Help Wanted  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
2/15/2006 5:15 am

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6/23/2006 8:44 pm

Help Wanted

Man wanted,
One real man wanted.
One mister rough and tough
Who'll kiss me till I cry.

Previous experience required.
Plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy.

Man wanted,
No Peter Pan wanted.
These ain't no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!

fantasylover_05 63M

2/15/2006 6:00 am

No boy here!! ALL MAN!!!

Satisfaction GUARANTEED!!

bardicman 51M

2/15/2006 7:32 am

Crap, I tend to be a boy in mens clothing. I just refuse to grow up.

But I am scared if I grow up then I will get old and from their death becomes imminent.

I am not dead yet

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 8:01 am

Talldiscreet....are you applying? And what are your qualifications? BTW....thanks for stopping by!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 8:02 am seem to have the self you have the tools???

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 8:03 am are my right hand gal! Aren't you going to help me with the interviews?? I knew you would!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 8:04 am

Bardicman....come on! Its ok. I don't want to grow old either, and I refuse to. But, aren't you the one wondering how people tasted the other day? Come on to the interviews....we'll make a man out of you!

campfirecozy 68M

2/15/2006 9:18 am

I might be interested, but I only have 30 years of experience...if training is involved, I'd prefer that it be included with the interview. I am definitely up for penetrating questions. Full disclosure: I do suck at some things.


fantasylover_05 63M

2/15/2006 9:38 am

Indeed I do Angel!!

Want me to "prove it"??? LOL LOL

I am short on references... so I guess you will just have to see it for yourself??

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 1:31 pm

Campfirecozy....I loved this response! Great cover letter. And the training can definetely be a part of the interview!

rm_unlistedone 67M
2718 posts
2/15/2006 3:01 pm

Thirty-eight years experience... more in some years than others. Very happy to train for any new or personal techniques required by you for this position.

I have a deep understanding of the job requirements. Have even taught others on how to appreciate what is neccessary to achieve full command of all that they have at their fingertips. Will provide an indepth resume during interview.

(And Fly, I have a brother... but I'm sure that we can come to some sort of agreement where services can be rendered upon request.)

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 3:16 pm soon can you interview? Bring that resume with you. Oh! And by the way.....Fly is going to help me interview, so be sure to take your vitamins!

TabithaElectra79 39F

2/15/2006 3:20 pm

Let me know if you have any left over that you want to share!!

VATraveler1948 69M

2/15/2006 5:51 pm

Is the position still open? I would love to be considered if you can overlook a few faults. Unlike your last post, my heart is more than a hairy design on my back. It's yours if you want it.

Shutterbug02 64M

2/15/2006 6:00 pm

I'm an honest man, lazy, horny, ugly, stupid.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 6:16 pm

Tabitha....absolutely! I will send you the resumes'.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 7:40 pm

Vatraveler....the only thing is I hear that you have trouble making a choice and sticking with it. Dependablity is important in this job. Well, bring your heart, and lets see.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 7:41 pm

Shutterbug.....ah, how refreshing! Finally a man who knows what it means to tell the truth! And what am impressive picture too! I think you have a real shot at this! Fly....whatcha think?

tillerbabe 57F

2/15/2006 10:38 pm

Great "Recruiting" I love it!!!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/16/2006 12:06 am

Tillerbabe.....would you like to come and help Fly and I conduct the interviews? Think of the fun we'd have! Thanks for stopping by!

horny4770 61M
8158 posts
2/16/2006 10:32 am


1 Real Man available:

Rough and Tough on the outside; Not always so much on the inside.
Semi-Fabulous kisser: These lips have been registered; References available on request.
Twenty plus years of experince, will supply my own lip balm.
Lifetime position in satisfaction IS guaranteed (or you don't pay).
Peter Pan phase outgrown in 2002 (I no longer look good in tights).

One of a kind: This model is no longer in production; first come first serve!

Sorry Fly, No brother you would be interested in.

muscles4u2have 56M  
1645 posts
2/16/2006 1:22 pm

Lets seperate the boys from the men by what they have to offer! Okay now I am the only applicant left!!! Damn the was the easiest application yet!! So I will cum in staighten you out on the desk. I meant help clean up your desk! Not really!!

rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
2/16/2006 2:22 pm

<--------raises hand (I WANT ONE TOOOOOOO!!!!)

Can I pull from the rejected applicants Angel? Particularly Horny..he has a great CV..

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/16/2006 5:14 pm

Horny...I have to say that was one of the most original applications. You sure you have your own lip balm? And, I don't know.....maybe the tights wouldn't be so bad!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/16/2006 5:17 pm

Muscles....damn you have great arms there. And my desk does need someone to cum in and straighten it out...I meant clean it off.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/16/2006 5:18 pm

Ellen...sure you can pull from them! I don't think any of these applicants are rejects though, do you? Tabitha wants to look at them too. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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