hope to find you on chat sometimes, I like that you say in your blogs and I'll be pleasure to talk to you. bye Angel


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/14/2006 9:06 pm

How vert true, Angel.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_xy992 43M
1 post
8/17/2006 4:03 am

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