Confession Time!  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
3/8/2006 7:57 pm

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3/10/2006 12:56 pm

Confession Time!

When I was a newly-wed young lady....I would have rather died than to pass gas in front of my new husband. I thought constantly about how I looked to him. How did I look while sleeping? How rude it would be to burp....or fart in front of him.

Now...did he have these hang ups? Not At All!!! You should have guessed that. Men...and boys...well, men-boys....have taken great pleasure in their bodily functions since the beginning of time. I bet the cave men wondered how many farts it would take to fill the cave with enough gas to light it off with their newly discovered fire!

Well....the bloom is off the blossom. This girl doesn't feel real well tonight. And...shhhhhhhh...... I have gas! doesn't smell very nice!

Gave my man fair warning....offered to let him sleep in the spare room.....but I can't hold it back!

So, tell the many of you ladies have trouble acknowledging that you too have bodily functions...and not all of them very nice? And men......I already know the answer you just let it rip?

No....the picture isn't me. I just thought it was funny!

caressmewell 54F

3/8/2006 8:53 pm

trouble no more..but I'm still polite about it

HighPocKets1938 79M

3/8/2006 9:19 pm

Angel, as a true Southern Gentleman, I always do my utmost to keep those umm.... err.... occurances at a minimum and should something amiss befall a Lady in my presence, I make no mention of it and should she acknowledge that something did happen, I try to cover her discomfort with a few well placed endearments to relieve her anxiety.

A TRUE Gentleman can do nothing less. So sweetie, you go right ahead and continue being the Lady I know you to be. And we will keep those indescretions to ourselves.

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
3/9/2006 1:31 am

actually, i'm a pig! i don't care about that shit at all -- i actually will laugh at myself. also, i am the superhero of belching and have put quite a few guys to shame by winning in a belching contest.

(did you ever read that blowjob contest on my blog -- think it's called something like "totally blowing it this time" -- it's plays on that kind of stuff.)

o, i will feign embarrasment if some looks horrified about it

[blog freelove999]

oldude1946 72M

3/9/2006 3:31 am

Angel I had to laugh my ass off over this post, it is great. You could do that at the drag strip and no one would know because of all the burning rubber, nitro and racing fuel. It's a good place to fart

fantasylover_05 63M

3/9/2006 4:52 am


Actually I do try to be very polite around new "friends"... LOL

And after all.... it is the SILENT ones that are DEADLY!! LOL LOL


HBowt2 60F

3/9/2006 4:58 am

~The kids have competitions here to see who can do the loudest and try to be a bit circumspect.....

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:26 am go girl! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'll have to pop over and read yours. And you're right...they will either love you or not! That was a cute comment!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:43 am

Caress.....I guess thats all we can do is be polite. I can't imagine you as anything but polite.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:44 am

Highpockets....and I can't imagine you as anything but the TRUE southern gentleman. Thanks for setting the standard so high!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:46 am

Fly.....that one was new to me...."that one had a buddy"! But I have to brought a rather unpleasant picture to my mind! lol But I like the term fluffing! Leave it to you to have a great name for a fart!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:47 am know...I've never been to a drag strip. Or a strip bar. Hmmmmm....I'm thinking I'm missing out here!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:49 am

Freelove....I can almost hear you laughing at yourself! Maybe I should try that! Just let a belch go...and laugh at myself. The people around me would be shocked! But then they might laugh too! You are just so comfortable with yourself. I wish they were more people like that!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:50 am is usually the "silent" ones that are deadly. But for me...last night....there was noise AND poisonous gas! LOL Oh well....I feel a little better this morning. So....these things too will "pass"! ~giggles~

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 5:51 am

Hbowt2....I know the kids do those competitions! Ah....just give in and join them a time or two! They will be surprised!

VATraveler1948 69M

3/9/2006 7:31 am

Angel, we all have those "gas attacks", it's just part of life. Don't let it get you down! Tell me, did your husband sleep in the spare room or did he stay in the bed with you? I'll bet he doesn't think of you any differently than he did before the "fog".

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 7:55 am, he didn't sleep in the spare room! But perhaps he should have taken the hint. lol He says he'd love me not matter what! How's that for unconditional love?

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 10:53 am are too funny! Didn't you pose for this one??? LOL Just joking here people....Polly would look MUCH better than this picture!

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/9/2006 8:41 pm

This is TOO funny.....your story is hilarious and sounds just like me. My hubby never heard me "pass gas" in 15 years. I am still somewhat of a prude about it, being one of the Southern Ladies and raised to believe what a social NOT it is .

FLYAWAY.....You are the only one outside my immediate family and friends that I have ever heard use the term "fluffy". Years ago at a party the guys there told me that women never farted, they "fluffied". This quickly became a household "byword" for fart. The cutest thing in the world was my tiny granddaughter, a very girly girl, laughing and saying "I fluffy".

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/9/2006 10:10 pm

Lady....your comment sure made me laugh! I cracked up at Fly's term "fluffy" too. But I would have loved to have heard your little granddaughter say that! Thanks for stopping by!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/10/2006 6:53 am

Mzhuny...I bet you are so much fun for your grandsons! I know that I have fun with mine too! lol

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