I Have An Irate Job Applicant!  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
6/16/2006 10:24 pm

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6/23/2006 8:48 pm

I Have An Irate Job Applicant!

Officially, it's 1:20 AM...so there is only 4 more days till I can have sex!

I have someone that has repeatedly applied for the job to be my lover! And apparently he is a little upset that I haven't hired him yet! lol

So....if you want a good read....and want to be singing an old Johnny Cash tune for the rest of the day....go to Vatraveler1948 Vatraveler1948 and read his latest post [post 391123].

This one cracked me up!

4u281 65M

6/16/2006 11:05 pm

Well hell I thought I was the one I know you would wait ........NOT ! take it easy and enjoy , oh any wild dreams yet Lewis

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/17/2006 12:13 am

What a song writer LMAO...Ready


Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/17/2006 12:48 am

Only 4 days? Uh oh...the Tidewater area of Virgini is about to go through a heat wave.....*grins*

Hang tough, darlin'....it's almost over....

And I nominate VAtraveler1948 for the *ahem*...position.

Wait a minute....*looks at his work schedule quickly*...I'm off in four days!!! Woohoo!!!!

Errr...never mind....

NG61....slipping back into the shadows with a quiet smile....

tillerbabe 57F

6/17/2006 2:35 am

Awwweee..be a sweetie - give him the JOB! Even if it is a "pity fuc" LOL!

JazzDlight 61F

6/17/2006 3:18 am

Tick tock, tick tock, BOOM!!!!!!! Love, Jazz Who is searching for her ear plugs getting ready for the explosion in 4 days!

VATraveler1948 69M

6/17/2006 5:21 am

Boo Hoo.... I don't want no mercy fuck, I wanted the job on a something more than temporary basis and I wanted to get the job on the basis of my merits. Here is another suggestion: Why don't you drive out to Roanoke and visit me?

Jeez, where's my pride? Here I am groveling on the ground for a handout. I guess I will just have to wait until I get to Virginia Beach AFTER the fireworks are over and then show her how a REAL MAN makes love to a woman in need.

vrec_dawn 41M

6/17/2006 6:40 am

I think you should give him pity sex to make up for teasing him. It's the only right thing to do.

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/17/2006 9:14 am

Thanks for the link angel. It was a wonderful post.

twirly_girl 48F

6/17/2006 7:36 pm

What a wonderful plea he makes.
I'd give him the job.

Counting down to your break out of being sexually deprived.
Or is that depraved? Can never keep those too words straight.


Looking0100 55M

6/17/2006 10:58 pm


I agree with Shaye ShayeDK. You have four days left. Actually, because I am a little late here (Sorry!), you now have just three days to go. These days will go by very quickly. In almost no time, you will be enjoying one of life's pleasures.

And then, you will be smiling that big HUGE smile of yours. You will be the happiest woman on the earth. You will have had something you have missed out on for so long. I know you can't wait. But, when it does happen, you will be very calm and completely at ease.

My wish is that you focus on the sexual activities you will be having (or expecting to have happen) this Tuesday after you see the doctor. Focus on the pleasures you will give and receive.

Those thoughts will help these days just slide right on by, and then you will actually make those thoughts a reality.

Your blog friend,

Jon C.

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