Male Penisography  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
3/2/2006 7:27 am

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3/6/2006 5:09 am

Male Penisography

If women ruled the world...there would be a test that squished a man's penis and balls like the mammogram does to the woman's breast. Can you hear the howling and screaming in the corridors of the hospital giving that test??

I had to go for an emergency mammogram today as I found a lump in my breast. Now, I don't get too upset by all of this. I'm a breast cancer survivor...and a lucky one at that. I have had lumpectomies..and literally have no scars. But...I don't want to do this again...and I am trying real hard not to worry.

So, to amuse myself while they take my nice round breasts and flatten them into pancakes, while my ribs scrape the edges of the machine, (I'm short too...so I have to stand on my tiptoes), I imagined what it would be like if men had to put their penis' in a machine like this and let them squeeze the vice grips down until they were perfectly flat. And in my head...I could hear the crying and wailing!

Tell the truth here men! Would you let someone do this to you?

I would appreciate your positive thoughts and prayers. Really.


HBowt2 60F

3/2/2006 12:00 pm

Hope all goes well for you angel....thoughts and prayers going your way...

and as for squishing penis's in a machine...can I have a job if it ever happens.....love to hear them scream...


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/2/2006 12:09 pm

Wouldn't you know it? That is the ONE appointment that I keep conveniently *forgetting* to make and I am due. Thank you for the
reminder, Angel...I will make the call and go *do it*.

Sending you love and a prayer to keep you free of the c. bugs... {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_SunnyD54 61F
94 posts
3/2/2006 1:10 pm

Sending love and prayers your way.


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
3/2/2006 1:59 pm

From a rugged man's point of view...ow, ow, ow! Don't even think that way! At the risk of sounding sexist...the reason woman bear the children is because if most men had to go through that... we would have a very small population, maybe to the point of extinction. LOL We do what we have to do.

You are in my thoughts and prayers. {{{HUGS}}}

H.


fantasylover_05 63M

3/2/2006 2:28 pm

My Very Dearest Angel

You will DEFINITELY be in my thoughts and PRAYERS!!!

I would GLADLY let them do that IF it would aleviate your situation.. I mean that with ALL MY HEART!!

I tell you what.. I WILL WORRY FOR AND ABOUT YOU so you don't have to!!!


VATraveler1948 69M

3/2/2006 4:09 pm

Angel... you are in my thoughts and prayers. Like you said, you are a survivor so don't let this slow you down.

Ouch... I yelp if I sit down the wrong way and get the guys pinched in my jeans.


norprin5 56M

3/2/2006 6:55 pm

no, i most definitely would not allow that, no sirree bob!

i'll be thinking of you, angel *hugs*

King Nor XVIII


caressmewell 54F

3/2/2006 8:20 pm

Your in my thoughts and my fingers are crossed! It will be ok


HighPocKets1938 79M

3/2/2006 9:05 pm

My prayers are with you sweetie, and my love too. You have a lot of prayers on their way too.
As for letting them put my penis and/or my balls in a machine like that, I am afraid that they would have to fabricate a special set for me, not to mention that they would have to send out the Army to find me, and I can be awful hard to find when I need too.


rm_unlistedone 67M
2718 posts
3/2/2006 11:16 pm

And you know you are in my prayers.... 143


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/3/2006 1:59 pm

fingers,toes and knees crossed that all go well,hugs hun.

I feel for you as i'm delaying mine till after holland and i have lumps,hopefully same as last time riddled in cysts.


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


oldude1946 72M

3/3/2006 8:43 pm

I've had mine for 60 years and I want to keep it in good shape, I might need to use it.

I hope every thing is OK.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/4/2006 4:11 am

To all who responded here.....I love you! Thank you so much. You made me smile, and you made me laugh! That is exactly what I need at this time. Your prayers and thoughts have me feeling pretty optimistic....and very loved. This is a special place, and you are very special people! 143


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/4/2006 6:27 pm

No way will they do that to me.

My prayers are with you.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/5/2006 6:55 pm

Oldman...thank you....that's just what I needed to hear!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/6/2006 5:09 am

Dysgyzed...thank you. ~hugz~


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